New Order and Tim Burgess

New Order on today for the second hour.
Singing songs live with the band
Also said that Lydon may be on when the swindle dvd is released, thats towards the end of May.
"Its all true apart from the bit with McLaren"
"Do you get paid for doing this ?"

"I want to have the blokes from Kraftwerk on.... i want to ask them about the war"

Nouvelle Vagues version of "Love will tear us apart " ; we hear everyone whistling the end part and a single Manc voice says "Catchy that, someone should write a song about that".

"King of bullshit"


Live Songs;
Tim Burgess "Who the cap fit" ( Bob Marley Cover)
New Order etc "Everytime i see you falling"
"Anarchy in the UK"

"I dont know the second verse.."
"one more" "Oh my god"
"Thats out careers over"

Requests

Someone phoned in with a request for the Beatles !!!!!
Dear God !! are these people not listening to the radio when it is on.

Stop THinking

"Have you ever stopped thinking?" Jonesy asks Mr. Shovel. "You're
sure you're not on any new medication?,"asks Mr. S. Jonesy went to
hear Eno and some other bloke give a lecture last night, where
they talked about "bloody relativity and Einstein." So what did
Jonesy learn? "I learned I get hungry listening to people speak
for two hours. My mind drifts when I listen to people speak for
two hours and I think about sex and food." I "was gonna be Pope,
but they gave it to some German geezer" Jonesy sings in his
closing tune.

Songs included:

John Sebastian-Welcome Back Kotter
Stephen Bishop-On And On*
Danzig-Twist of Cain* (Ed. note-where else can you hear these two
songs one right after the other? Brillant.)
The Who-My Wife
"French bloke"-Anarchy in the UK
Keith Richard-Take It So Hard
Rupert Holmes-Escape(Pina Colada Song)
Helen Reddy-I Am Woman ("Women don't roar, they scream,"sez
Jonesy. "oh you're really scoring points now," sez Mr. S. "I'm
only joking. They know I'm joking!!" sez Jonesy.)
Queen-Lily Of The Valley/Now I'm Here

Songs included:

T-Rex-Hot Love
Mott The Hoople-Honaloochie Boogie
David Bowie-Lady Stardust

Urge Overkill

Urge Overkill

Live songs;
Heaven 90210
I can see clearly now ( Johnny Nash , lots of play on Eddie + Nash names)
A chaotic New Rose
Crown of Laughs
Emmaline ( cover of Hot Chocolate "Emma" )

and a lot of chat about the layering of guitars on Never Mind The Bollocks

Guests: Eddie & Nash from Urge Overkill.

Jonesy FM

Jack FM .. Jonesy FM

night clubbing

Jonesy never liked pot or LSD, they were too "mind-y" and made him
paranoid. He preferred "happy opiates" and alcohol during his drug
days. Went to Guy's again last night, loves looking at the
"affected ones." "Was Paris there with her Trio?", asked Mr.
Shovel..... What is a a flagon of mead?

Cake-The Distance
Soul Coughing-Super Bon Bon
ABC-When Smokey Sings
James-She's A Star
Suede-Animal Nitrate
Blanc Mirage-Off The Ceiling

Anne Nightingale

Jonesy was cleaning out his closet and found some magnetic pillows
he bought to help cure his bad back. They didn't cure his back,
but caused "A noise in me bleedin' head."

Guest: BBC DJ Annie Nightingale . Annie was a presenter on "The
Old Grey Whistle Test" and the BBC's first female DJ.
*

*BBC Rewind-Annie Nighingale

Annie Nightingale

What a show .
Anne Nightingale, who i remember from Sunday nights on Radio One many many years ago, talking to Jonesy about Music, Duranies and Michael Des Barres.
Her story re Whispering Bob Harris being hit by Sid on the head with a bottle. Jonesy "Oh, yes, i was there "
Anne "he glassed him"

All great stuff.

Steve "He was a real twit"

Steve" Michael Des Barres says you drunk him under the table so he couldnt have sex. Do you remember that?"
Steve "mmmhhmmm ... nice" ( Steves whispering Bob Harris impersonation )

Anne" Who came up with the never trust the hippies"
Steve "me"

write in pope

No write-in win for Jonesy as Pope.The new pope had to choose a
"showbiz" name. Jonesy's "showbiz pope" name would be Pope Bobby
Vee. Kids today have no attention span & spend too much time on
their pagers and cell phones and sidekicks. Went to the Deadsy
show last night at the Whiskey.

popeil video

Jonesy watched a documentary about Ron Popeil over the weekend,
got a massage.

Songs included:

Divinyls-I Touch Myself
Henry Gross-Shannon
Starz-Cherry Baby
Cheap Trick-I Want You To Want Me (Studio Version)
Nick Gilder-Gotta Get Out
Blondie- In The Flesh
Men At Work-It's A Mistake
Tubes-Talk To You Later
Runaways-American Nights
Raspberries-I Wanna Be With You
Deadsy-Winners

Hall and Oates

Chris Kattan

Guest: Chris Kattan. Silliness ensues, including an impromptu jam
about trendy L.A. types to the tune of some Journey song (forgot
which one.) Lots of Starbucks, Whole Foods and Fred Segal
references. Sample lyric- *

*

*Jonesy-I slept with Cameron Diaz*
Chris-No You didn't
Jonesy-Yes, I did
Chris-I Don't believe you

(*I guess Cameron did like his physique. See 11/10 entry.)

Chris Kattan

Hall and Oates

Chelsea is playing Liverpool. Guests-Hall & Oates. Played Sara
Smile & their new single "I Can Dream About You" in the studio."I
Can Dream About You"was a hit for Dan Hartman, a friend of theirs,
in 1985. Dan had written the song for them originally, but they
passed on recording it then. Dan died of AIDs in 1994. Will Hall &
Oates get into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame," "Probably after
Looking Glass!!", they joked.

Songs included:
Culture Club-Starman
Pilot-Magic
Jigsaw-Sky High
Brandy-Looking Glass
Starsailor-Good Souls

Steve wonders why Chrissie Hyde didn't call him when she was in
town. He insinuates that he was very "close" to her once back in
the day. "Maybe that's why she didn't call." sez Mr. S. Also,
white lines in the sky- poison? A Communist plot?

Songs included:

New York Dolls-Lookin' For A Kiss
Pony Club-Single
Judas Priest-Breakin The Law
Ramones-Can't Control Myself
Van Halen-Runnin' With The Devil
The King*-Come As You Are
* British band that does covers of rock songs with Elvis
impersonator type singer.

Chelsea beat Germany!!

Songs included:

Fu Manchu-So Far Behind
Deep Purple-Highway Star
RPG-Paralyzed
Montrose-Bad Motor Scooter
Killing Joke-War Dogs
Stooges-Real Cool Time
Faces-Miss Judy
Tony Christie-Is This The Way to Amarillo?

Seals

Jonesy watched a show about the Navy Seals on the Military Channel
while lying in bed, farting. "And the Navy Seals are out there,
defending your right to do that,"sez Mr. Shovel. Jonesy and Mr.
Shovel stick together in sickness & health. "Usually sickness,"
sez Mr. S.

Songs included:

Sweet-Fever of Love
Mud-Dynamite
Free-I'll Be Creepin'
Mott The Hoople-Foxy, Foxy
Dictators-The Next Big Thing
Glen Matlock/Philistines-Piece of The Action

Jonesy looks manly with his new post surgey scar, his stock with
the birds will go up, suggests Mr. Shovel. Jonesy sang a little
song about Chelsea FC (Football Club.)

Songs included:

Glen Matlock/Philistines-White Knuckle Ride
PiL-Public Image
Boys In Blue-Professionals
Billy Fury-A Thousand Stars
Brett Smiley-Space Ace
Queen-Killer Queen
Heavy Metal Kids-She's No Angel
Atomic Rooster-Devil's Answer
Silverhead-More Than Your Mouth Can Hold

Kelly Osborne

Kelly Osborne

Jonesy had the cancer on his face removed yesterday. He came into
work wearing a "fashionable" bandage. Mr. Shovel saw U2 last night.

Guest: Kelly Osborne. Kelly can't spell, Jonesy learned to read
and write about eight years ago. Kelly just met her granddad a few
years ago by chance. (Her Mum, as you know, doesn't get along with
her Dad, Don Arden.) Played her new single "One Word." Nice song,
kinda pop-disco. Jonesy talked about some comfy socks he bought in
London years ago and showed Kelly his comfily attired feet.

Lisa Marie Presley

Lisa Marie Presley / Steve Lillywhite

Guests: Lisa Marie Presley (1st hour), Steve Lillywhite (2nd hour)
Lisa talked about her new album, played "Idiot" (w/ Jonesy on
guitar) but didn't want to play "Dirty Laundry" her new single.

P.S.--Jonesy played "Shannon" by Henry Gross--what's next "Wildfire?"

finger

One of Jonesy's neighbors was playing thumping bass music Sunday
and it drove him crazy. Mr. Shovel sustained an injury to his
finger over the weekend and had to go to the emergency room.
Jonesy reportsthat once, he had an infection in his finger and it
started to swell. He tried to pop it himself, didn't work--he went
to Ceders Sinani emergency room. "And there were guys there with
gunshot wounds. I felt like a right tough guy.." The show is
looking for an intern again.

Songs included:

George McRae-Rock Your Baby
Alice Cooper-Only Women Bleed
Blow Monkeys-Digging Your Scene
Dave Sampson-1999
Smashing Pumpkins-1979

Moby

Live Songs
"Satellite of Love" ( Lou Reed )
"Anarchy in the UK" Jazz version
"Join the Professionals" ( Steve singing/playing )
"" whistle song w Moby playing

Moby

Guest: Moby. Which friend of Jonesy's likes extremely hairy women
? He wouldn't say."If they look like the Wolfman, that turns him
on." Steve hung out with his buddies Owen and Luke last night.
"Name-dropper," Mr. Shovel commented. Moby will be doing a signing
at the Barnes & Noble at the Grove in L.A. He was nervous about it
cuz when he did a signing in DC once no one showed up, ala "Spinal
Tap." He played an acoustic jazz version of "Anarchy in the UK."
Jonesy played a rollicking version of "Join The Professionals."