Rat Scabies was actually in today.
Steve "You made me look stupid i said you were going to be in yesterday"
Rat " Despite the fact that i said i would be in Friday"
"Steve "Yes"
"Rat " Do i need to start recording all my conversations with you"
Steve "Yes"
(After ovaltine advert) "Shut up sammy, you little git"
Needed a room and a car for a week. ( "Celebrity Dossers" "Scabies in your bed" )
"Grail hunter/ex-drummer/ mayor of Brentford"
I thought the bloggers meant dosers as in STD's not dossers as in down and out - thanks Stuart for clearing it up!
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