50th

Today is Steves 50th Birthday. He took the day off yesterday to rest up and prepare.

Paul Cook

Image borrowed from indie1031.fm website :-)
From Cook 'n Jones News Page ;
"Paul Cook is the guest on tonight's Jonesy's Jukebox. Paul is in LA to celebrate Steve's 50th birthday on Saturday.
Update. Steve & Paul performed an impromptu acoustic duet of Silly Thing.
Update 2! Steve & Paul performed an impromptu 'cleaned up' acoustic duet of Friggin' In Riggin'. "


.. and the radio stream went to better quality today. So good recording.


"Captain of kumquats"

Paul Cook

Guest: Paul Cook. Played the "clean" version of/ Friggin In The
Riggin/ &/ Silly Thing/ in-studio. They bantered back and forth
about who did the better recordered version of /Silly Thing./ Paul
is in L.A. for ten days. Steve kidded him about how miserable
London is & how Paul lives only a few doors down from where he
grew up. Steve and Paul have been friends since they were 10. They
used to pass each other on the street walking to different
schools. (Paul was in the "smart "class, Steve was in the "dunce"
class.)There will be a celebrity-studded 50th birthday party for
Jonesy this weekend at a secret location. Chrissie Hynde will be
there, and (maybe) John Lydon?? Steve and Paul talked about the
alleged fight in a UK passport office twixt John and Jimmy Pursey
(Sham 69) Paul recorded some songs with Phil Collen from Def
Leppard, and has also produced a few young bands recently - the
**Rifles and Le Scenes.

Namecheck.

"The Man who can for two hours a day do what he wants;
The Sire of Wilshire, Pontiff of Pop, Licker of Lichtenstein,
Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla', Sheriff of Rockingham,
Bandit of Benbow road, Honky of Hammersmith,
Minister of Manchee(sp?) thrills,
Shepherds Bush goal machine..
Take it away Mr Shovel..."

Jonesy has a second mic specifically for his guitar. Took a call
on his cell from a secretary who set an appt. for a journalist's
interview with him. (Jonesy's phone manner left her somewhat bemused.)

Songs included:

Hal-What A Lovely Dance
New Pornographers- Twin Cinema
Kinks-John's Children
Lazy Boy-Penguin Rock
Evergreen-Food For Soul

Songs included:

Rolling Stones-Salt Of The Earth
Who-Summertime Blues
Ride The Blinds-Take What's Mine
Stray Dogs-Chevrolet
Lolita-Sailor, Your Home Is The Sea *A minor hit by Austrian
singer Ditta Einzinger (Lolita) in 1960


Juicy Bananas- Bad Man (Repo Man soundtrack)
Curtis Mayfield-We've Got To Have Peace
Mick Ronson-The Girl Can't Help It

a new drinking game...

Every time Steve says "Excellent"...

may be too much too handle.

Jonesy was at the Beverly Hills hotel last night for a meeting. He
noticed there were a lot of young women with really old rich guys
and young wannabe actor types with older women. "Money doesn't
talk, it screams," sez Mr. Shovel.

Songs included:

Paul Weller-You Do Something To Me
Winkies-Trust In Dick
Keith Richard-Take It So Hard
Brian Jonestown Massacre-When Jokers Attack
Faces-Three Button Hand Me Down
Screaming Trees-Disappearing

Rat Scabies

Rat "Chris Miller" Scabies

"you are such a wanker , jonesy"

"Oh thats way out there far worse than Boston.. King Crimson.. come on give us another "

"Do you know how you got on the Grundy show ?. Freddie Mercury had to go to the dentist"

Guest: Rat Scabies (Damned)

Guest: Rat Scabies (Damned)

Shoot that poison arrow

... Its Martin Fry from ABC

Singing with Jonesy

Martin Frye , ABC

Jonesy was amazed by the fact that Fox Corp. bought MySpace.com
for $600 million. If Jonesy had $600 million, he'd buy a yacht and
travel around the world looking for bubble butts. Jonesy bought
the jonesyjukebox.com domain name.

Guest: Martin Frye, ABC Sang "How To Be A Millionaire" in-studio.
ABC is playing the House of Everything but Blues in L.A. on Sunday.

Mr. Shovel is back from vacation in Lake Tahoe. Chelsea beat
Arsenal. Jonesy's show should be syndicated already! Jonesy used
to have a Soloflex. It didn't really work, but he "got a few birds
on it."

Songs included:

Shadows-Wonderful Land
Rolling Stones-Stupid Girl
Sha-Na-Na-Sea Cruise
Flamin' Groovies-Tallahassee Lassie
Sharks-Drivin' Sideways
Lou Reed-Busload of Faith
Chris Spedding-Boogie City
Stooges-1969*

Chris Spedding

Guest today

Great show . more a history of Chris and his work than anything else.
"Take it Chris ... i mean lets end it"
snips = steve parsons
"Vince Eager"

"The big question ' How did you become a womble?'"

"I was Wellington"

Great jams with Steve.

Live Songs;
"Rock around the clock"
"Promised Land"
"Apache"

Guest: Chris Spedding

Guest: Chris Spedding

Songs included:

Lashes-Sometimes The Sun
Astral Heights-The Whole World Changes
New Pornographers-Sing Me Spanish Techno

Dandy Warhols

Guests today ...

Guest: Dandy Warhols

Guest: Dandy Warhols

Guests !!!

Siobhan Fahey and Nick Egan.

Siobhan ****(Shakespeare's Sister, Bananarama) *****Farley

Guest: Siobhan ****(Shakespeare's Sister, Bananarama) *****Farley.
Mr. Shovel is on vacation this week, so Zach is Jonesy's
producer/sidekick.*

Charlie Sexton

Guest today

"Steve has just gone to get the guest"

Charlie Sexton

Guest: Charlie Sexton. Charlie & Jonesy reminisced about being
"bikers" in L.A. in the '80s. Charlie lives in Austin now. He has
a new album coming out in Sept. called /Cruel & Gentle Things./

Butch Vig

Butch Vig and it sounds like the last of the mono-syllabic UK bands have been on.
( i am looking at you the 2220's )
The big man was a bit pissed at their lack of enjoyment at being in a band and his having to struggle to get answers out of them.

Butch Vig

Guest: Butch Vig.

*****Butch talked about producing "Nevermind." ****He was prez of
the Roxy Music fan club in Madison, Wisconsin as a kid. They eat a
lot of Lutefisk in WI.

The 2220's

The 2220s on live playing .
Never heard of the Ruts or the Damned. Kids.. I dont know.

Wikipedia

Just came across the Wikipedia link for Steve and the Show.

22020s

Jonesy still psyched that his Mum called him over the weekend. He
sings a little song about it to begin the show. "My Mommy loves
me!! My Mommy loves me!" "I'm looking a a 5 year old Jonesy," sez
Mr. Shovel.

Guests: 22-20s. Played "Stupid Girl" in-studio. Doing a show at
the Troubadour tonight.

Songs included:

Nina Hagen-Runaway
Queen-I'm In Love With My Car
Placebo-Pure Morning
Motorhead-Ace of Spades
NY Dolls-Subway Train
Who-Happy Jack
Raspberries-Overnight Sensation *

2 Guests

John McEnroe and Patti Smyth. + kids ( " ... oooh dads mad at us " )

Great live songs "Warrior" and "Goodbye Girl"

Patti telling Steve to F** Off re name change .

"Dad is a poo" from one of the girls

Patti Smythe and john McEnroe

Guests: Patti Smythe & John McEnroe. Patti sang "The Warrior" &
"Good-bye To You" in studio. We find out she was married to
Richard Hell(!!) before marrying John. Her Mom owned the Cafe Waa
in NYC. Jonesy sez he and Cookie were the original White Stripes
due to the fact that Sid never really played the bass live. John
took guitar lessons from Bill Wyman, Bob Mayo, Eddie Van Halen, et
al. Jonesy was thinking about calling his Mum and she called him
yesterday. It was the first time they talked in 3 years! John said
he was just into "25 year olds who wanted nothing"right before he
met Patti. They counseled Jonesy on finding a girlfriend. "Who
wears the pants in your marriage?" Jonesy asked 'em. "We both do."
sez Patti. "see, that's what I'm afraid of," sez Jonesy.

Songs included:

J. Geils Band-First I Look At The Purse
Pat Benatar-Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Blondie-Picture This
Pretenders-Stop Your Sobbing
Kinks-Ape Man
Slade- Them Kinda Monkeys Can't Swing
Sandie Shaw-Always Something There To Remind Me
Staus Quo-Paper Plane
Fleetwood Mac- Sarah

bean-o

Jonesy ends the show by breaking wind. "Maybe we should get Bean-O
as a sponsor", he laughs.

The Who-Pictures of Lily
Caesars -Spirit
Slade-Far, Far Away
Flamin Groovies-Shake Some Action
Jeff Beck-Hi Ho Silver Lining
Scorpions-Rock You Like A Hurricane
Thin Lizzy-Bad Reputation
Steve Harley-Sebastian
Free-Wishing Well

Starting next week, Jonesy will be giving away special Jonesy's
Jukebox Adidas..

Songs included:

The Sweet-Ballroom Blitz
John Cale-Heartbreak Hotel
Nick Gilder-Hot Child In The City
David Bowie-Lady Stardust
T-Rex-Mambo Sun
Lou Reed-Charlie's Girl
The Rats-Turtle Dove
The Sharks-World Park Junkies

Jonesy's guitar is dusty!

Songs included:

**** ****

********Primal Scream-Swastika Eyes
Everything But The Girl-Missing
Morrissey-Boxers
Q Lazarus -Goodbye Horses

Violent Femmes

Guests: Violent Femmes. Played "Gone Daddy Gone, "Blister In The
Sun" and "What Made Milwaukee Famous" in-studio. They are playing
are playing a free mini-show at Amoeba tonight.Questions of the
days: "Did Jerry Lee Lewis write any of his own songs?" "Have
there always been sexually transmitted diseases?"

The Violent Femmes

Advertised as guests for August 2nd...

"lets call John Doe"

Live Songs;
"Country Death Song"
"What made Milwaukee famous" cover ( sort of )
"Add It Up" ( with key changes )
"Gone Daddy Gone"

" a bunch of losers on fire"
(Hey its the Honeycombers ( a Joe Meek Production ) again . at least not the german version )

"your very own puppet show "
"Fat chance now"

"I'm not trying to insult them"

"They wouldn't come on this show because they are scared of another radio station"

".. because they want credibility" ".. and we do a good show"

"Have you thought about writing another hit song " "another?"
" We never had one " ... "no bass drum"

"its vague"

"He is enthralled by our witty conversation""

"I owe you ten bucks" " I definitely won this"

"Were not supposed to tell you the chords this time" " I'm looking away"

"my new husbands they have gone past friendship"

"Live radio is really refreshing"

"now you win awards"

"i don't get what you are saying" :-)

" and your point is"

"This show is not only fun but educational"\

"dont tell me the key" " I am just going to start ..."

"you can play a little guitar you've got one there in your lap"

"You're listening to the sound of Steve Jones and the Dead Airs"

"Why are you looking like you have never doen this before"
Steve " Submission..."

"Sounds like Apocalypse now.. very good"
"First seven callers" "Thats why you win awards"

"I've run out"

What should scientists name the newly-discovered planet>? Planet
Mongo, of course...

A funk & soul day. Songs included:

Bobby Womack-Harry The Hippie
Isley Brothers-Summer Breeze
Bill Withers-What Is He To You?
Cameo-Candy
George Clinton-Atomic Dog
Van Hunt-Dust
Hot Chocolate-Brother Louie

Songs included:

Runaways-American Nights
Penetration-Don't Dictate
Ruts-In A Rut
Buzzcocks-Promises
Neil Diamond-Solitary Man
4 Be 2s-One of the Lads
Smoking Popes-Rubella
Siouxsie & The Banshees-Arabian Nights

Steve went to the L.A. magazine party last night at the Friars
Club, then had lamb chops at the Palms. "Why is dessert last?"
Jonesy wonders. Jonesy doesn't do dodgy stuff anymore and is "an
upstanding citizen."

Songs included:

Bobby Sherman-Julie,Julie Do You Love Me?
David Bowie-Drive-In Saturday Night
Shabby Tiger-Slow Down
Dave Barry-Crying Game
Screaming Lord Sutch-Monster In Black Tights
Slade-How Does It Feel?

Robert Plant

Robert Plant on talking about many things :-)
Testing the swearing delay.

Perry Farrell

Perry Farrell was Jonesys guest today

John Peel TK3K

Sadly a great John Peel related site has had to shut down.
teenagekicks3000.com

Mr. Shovel read a letter from Los Angeles Magazine saying that
they've named Jonesy DJ of the Year & inviting him (& a guest) to
a party. Mr. S hinted that he wants to be the guest, but Jonesy
wants "a bird in a long gown" instead. Jonesy has a new cell phone
that has a spacy, New Agey type ringtone. Also, Jonesy's new mic
is limp.

Songs included:
Pony Club-Stop
Hal-What A Lovely Dance
Millbrook Cathedral-Meet In The Field

Jonesy played footie over the weekend, then went to a lingerie
fashion show for ****Agent Provocateur*
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************Lots of the models said they listened to Jonesy's
Jukebox. Later, Jonesy drove through a stop sign and the cops
stopped him. He was honest and said he just wasn't paying
attention and they let him go with a warning

Songs included:

Billy Corgan-To Love Somebody
The Passions-I'm In Love With A German Film Star
Kraftwerk-The Model
The Church-Under The Milky Way
ABC- Look of Love
Frankie Goes To Hollywood-Relax

Jonesy went to some showbiz party at the Hollywood Roosevelt last
night.
Yet another Journey song today "Stoned In Love."

Plimsouls/Peter Case

Playing tonight in Malibu then tomorrow with X.
Lots o'geetar playin' round here

Guest: Peter Case/Plimsouls.

Guest: Peter Case/Plimsouls.

Billy Corgan

Billy's playing at the Henry Fonda Last night and tonight.
Jonesy is seeing the 50 train coming along pretty quick i think.

They also talked about embarrassing photos and Steve thought his from the LongHair days
were bad. Maybe i should scan the picture that they had in Q magazine they have of his face all shiny and smooth. :-)

Billy Corgan

Guest: Billy Corgan. Billy diagnosed the cause of Jonesy's itchy
legs-mites!! "I had mites twice," sez Billy, "happens from
sleeping in bad hotels and on strange girls' floors." Jonesy
swears he's done neither lately. Lotsa talk about past lives,
religion, the Bible, death, flying, Chicago, scientists,
holograms, girls with bubble butts, etc. Jonesy wants to retire to
his own island with a Polynesian girl, ala Marlon Brando. Jonesy
got laid a lot in the '80s when he had long hair and rode a
motorcycle. Billy mentioned the book /Holographic Universe/ by
Michael Talbot (Link:***Holographic Universe

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**********Billy
played "Now (& Then)" from his new CD "The Future Embrace" on
acoustic guitar in the studio. "Sounds like America!" sez Jonesy.
"That's not good," sez Billy. "No,no!" Jonesy backtracks, "I mean
Bread." "That's even worse!!" sez Billy. Billy's favorite guitar
players are Eddie Van Halen and Tony Iommi. Today is Mr. Shovel's
42nd birthday!!!

Steve finally confronted his neighbor who plays the loud,
excessive sub-woofer music. He'd previously delivered a letter to
their house (how polite!!), but over the weekend he walked over
the house (through the bushes!!) The neighbor sees him, goes "Oh,
it's you" and said he'd tone down the music. Steve is the
"quietest" neighbor one could have. Near the end of the show,
Steve suddenly developed a case of itchy legs and people called in
to diagnose the cause. (Was it a delayed reaction to bugs in the
bushes or were their mosquitoes in the studio?)

Songs included:

Black Brothers-Give Me Love
UFO-Lights Out
Jam-English Rose
Bad Brains-Banned in DC
Bernard Cribbins-Gossip Calypso

Heeeeeerreesss Stevie

The Man with the plan was back Wednesday.

Today we had a interesting if one sided conversation with Sir Iggworth of Pop, James Osterberg.

Iggy Pop

Iggy Pop called in from Miami. It's changed a lot since he first
visited there, "walking around in his leather outfit talking to
old Jewish cabdrivers." Iggy likes the "diffused light" in FL (in
contrast to the "penetrating sunlight" in L.A.) He said that
Jonesy is the loudest natural guitar player he's ever heard. "Give
a bunch of guitar players the same guitar and the same Marshall
stacks, Jonesy will be the loudest."

Songs included:

Dandy Warhols-Everyone Is Totally Insane
Stooges-No Fun
Mick Ronson-Only After Dark
Sparks-This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both of Us
Hedwig & The Angry Inch-Tear Me Down
Clash-Clash City Rockers
Caesars -Spirit
Raveonettes-Ode to L.A.
UFO-Cherry

E from the Eels

Guest: E from the Eels.

Songs included:

Raspberries-On The Beach
Kinks-Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Four Lads- Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
Van Halen-Dead Or Alive
Mill Brook Cathedral-Meet In The Field ???? (unsigned band)
Steve Harley-Red Is A Mean, Mean Colour

Linda Ramone

Jonesy's back!! Spent his vacation driving up the coast to San
Francisco. Looked at houses in Carmel, but can't afford one on his
"miniscule" salary. Linda Ramone called in re the screening of
"Rock & Roll High School" on Friday at Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
She chastised Jonesy for playing a Journey song (who doesn't?).

Songs included:

C.W. McCall-Convoy
Roger Miller-King of the Road
Tony Joe White-Polk Salad Annie
White Stripes-I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself
The Quick-Teacher's Pet
Kiss-Strutter
Fleetwood Mac-Albatross
Journey-Lovin', Touchin' Squeezin'
Suzi Quatro-Can the can
Norman Wisdom-Lambeth Walk
(Norman Wisdom was a Brit comedy star of the '50s. Website:
*Norman Wisdom.co.uk *
Holly Cook (Paul's daughter, Jonesy's goddaughter)-Yeah, Right
Had a pop-punk sound, the lyrics were a sassy comeback to a know
it all bloke.
Glen Matlock produced the song.

Jonesys gone on a summer holiday.. maybe for a week or two

He's off till July 5th ( maybe that surprise Live8 appearance is on after all :-)
Repeats this week;
Monday : Malcolm McLaren
Tuesday: Brian Wilson
Wednesday: Duff McKagan
Thursday: Aimee Mann + John Taylor and Nick Egan
Friday: Billy Idol and Steve Stevens
( Great live version of "Ready Steady Go")

Songs included:

Mink DeVille-Venus of Avenue D
Lou Reed-Charlie's Girl
Raspberries-Tonight
Steve Harley (Cockney Rebel)-Here Comes The Sun
Suzi Quatro- She's In Love With You
Neurotic Outsiders-Angelina

Billy Bob Thornton

Its a guest every day at this pace.

Billy Bob Thornton

Guest: Billy Bob Thorton. Billy is a sucker for attention from
fans and always signs autographs, etc. and listens to their
"Slingblade" impersonations. Has a new CD "Hobo", which features
songs about people who have moved to L.A. to start new lives.
Jonesy tricked Billy Bob into doing a "Slingblade"soundbite.
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*************Songs included:

PJ Proby-A Place For Us
Mumps-I Like To Be Clean
James Gang-Funk 49
Glen Matlock & Philistines-White Knuckle

Jonesy ends the show with "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing!!!"
by the New Seekers.

Paul Anka

Luckily i had to be home waiting for SBC to fix my DSL line ( hopefully this recorded at my office ) ( got it )


Great, Great Show.

Jump, Black Hole Sun, Teen Spirit ( "Steam Spirit" ),etc from Pauls new album.
( Paul joking that he wanted to call the album "Smells like Paul Anka" )

Some just with Jonesys some with a bigger band.
Great interview. Talk re recording of Sid vicious on My Way.

Paul calling the chord changes as he was singing and the discussion over how Tom Jones' song ( "Shes a Lady" ) started ..all classics.

.. this is why Indie and Jonesy are here.

Paul Anka

Guest: Paul Anka. Paul has a new CD out "Rock Swings" a collection
of jazzy covers of rock songs, including Van Halen's "Jump" which
he performed live in-studio.

Got this via the John Lydon.com Yahoo group...

LIE8 If they're gonna lie about the bands that are playing, how do
we know the money is going where they say it is?

The Horses Mouth June 21st

Cherie Currie of the Runaways

I always come across these images but always forget to post a link;

Songs included:

Everything But The Girl-Waiting For A Star To Fall
Brian Jonestown Massacre-When Jokers Attack
Elliot Smith-Pretty(Ugly Before)
Mick Ronson-Growing Up And I'm Fine
Grant Lee Buffalo-The Whole Shebang

Jonesy's having bird problems again. He's taking his dates out to
parties and they're not "coughing up the goods" later. Is it karma
for: being such a scumbag"in the past or the kind of birds he's
dating?

Songs included:

Montrose-Rock The Nation
Sweet-Hellraiser
Mick Ronson-Only After Dark
Raveonettes-Ode To L.A.

Raveonettes

Jonesys didnt seem to know that they had already been playing the last 2 nights when talking to them.

Live Songs;
"love in a trash can"
"Ode to LA"
"if i was young"

The Raveonettes

Jonesy tries to "hypnotize" listeners into leaving more "ding-dongs."
Guests: The Raveonettes. Sang "Love In A Trash Can" and "If I Was
Young" in-studio. They are playing a sold-out show at Spaceland
tonight.

Songs included:

ZZ Top-Francine
Blondie-I'm Always Touched By Your Presence, Dear
T-Rex-Groover
Roy Wood-Forever
Queen-I'm In Love With My Car
Dandy Warhols-Bohemian Like You

Medium Fried

Radio free ..

Indie is great but unlistinable throughout much of L.A. so it winds up being in Internet station in my world anyway. Still, if you have not acquainted your self with L.A.’s best new DJ Steve Jones you really should. He airs twice on Indie

The Doves

The Doves were the guest today.

Indie stream cut out at 1.40 pm but i should have the last hour from the rebroadcast.
Bloody internet !!!

Steve wanted a laminate if he was going to go to their show because he doesnt like being "banged about".
He wanted to be able to go anywhere; "backstage, drummers stool or roof"

The Doves

With his bushy 'stache, Jonesy now reckons he looks like a 70s
porn star****.
Guests: The Doves

Jenny Lens Punk Pix

Indie1031.fm: Joe Sib rules! I will miss Henry Rollins more than words can say. He brought so much into my life with his brilliant rants and musical choices. Yeah, they've got that Brit guy during the day whom I never miss. I wish they archived shows like Little Stevie, so you can listen over and over and avoid the crap they play over and over and over 90% of the time.

This site ( jennylens.net etc ) is extraordinary.

Pictures of a much smaller Steve :-)

The Bangles on today

Played pop trivia with the pontiff of pop and sang some songs.
inc Manic Monday ; Hazy shade of winter (?)
JONESING FOR THE BANGLES | 6/13/2005

Thats a great description from their site;
imagine Harold Steptoe doing the John Peel Show.

The Bangles

Guests: The Bangles. They sang "Manic Monday" and "Hazy Shade of
Winter" in-studio. Susanna counsled Jonesy about his problems with
the birds, suggesting he might become a Mormon and have several wives.

Songs included:

Clarence Carter-Patches
David Bowie-Laughing Gnome
Al Green-Let's Get Married

Songs included:

Space Hog-Cruel To Be Kind
Cockney Rebel-Hideaway
Iggy Pop-High On You
Stranglers-Golden Brown
She's So Selfish-Knack

Jonesy looks like a "2 bob car dealer" *** or "the coach of the
Polish soccer team"***with his 'stache and warm-up jacket.

Songs included:

Suzi Quatro-Devilgate Drive
Scott Walker-If You Go Away
Staus Quo-Don't Waste My Time
The Sights-Last Chance
The Sweet-Heartbreak Today

John Doe

Today Steve and John Doe discuss football ( ie soccer ) tactics and sing an acoustic version of the "Midnight Cowboy" theme.

Guest: John Doe

Guest: John Doe

Aquabats today

On The Mighty Mighty Morning show !!! Charge

Yesterday was a bad driving day for Jonesy. He had a tire that
looked like it was slashed,then some inconsiderate guy in a Jaguar
parked to close to him in the Whole Foods parking lot and he had
to struggle to get back in his car. L.A. drivers have no courtesy.
"It's hard living in modern society," sez Mr. S., who added
motorists on Sunset Strip yesterday were "driving like asteriods
were coming." Nobody in L.A. uses turn signals, sez Steve. They
should hire people just to give tickets to people who don't use
turn signals." "They already have those," sez Mr.S., "they're
called police officiers." "No, just to give tickets to the people
w/o turn signals. They'd make a fortune."

Jonesy looks like a "swashbuckler" today, complete with 'stache.
Mr. S. has a new cell phone w/ the same service provider as
Jonesy, but his phone still won't work in the studio. Steve sang
some impromptu songs about "bad guys" such as Jack The Ripper and
Gengis Cohen (Kahn)"

Songs included:

Breakfast Club-Never Be The Same
Danny Wilson-Mary's Prayer
Everything But The Girl-Missing
Raspberries-Go All The Way
U2-Lemon
Pony Club-Thinking Of You

Jonesy and the Secret Machines

For you to trip out on? (Laughing) I heard you guys this afternoon on Jonesy’s Jukebox
Brandon: We played “Nowhere Again”. We’ve never done that before, ever. It was a total surprise.
Ben: First of all, it was a surprise that it was Steve Jones who was interviewing us.

"Brandon: Steve handed us a guitar and said, “Here – can you play it?” You can’t really say no, you know? He prefaced it with like, “There’s a lot of bands that come in here that can’t even play their own music and songs.” And it’s like, all right!"

John Waite

Jonesy had a dream last night that he was smoking cigarettes
again. It freaked him out. Mr. Shovel, doing an iffy Freud
impersonation, (***"What are you, Dr. Strangelove?",****** sez
Jonesy******), *** questions the meaning of the dream. He suggests
that Dr. Freud would say the cigarettes are a stand-in for another
similiarly shaped object. "Are you being offensive?" sez Jonesy.

Guest: John Waite

John has just moved to Santa Monica from NY and has a new album
coming out. Jonesy, John and John's guitar player Jimmy do
in-studio versions of "Dock of The Bay", "The Young Ones" and
"Missing You." We learn that after the Professionals tour of
America, their bodyguard threatened to kill Jonesy, so Jonesy
stayed in New York-for a couple years!

Caesars

Guest: Caesars. The band is playing a sold out show at the
Troubadour tonight. Jonesy's still sick, but he really wanted to
meet the band so he made it in today.

Live Songs;
"Sort it out"
"Jerk it out"
"Its not the fall that hurts"

Peter Murphy

Steve is looking forward to the weekend. He "used to be a
layabout, now he's just one of the masses."

Guest: Peter Murphy.He is playing the Henry Fonda Theatre tonight
& played "Space Oddity" in-studio.

Songs included:

Bobby Sherman-Julie, Julie, Do Ya love Me?
Scott Walker-If You Go Away
Jobriath-Space Clown
T-Rex-Life's A Gas
Shaun Cassidy- Hey, Deanie

It seems Steve has changed his mind about the sex thing. "I
thought you weren't interested in sex," sez Mr. Shovel. "You
slipped. You're not evolved anymore." "I'm still more evolved than
you." sez Steve. Jonesy "is not the animal he used to be" and
girls turn into friends because I don't make a move." "I'm a lame
old sod," he sez.

Popmatters interview

Interview ...


PM: Do you actually like Journey? [Journey gets airtime on Jonesy's Jukebox]

SJ: Yeah, Journey's great. Back then I couldn't like it because it wasn't cool. When you get older, you just appreciate a good song, whether you're wearing flares or bondage pants. I love catchy pop rock. You can't knock a good song. But my first day, if I would have played Journey, I think I would have buried myself. I had to ease into that stuff.

Jonesy has evolved, he says, and is no longer that interested in
sex, he sez,cuz in the past he had lots of meaningless sex and can
now view it as a humorous thing. However, Mr. Shovel is still his
"honey." "I'm circumcised," Jonesy tells him. :Why do people have
sex? Steve asks,"Got to be for that last 4 seconds. Why else would
you do it. I mean, maybe not for birds, but for blokes.."

J. Geils Band-First I Look At The Purse
David Bowie-Diamond Dogs
Shadows-Beautiful Land
Ten Years After-Goin Home
Van Halen-Dead Or Alive
Heavy Metal Kids-Hangin' On
Arthur & The Johnsons-There's Someone

Guest: Mike Doughty,

Guest: Mike Doughty, formerly of Soul Coughing, now on a solo
tour. Played an acoustic version of Kenny Rogers' "The Gambler"
in-studio.

mike doughty

Steves interview technique from the other side

JONESY: What's that one Soul Coughing song I like? That I play all the time?
MIKE: I don't know..."Circles."
JONESY: No.
MIKE: "Super Bon Bon?"
JONESY: Yeah. Can you gonna play that one for us, then?
MIKE: No.

Jonesy read a letter he got from some scam artist claiming to be a
rich Saudi.

Songs included:

Danko Jones-Hot Damn Woman
Van Halen-Pretty Woman
Raspberries-Don't Know What I Want
Who-I'm A Boy
Alvin Stardust-Jealous Mind

The studio needs to be feng-shui-ed.

Songs included:

Blue Mink-Melting Pot
Marc Bolan-Til Dawn
Damned-Morning Bird
Smokey-Alice
Cobra Verde-So Long Mary Ann
Danny Wilson-Mary's Prayer

Indie Billboard

It says;

This is the only billboard we can afford;
Keep us on air .
BUY A CAR

Jonesy attended another one of those Sony Playstation celebrity
shindigs last night. Louis XIV played, and some people were
"walking around in a trance waiting to be discovered. It was
surreal." Steve wants to "expand his brain."

Songs included:

Tom Petty/Heartbreakers-American Girl
Foreigner-Dirty White Boy
Winkies-Trust In Dick
Atomic Rooster-Devil's Answer
Cliff Richard-Next Time

Julien Temple and Andrew Oldham

Talking with Temple
"I was going to ask you something ..
oh yes ... Do you think he ( Sid ) killed her ( Nancy ) "
Obviously catching producer Shovels face drop in shock
"Whats that face for .. ?"

Also;

Steve "Could you stop the profanity "
Silence from Temple
Steve "That was me asking in an American voice for you to stop swearing"
Temple "You've got a cheek"

Guests: Julien Temple and Andrew Loog Oldham

"The Great Rock 'N Roll Swindle" released on DVD today. Guests:
Julien Temple and Andrew Loog Oldham. Bill Wyman got the most
birds, Mick was tight w/ his money, but Jeff Lynne is the worst
tightwad.

Songs included:

John Cale-Heartbreak Hotel
Ian Hunter-Once Bitten, Twice Shy
Roger Miller-King of The Road
Wilco-She's A Jar
Tim Buckley-Dolphins

Wait a minute..... thats bollocks

So on the replays of Jonesy they edit when he says "Bollocks"

When Billy Gibbons ( ZZ Top ) could not remember the name of an album
and Steve suggested one it came out as "Never mind the b{silence}"

Nice :-)

Guest: Billy Gibbons (guitarist for ZZ Top)

Guest: Billy Gibbons (guitarist for ZZ Top)

Guests: E from the Eeels and Dave from the Wedding Present

Guests: E from the Eeels and Dave from the Wedding Present. E and
Jonesy did a rollicking version of "Polk Salad Annie" even though
they couldn't remember allthe words.. Jonesy has a "one-pack", not
a "six-pack" stomach-wise. Jonesy wants to invent a "sockfinder"
cuz he loses socks when he does the laundry.

Steve: "We are here with Mr. Wedding present . i forgot your name mate sorry"

Dave "Loads of silver discs. They were all for Smokey . They are massive in Norway"

Live Songs WP "What have i said now"

guest: Aimee Mann

Guest: Aimee Mann. Aimee played songs off her her new album "The
Forgotten Arm" and Jonesy convinced her to play "Voices Carry" She
had to leave early for therapy. Jonesy went into his story about
the therapist he had who fell asleep. The therapist and his wife
later died in a plane crash

Songs: Voices Carry

Jonesy lamented the lack of females leaving "ding-dongs" and
winning contests. "Don't any birds listen? It's starting to
depress me." he sez.

Songs included:

Pretenders-Talk of the Town
The Normal-Warm Leatherette
New York Dolls-Mystery Girls
Siouxsie-Christine
Adam & Ants- Deutsche Girls

Sids 48th

Today would have been Sid's 48th birthday. Sid was a sweet guy til
"That bird took him the wrong way."

Songs included:

Sid Vicious-My Way, C'mon Everybody,Something Else
Pistols-God Save The Queen
Only Ones-Lovers Of Today
Bad Brains-Banned in D.C.
The Damned-Eloise
Top of the Pops theme song

When Jonesy was driving home last night, he saw Ronald Vaughn,
Rodney Bingemheimer's "Spaceman" friend from Mayor of the Sunset
Strip sleeping by a bus stop in Beverly Hills. "I met him at a
party in the '80s and he was normal," sez Jonesy. He then wondered
what makes people "go crazy." Saw a documentary about Al Green
over the weekend.

Everything but the girl-Missing
Frankie Goes To Hollywood-Relax
Hot Chocolate-You Sexy Thing
Iggy Pop-Tiny Girls
Ceasars-Sort It Out
Young Heart Attack-Starlight
Al Green-To Sir With Love
George Macrae-Been So Long
Rod Stewart-Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?