Friday, June 23, 2006

Ed Begley Jr

Marge: Oh, look, it's Woody Harrelson!
Man: [to Woody, laughing] I can't believe those pants are made entirely out of hemp.
[Woody's pants look like a bunch of pot leaves sewn together]
Marge: And there's Ed Begley, Jr.!
Begley: And this one solar collector can gather enough energy to run this colorful pinwheel.
[Begley, holding an immense solar panel above his head, watches as his pinwheel slowly turns, then stops]
Begley: Wait. Wait, I got it, I got it.

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