Jonesy's Jukebox: February 2008

Steve rests ...

( The rebroadcast was this }

[Vyvyan comes downstairs, wearing a crash helmet and carrying a cricket bat.]
VYVYAN: Here they are, El Presidente!
[Pushes Rick and Neil into the living room, throws them down.]
Starting an insurgence! I'll teach you to try and assassinate the President!
[Mike comes in, wearing a black leather trenchcoat and hat, chewing on a big cigar. Vyvyan salutes.]
El Presidente!
RICK: What the ruddy heck is going on?
VYVYAN: Shut your face, traitor! [Hits Rick in the crotch with the bat]
RICK: Hah! Missed both my legs! [grimaces]
VYVYAN: Shut up! [Hits Rick in the head]
NEIL: [picks a piece of gum off the floor] Who's been sticking gum on the floor?
[puts it in his mouth]
MIKE: Silence.
VYVYAN: Silence!
MIKE: Gentlemen, good morning.
VYVYAN: Good morning.
MIKE: I'm glad you could all make it, cause if you hadn't, you wouldn't be here.
VYVYAN: Wouldn't be here.
MIKE: Now, what were you two doing in the broom cupboard?
VYVYAN: Good question.
NEIL: Uh...oh, yeah, we were having a house meeting, yeah.
MIKE: Impossible.
VYVYAN: Impossible! [Hits Neil with the bat]
MIKE: Because Colonel Vyvyan and myself held a house meeting a quarter of an hour ago upstairs. And, I'm afraid to say, under the new regulations, non-attendance at house meetings is punishable by death.
VYVYAN: Ha ha ha. Death.
MIKE: I would like to overlook this, but unfortunately, you two seem reponsible for certain other criminal activity.
VYVYAN: Ha ha!
MIKE: Namely, loitering with intent...
VYVYAN: Good one.
MIKE: ...conspiring in the broom cupboard...
VYVYAN: Brilliant.
MIKE: ...and damaging police equipment. [Vyvyan shows Neil the chip in his cricket bat.] However, I, El Presidente...
VYVYAN: [salutes] Viva El Presidente!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Point Break Live Jury

Main

# Eve Hars (producer/ co-director)
# George Spielvogel (producer/co-director/"Pappas")
# Tobias Jelinek ("Bodhi"/www.iheartevilgenius.com )
# Mitch Eakins ("Surfer/Grommett")

I hope they try to do it as the characters.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Ok Go !!

Guests

Main

Live songs;
"here come the girls" { Ernie k-doe cover )
"Needle in the camels eye" Eno cover
"Oh lately its so quiet" w. Steve ( "4 guitars ! we could be the Blue Oyster Cult" )
"Rebel, Rebel" Bowie cover; instrumental

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Jon Lovitz

Steve "Andy Dick is coming in next"
Jon " Good .. would you punch him for me"

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Ewen Bremmer

Spud !!!!!

IMDB

Ian MacKaye hosts Rollins "Harmony in my Head"

Tonight Special guest host. 8->10 pm

Done as an Ian and Hank history. Kids meeting with bb guns. Then skateboarding and cross country bus trips.
Ted Nugent, Van Halen etc.

RIP Galaxy Theatre , Santa Ana

Galaxy Theatre is closing at the end of Feb to make room for
another nightclub for coke heads.

So The Eels show on the 14th will be one of the last there.

Monday, February 11, 2008

E

from The Eels

2/8/2008- E ON JONESY'S JUKEBOX:
E will make his fourth appearance on ex-Sex Pistol Steve Jones' Jonesy's Jukebox radio show Monday, Feb. 11th, between 12 noon and 2pm, Pacific Standard Time on Indie 103 FM.

This beats Gary Oldmans Hat Trick of appearances from last month. Well played E !!! Huzzah !!!

( He has been playing "Girl from the North Country" as an encore; just a song suggestion )

( I only have this and the show with Ken Boothe listed . When was he on before ? I must have it recorded but life is way too short to go back through all those files and disc drives :-) )
mmmm ?? and i see that the last time says "third time in just over a year" so that narrows it down)

[ Okay other shows were 10th May and 6th July 2005 , i did not write up anything for those days so probably did not relisten to them. sorry ( found this info in the eels news archives) ]

Ah !! Steve must play the Ken Boothe promo from this show . It is a classic.
"Jonesys ?? Jonesys jook-box?? indee one-oh-tree-one" in a thick jamaican accent

Live Songs;
Journey song
"I'm Going To Stop Pretending That I Didn't Break Your Heart. "
"I want to protect you"
"Blinking Lights (For Me)"
Symphony for saw
"Packing Blankets"

Sunday, February 10, 2008

4th Anniversary

For the shows 4th anniversary i was throwing some ideas for Steves ultimate playlist.
Add your own in the comments.

Ultimate Show

Q Lazarus 'Goodbye Horses"
Champion the wonder horse
Roxy Music "Song for Europe"
Tony Joe White "Poke Salad Annie"
David Bowie "Waterloo Sunset"
Dana Gillespie "Andy Warhol"
Faces "Debris"
Elton John
ELO
Queen
Cliff Richards
Ral Donner
The Zutons
The Cliks
Something produced by Joe Meek
Pretenders "I go to sleep"
Elias and his zig zag jive flutes "Tom Hark"

with the Hawaiian wave sounds in the background.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Dog rescuer jury

The Jury for Friday - Dog Rescuers

Diana Lannes - Director of Animal Welfare

Jean Marie Wisniewski - Director of Animal Welfare

Elle Wittlesbach - Strangest Angel Animal Rescue

Bjorn Joffee - Independent Pit Bull Rescue

This Website ( http://laanimalservices.org/ ) seemed to be the most important one they mentioned.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Paul Rodgers ( and his lovely wife )

Wow ... They mentioned this a while ago and it is going to happen.
( and if i could have spelled Rodgers correctly it would have been searchable )

(Free/Bad Company/The Firm/Queen/ etc )

Main

"lets just tune up for half an hour. It sounds like we know what we are doing"

Live Songs;
Noodling new song "Hard days night , lets call it that"
"Seagull" Bad Company Song
Trying to do solo from "Radioactive"
( It was a finger exercise from Alexis Korner )

Fender Museum Sat Feb 9th LINK may have got Steve to go along as well :-)

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Bobcat Goldthwait

"we touched all the bases; feltching; cannibalism, magnetised beds.."

"fathead"

"bobcat gold feltch"

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Save San Onofre

http://savesanonofre.com/

Monday, February 04, 2008

Nada Surf

First time Since 2005.
Last time was great so lets see this time.

Live Songs;
"Whose Authority"
"Ooh La La" ( Faces cover )

Friday, February 01, 2008

"I can see Uranus" Jury

Astronomers !!!

# Britney Schmidt
# Matt Kellcik
# Blake Bullock
# Leonidas Moustakas

( How many times will Steve mix up Astronomers and astrologers ; i say 4 !! )

Audio links

Here