Nose

"For the first time i am going to sing a song with my nose"

Songs included:

Rolling Stones-Bitch
Wayne Cochran-Last Kiss
Montrose-Bad Motor Scooter
Darkness-One Way ticket to Hell
Flash Express- Movin It
Sonics-Walking The Dog
Movin Sidewalks-You Don't Know the Life
Brook Benton-Matter of Time
Paul Jones-Been A Bad Bad Boy
Pistols-Liar

Billy Gibbons

Guest Today

The "Mellow Yellow" riff rears its head again. :-)

Billy played a schoen guitar with Jones.

Billy gave Steve one of his Mexican peso guitar picks.

Guest: Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)*

Guest: Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)*

Donovan

Guest today .

Did "Mellow Yellow" and "Hurdy Gurdy Man" live with Jonesy .

Talked about being the falsetto voice on ALice Coopers "Billion dollar babies"

Also a story about Brian Jones son making a song using the only known Brian Jones lyrics.
They played that song, as well as what Donovan thought was his strangest single "Epistle to Dippy"

Guest: Donovan

Guest: Donovan


Jonesy makes it to Defamer's Privacywatch (Look way down the page,
after the Gene Simmons mention )
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* Jonesy sighting via Defamer. He's hit the big time now!

*

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Sex Pistols are one of nexts years inductees. !!

Chris Kattan

Guest: Chris Kattan. Chris shows Jonesy his penis** (allegedly.)
Silly songs about JLo and Marc Antony. Jonesy went to an open
house for JLo's former abode, sneaked into her bedroom and smelled
her knickers. (JLo wasn't there at the time.) He also sez he
shagged a pre /St. Elmos Fire /Demi Moore. Another episode of
/Steve Jones' Diary/ on Craig Ferguson's show tonight.

Guest !!!

Steve mentioned a guest coming in tomorrow.
Been on before , From SNL

Chris Kattan ???

Maybe we can sort out who slept with who from McG's movie now.

Paris Hilton should design a shoe. It would sell like crazy. They
should pump ozone into office buildings to make people work
harder. Jonesy farts on-air for the first time in weeks!

********Songs included:

Chicory Tip: Good Grief, Christina********
Move-Tonight
Chris Spedding-Crying Game
Bay City Rollers-Wanna Be With You
Slick-Forever and Ever
Mick Ronson-Only After Dark
Alvin Stardust-Jealous Guy

Gary Glitter is in trouble again. Jonesy is having tuna and an
apple for lunch. Due to his new diet, he hasn't been farting
during the show. "We lost a good bit," says Mr. Shovel.

Songs included:

Morrissey-You're The One For Me, Fatty
Delroy Wilson-Don't Know Why
Cliff Richard-It's All In The Game

Jonesy at Miss Pamela's Party for the launch of Smashing Grandpa
T-Shirts*


*Jonesy's so hot you can "fry an egg on his knob." All "his
bitches are stars." Jonesy's lyric of the day "Lay, lady lay over
my big brass knob." Nobody wants Jonesy's pins!! Miss Pamela's
party was "like the Doors movie." Steve does a little skit on the
Craig Ferguson show tonight "Steve Jones' Diary."

Songs included:

James-She's A Star
Doves-Pounding
Blow Monkeys-Forbidden Fruit
Morrissey-Little Man, Now What? (dedicated to Danny Bounaduce)
Nightmare Of You-My Name Is Trouble
Pony Club-Thinking Of You

Ray Winstone

....was the guest today.

Wednesday Davey Jones from the Monkees

"Im not your stepping stone"

or NOT ... Jonesy out sick !!!! Robert Plant rebroadcast

CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF !!!!

Monday it may be Cliff Richards. Uh Oh !!!

Cliff Richards

Jonesy interviews his idol, Cliff Richard,for 2 hours. Cliff has a
new album out, he's a Christian (talked a bit about the New
Testament), has his own winery in Portugal, Lots of discussion
about his movies. Played a few songs with Steve in-studio,
including "Young Ones." (No "Devil Woman, though).There may be a
remake of "Summer Holiday" (with Friday's guest McG directing).
Cliff would like to do a cameo in a remake, Jonesy wants to be
music director.* *(Naveen Andrews also joined them.)
Cliff's website: *Cliff Richard.org* **

Mc G

Guest Today ( Friday )

McG

Guest: McG

Did you hear Steve say he bedded one of Charlie's Angels, but he
didn't want to reveal which one? Well, he did mention something
once about mooning a particular actress in Vegas, and then during
his interview with Chris Kattan he mentioned he slept with the
same actress.(Chris didn't believe him.) Hmmmm..and she was in the
Charlie's Angel movie.. No, Jonesy is not really celibate. That
was a gag.

The time change has confused Jonesy. He now gets up at 7 instead
of 8 and can't think of anything to do. "Well, what do you usually
do first thing in the morning?" (Pause) Well, /after/ that.

*The Jonesy's Jukebox Bloggers get things wrong sometimes. They're
thinking too hard.*

*Songs included: *

*Nick Lowe-Cruel To Be Kind
George Harrison-My Sweet Lord
Dave Edmunds-Born To Be With You
Steve Harley (Cockney Rebel)-Come Up And See Me
Eric Clapton-Wonderful Tonight
Pretenders-Day After Day
Elton John-Harmony
Elvis Costello-What's So Funny About Peace Love & Understanding
Byran Ferry-Love How You Love Me