Jonesy at Miss Pamela's Party for the launch of Smashing Grandpa
T-Shirts*


*Jonesy's so hot you can "fry an egg on his knob." All "his
bitches are stars." Jonesy's lyric of the day "Lay, lady lay over
my big brass knob." Nobody wants Jonesy's pins!! Miss Pamela's
party was "like the Doors movie." Steve does a little skit on the
Craig Ferguson show tonight "Steve Jones' Diary."

Songs included:

James-She's A Star
Doves-Pounding
Blow Monkeys-Forbidden Fruit
Morrissey-Little Man, Now What? (dedicated to Danny Bounaduce)
Nightmare Of You-My Name Is Trouble
Pony Club-Thinking Of You

Ray Winstone

....was the guest today.

Wednesday Davey Jones from the Monkees

"Im not your stepping stone"

or NOT ... Jonesy out sick !!!! Robert Plant rebroadcast

CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF !!!!

Monday it may be Cliff Richards. Uh Oh !!!

Cliff Richards

Jonesy interviews his idol, Cliff Richard,for 2 hours. Cliff has a
new album out, he's a Christian (talked a bit about the New
Testament), has his own winery in Portugal, Lots of discussion
about his movies. Played a few songs with Steve in-studio,
including "Young Ones." (No "Devil Woman, though).There may be a
remake of "Summer Holiday" (with Friday's guest McG directing).
Cliff would like to do a cameo in a remake, Jonesy wants to be
music director.* *(Naveen Andrews also joined them.)
Cliff's website: *Cliff Richard.org* **

Mc G

Guest Today ( Friday )

McG

Guest: McG

Did you hear Steve say he bedded one of Charlie's Angels, but he
didn't want to reveal which one? Well, he did mention something
once about mooning a particular actress in Vegas, and then during
his interview with Chris Kattan he mentioned he slept with the
same actress.(Chris didn't believe him.) Hmmmm..and she was in the
Charlie's Angel movie.. No, Jonesy is not really celibate. That
was a gag.

The time change has confused Jonesy. He now gets up at 7 instead
of 8 and can't think of anything to do. "Well, what do you usually
do first thing in the morning?" (Pause) Well, /after/ that.

*The Jonesy's Jukebox Bloggers get things wrong sometimes. They're
thinking too hard.*

*Songs included: *

*Nick Lowe-Cruel To Be Kind
George Harrison-My Sweet Lord
Dave Edmunds-Born To Be With You
Steve Harley (Cockney Rebel)-Come Up And See Me
Eric Clapton-Wonderful Tonight
Pretenders-Day After Day
Elton John-Harmony
Elvis Costello-What's So Funny About Peace Love & Understanding
Byran Ferry-Love How You Love Me

*Happy Halloween! Jonesy does his best Bela Lugosi voice for most
of the show even though it "hurt his throat."

Songs included:

Screamin Jay Hawkins-I Put A Spell On You
Siouxsie-Helter Skelter
Black Sabbath-Iron Man
Que Lazarus -Good-bye Horses
Theme from Halloween (the movie)
Doors-Riders On The Storm
Fleetwood Mac-Black Magic Woman
Theme from Dr. Who

Val Kilmer

Guest Friday

Guest: Val Kilmer*

Guest: Val Kilmer*

John Cale

Guest Today

( The song "Perfect" from Cales new album is really good )
Should be on rotation.

Tsar

* Mr Shovel still out with the "Bird flu."*

Guest: Tsar.

Tsar

Guest on Wednesday.

www.tsar.net

( would add more but their web site is a dumb ass flash interface and i cant be bothered retyping info when they could have just made it easy to get to )

Nada Surf

guests at 1pm today.

Jonesy and the guys do acoustic "Pretty Vacant"
.. then "White Riot" .. what a show .....
....started "Waiting for the blackout" then bailed ...
then "Sheena is a punk rocker" .....
.. then one of their own songs.
.... then "Kids are alright"..
Then their current single "Always love".. and another with Jonesy playing
Steve "Why am i so good" :-)

They finished with a Beatles song without Steve.


( Shovel out with Flu, Chuck P was struggling on Morning Show .. )

Nada Surf

Guest: Nada Surf

Played lotsa songs in-studio. White Riot, Pretty Vacant, Sheena Is
A Punk Rocker, etc. *

The yukkaholics

Jonesy looks 15 years younger. He is getting in shape so he can
get a Jukebox TV show and thus attract more crumpet. * *Told a
story about being 5 or 6 & being lured away from his nan by some
weird man who was dropping pictures of naked girls on the ground.
Going to Vegas this weekend.

Guests: Raspberries

Guests: Raspberries

The Raspberries

Guests today at 1pm

Question of the day--"What makes people attractive?" Jonesy likes
girls with "Small, real knockers."

Songs included:

Neurotic Outsiders-Planet Earth
Danzig-Mother
Gleaming Spires-Sex Girls
Mr. Big-Romeo

Guest: Sir Richard Branson

Guest: Sir Richard Branson

Girls dance, not guys. Most geezers are terrible dancers, but
gingers are good dancers. Jonesy once again reiterates (in song)
that he wants young crumpet, not old crumpet.

Songs included:

Starz-Boys In Action
UFO-Cherry
Stray Dog- Chevrolet
Stones-All Down The Line
Freddie King-Down, Down
Neurotic Outsiders-Janie Jones*
*Humble Pie-Hot N Nasty
Deep Purple-Highway Star
Early Man-Death Is The Answer**
Hawkwind-Silver Machine

Future guests

Tomorrow : Turbonegro
Monday : Richard Branson
Sometime: Linda Perry

Songs included:

Granddaddy-Hold The Curtain
Mud-Dynamite
Sweet-Fox On The Run
Suzi Quatro-Devilgate Drive
The 88- All Cause Of You
Status Quo-Down, Down

Tom from Myspace.com

Tom , the myspace.com founder and seller , was the guest today. Getting Steve a computer and setting up an account for him so that he can pick up some birds.

Guest: Tom from MySpace.

Guest: Tom from MySpace. Tom set up a MySpace page for Jonesy.

Pamela Des Barres

Guest: Pamela Des Barres. Miss Pamela has an updated edition of
"I'm With The Band" out with an introduction by Dave Navarro.
Jonesy was roommates with Michael and her in the early '80s.
Jonesy asked Pam if she fancied him when they were roomies. "I
can't answer that!", sez Pamela. She wouldn't name her conquest
with the smallest member, but she said it was "like a thumb."

Pamela Des Barres

According to Kick down the doors todays guest is Pamela Des Barres.

TV Smith ...

from the Adverts.

Live "Gary Gilmores Eyes"

http://www.tvsmith.com

The Adverts

Guests: The Adverts.** (Gaye Advert & TV Smith) Played Gary
Gilmore's Eyes in-studio. Gaye Advert listens to Slipknot (!!) at
home. American pot was way to strong for Jonesy

Songs included:

Richard Hell-Blank Generation
David Bowie-John, I'm Only Dancing
Morrissey-Boxers
Bob Dylan-Ballad of the Thin Man
Dana Gillespe-Andy Warhol
Only Ones-Another Girl, Another Planet
Suicide-Cherre
Avengers-The American In Me

Tony Joe White

Singer/Songwriter
Rainy Night in Georgia
Song from his new album.
Jam
Poke Salad Annie
He is at Molly Malones tonight !!!

"Tony Joe White is here with a bloke from the Sex Pistols.. who would have believed that"

Tony Joe White

Guest: Tony Joe White. Great interview! Tony Joe played "Rainy
Night in Georgia" & "Polk Salad Annie." Talked about Prince Andrew
hanging out with the locals in the small TN town where he lives.
Jonesy asked about the rumours of incest & Deliverance looking
people in the South and Tony told him about the people who lived
along Herple?? Road in his town. Jonesy seemed fascinated by this.
Tony Joe also talked about his cousin bringing a croc home one day
in his pick up trick. The croc demolished his baseball bat. (Crocs
are meaner than alligators.) Tony Joe asked Elvis to go fishing
once but Elvis didn't take him up on the offer.

Richard Hell

Guests: Sights, Richard Hell

Guests: Sights, Richard Hell

Craig Ferguson and Supergrass

Guests today.
Craig Ferguson ( Bing Hitler, Drew Carey Show, Late Late show etc )
Supergrass played a couple of songs live in the second hour.

Random Notes;
Steve and the TV in a club in Luxembourg
Moira Anderson
Drummers in punk bands
Drummers who sing
Drummers who speed up
Serfs
ears
"if you cant understand my accent and i cant understand yours what chance in hell do the people listening have "
Root vegetables
Marrow , beetroot
New wave look in Glasgow.. a lot of kickings
Partick Thistle
Touching Testicles
Any man in the room when you are having sex then you are gay.
Mr Happy
Mr Sensitive
Nico .. on "What the kids call heroin"
Fully Monty
Free suit for winning the war
Giant chickens
Carbolic soap
A "slice" of toilet paper ( this one even caught ferguson out )
swarfega
Pigeon guided missiles.
"False alarm ... again"
and lots lots more.

Craig Ferguson and Supergrass

Guest:Craig Ferguson. One day there will be genetically altered
chickens that go to war.(Don't ask.) Craig was a drummer for Nico
on one of her British tours. When there is another man in the room
when you're having sex, you're gay. Jonesy used to wear a kilt
that was designed by Vivenne Westwood. The chairs in Indie's lobby
look like "hollowed-out vegetables."***

** **

***Second hour guests: Supergrass

guests

Friday: Supergrass
Next Monday: Richard Hell !!!!

All intelligent people are dyslexic. Is there a God, Jonesy
wonders, after remembing how the spiritual & devout George
Harrison died after cancer after being stabbed by a crazed
intruder. There are too many car commercials. Show biz types are
nicking bits from Jonesy's shows.

Songs included:

George Harrison-I'd Have You Anytime
Canasta-Major Tom
David Bowie-Space Oddity
Sir George-Life On Mars
Hard-Fi-Stars of CCTV
U2-Lemon
Brian Jonestown Massacre-When Jokers Attack
Stranglers-La Folie ("about some Japanese guy who killed & cut up
his girlfriend & ate her", sez Jonesy.)

Jonesy lost his "bins" (eyeglasses) over the weekend. Manchester
beat Blackburn.

Songs included:

Super Furry Animals-Laser Beam
Tsar-Love Explosion
Artic Monkeys-A Certain Romance
New Pornographers-Twin Cinema
Giant Drag-This Isn't It
Neurotic Outsiders-Better Way
David Bowie-Queen Bitch
Iggy-Curiosity
Ronnie Lane-The Poacher

Wednesday

Started with a lot of ska today. Steve was at the Madness show last night and they changed the lyrics of a song to "Steve Jones"

There is a worrying trend starting towards playing Deep Purple songs :-) ( "Child in time" today )

Question of the day-Why do we have to turn the clocks back?

Songs included:***

** **

***Johnny Winter-21st Century Man
Freddie King-Guitar Boogie
Mr. Big-Wonderful Creation
Boz Scaggs-What Can I Say
Theme From The Monkees (Quiz Song)
Prince Buster-Al Capone's Guns Don't Argue
Jigsaw-Sky High
Lazy Boy-Penguin Rock
Skatalites - Guns of Navarone

Dead Men Walking

Dead Men Walking on today.

"Theres a real Sex Pistol, it must be 1976"

Okay for once i have created a playlist:

John Martin :May You Never
Leo Sayer :MoonLighting
Neil Young :Harvest Moon
Donovan :Laina (sp?)
Alice Cooper : Alma Mater
WHISTLE: Day Dream Believer
Monkees :Day Dream Believer
Freddie King :Down, Down
Johnny Winters :Jumping Jack Flash

GUESTS ARRIVE: Dean Men Walking
General Talk : Topper,BMW,Supersuckers,Matlocks singing etc

Mr Big :Wonderful creation
Sharks :Driving Sideways
Heavy Metal Kids :Hanging On

With Guests :Rock This Town
:Theres a real Sex Pistol, it must be 1976
Banter about The Damned having first punk chart single.
With Guests :New Rose ( Capt Sensible singing )
Capt. Seemed to like this more than the Damned
Story re Joe Meek killing landlady.
Tornados :Telstar
Dana Gillespie :Andy Warhol
David Bowie :Oh You Pretty Thing

With Guests :Fight for your Right to Party
:.... your right to Jonesys Jukebox

WHISTLE: Smoke on the water

:I never listened to the lyrics
:Its all in there in the first 2 lines

Deep Purple :Smoke on the Water

Dead Men Walking

Guest: Dead Men Walking. Slim Jim, Captain Sensible, Kirk Brandon,
Mike Peters. Playing Anaheim House of Everything but Blues
tomorrow & Key Club Thursday. Did a rockin' version of the Beastie
Boys "You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party." Jonesy is
perturbed by the fact that Glen Matlock used to sing "Pretty
Vacant" when he was with DMW. "Don't sing," Jonesy advises Glen.
"And stop washing your feet."

Official site

I forgot to add that since last Thursday there is an actual official web site :-)

LINK

They call them .. Madness

... or todays guests on Jonesys Jukebox.
Over for KR*Qs Inland Invasion show ... last Saturday.

"A saveloy its a pale sausage covered in lipstick"

funny

Guests:Madness

Guests:Madness

Sweet Jane

After talking with Alice Cooper re Steve Hunter and Dick Wagner , Steve played the entire Rock n Roll Animal version inc. intro of Sweet Jane on todays show.

Songs included:

Alice Cooper-Caught In A Dream
Iggy-Some Weird Sin
Clash-Clamp Down
Sensational Alex Harvey Band-Midnight Moses
Queen-Liar
Rolling Stones-Stupid Girl
Stooges-Not Right
Sonics-Shut Down
Cheap Trick-California Man
Ral Donner-What A Sad Way To Love Someone

Jonesy on Craig Ferguson Show tonight, CBS. Review- Jonesy looked
very dapper in a fancy suit. Brought Craig a can of "spotted
dick." Birds like his English accent, but the girls in L.A. are
immune to it. Girls in small towns would be more impressed. .
Didn't show his belly this time

Guest: Alice Cooper

Guest: Alice Cooper

Alice Cooper

According to Phil Singleton, Alice Cooper is the guest today.


(Later ).. and it was correct .. Sung a bit of Eighteen .
( this was a really good show. Alice/Vince was really into it
and didn't quite believe the range of music that Steve was allowed to play SM)

Photos

Sounds like they tried to get Paul Weller for tomorrow but that didnt work out.

Brothers and Sisters ..

Wayne Kramer, Steve Jones, Michael Davis @ Jonesy's Jukebox Indie 103.1 - September 14, 2005
Photographed by Margaret Saadi Kramer

Its the MC5

Couple of songs

MC5

Jonesy might auction off the Ziploc baggie he uses to keep the
screen for his microphone clean. He's been using the same baggie
so long, it getting kinda dirty itself. He also uses the same pot
scrubbers and dish towels too long "when you could just go out and
buy 10 new ones for $1." "You need a woman." sighs Mr. S. Jonesy
acts like he didn't hear that "What?" "Well, see, that's why you
need a woman to tell you to go out and buy new pot scrubbers."
"I've been getting in touch with my feminine side," Jonesy adds.
"Well, that's another subject entirely," sez Mr.S.

Guests: MC5. Talked about meeting Sun Ra, how corporate radio is
like McDonalds and how the Creation used to have a midget with a
tommy gun come out of the drumkit at the end of their set. Played
"American Ruse" and "Shakin' Street" in-studio. They are playing
at Royce Hall Saturday night with the Sun Ra Orchestra & at Amoeba
Friday night. **MC5*

Dave Stewart

Steves new best friend.. Dave Stewart . Complete with brand new Dave Stewart/Annie Lennox song.

Dave Stewart

Guest: Dave Stewart (Eurhythmics) Dave played a song he recorded
with George Harrison and a new song he & Annie Lennox recorded (I
think the title was "I Have A Life")**

I have a bad feeling about this....

... and then the power went out in a large section of the SFV and some of LA.

Steve wanted to make sure that he was safe on his way home :-)

Power cut

Jonesy pulled his groin playing soccer this weekend & pondered its
exact defintion. At about 1 o' clock the traffic lights &
electricity in general went out all over L.A. Mr. S. made an
announcement, telling drivers to stay calm. Jonesy sang a little
ditty, extolling stay calm sentiments with "we're all going to
die" soundbites and "smash your car into the guy in front of you."
Song of the day- "When The Lights Go Down" by Journey.

Radiothon

Indie radiothon to benefit victims of Hurricane Katrina. Jonesy's
guests are Slim Jim, Paul Dinizio from the Smithereens and Paul
Cook. Ooops! Cookie swore again. Gotta watch out for the quiet
ones! Jonesy contributed three pairs of "Jonesy's Jukebox" Adidas
to the items to be auctioned. ****

** *

*P.S. The radiothon netted $61,000 in donations.

Follow the link.....

Click Here, Do something good....

Jonesy had a big birthday party and had Jonesy's Jubilee
T-shirts made up. He's getting over the flu again. "You always get
sick around long weekends," Mr. S noticed. Joe Sib came on the
show for a few minutes and announced that Indie is doing a 48 hour
radiothon to raise money for victims of Hurricane Katrina starting
tomorrow morning.

Songs included:
***<*
Dana Gillespie -Andy Warhol. Prolific British singer/actress.
David Bowie produced some of her albums in the '70s. Website ****
here < http://www.dana-gillespie.com>

John Cale-Big White Cloud
Velvet Underground-White Light, White Heat
Faces-Cindy Incidentally
Rolling Stones-I'm Going Down
Raspberries-Tonight
Mr. Big (not that one)-Wonderful Creation

Mcswain Guitars ; The Jonesy

http://mcswainguitars.com/jonesy.htm

Recovering .....

Repeats;
Friday; Paul Anka
Monday; Oingo Boingo
Tuesday; Slim Jim Phantom
Wednesday ; Blues Explosion
Thursday; He's back

Happy 50th birthday, Jonesy!!!!

Happy 50th birthday, Jonesy!!!!

50th

Today is Steves 50th Birthday. He took the day off yesterday to rest up and prepare.

Paul Cook

Image borrowed from indie1031.fm website :-)
From Cook 'n Jones News Page ;
"Paul Cook is the guest on tonight's Jonesy's Jukebox. Paul is in LA to celebrate Steve's 50th birthday on Saturday.
Update. Steve & Paul performed an impromptu acoustic duet of Silly Thing.
Update 2! Steve & Paul performed an impromptu 'cleaned up' acoustic duet of Friggin' In Riggin'. "


.. and the radio stream went to better quality today. So good recording.


"Captain of kumquats"

Paul Cook

Guest: Paul Cook. Played the "clean" version of/ Friggin In The
Riggin/ &/ Silly Thing/ in-studio. They bantered back and forth
about who did the better recordered version of /Silly Thing./ Paul
is in L.A. for ten days. Steve kidded him about how miserable
London is & how Paul lives only a few doors down from where he
grew up. Steve and Paul have been friends since they were 10. They
used to pass each other on the street walking to different
schools. (Paul was in the "smart "class, Steve was in the "dunce"
class.)There will be a celebrity-studded 50th birthday party for
Jonesy this weekend at a secret location. Chrissie Hynde will be
there, and (maybe) John Lydon?? Steve and Paul talked about the
alleged fight in a UK passport office twixt John and Jimmy Pursey
(Sham 69) Paul recorded some songs with Phil Collen from Def
Leppard, and has also produced a few young bands recently - the
**Rifles and Le Scenes.

Namecheck.

"The Man who can for two hours a day do what he wants;
The Sire of Wilshire, Pontiff of Pop, Licker of Lichtenstein,
Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla', Sheriff of Rockingham,
Bandit of Benbow road, Honky of Hammersmith,
Minister of Manchee(sp?) thrills,
Shepherds Bush goal machine..
Take it away Mr Shovel..."

Jonesy has a second mic specifically for his guitar. Took a call
on his cell from a secretary who set an appt. for a journalist's
interview with him. (Jonesy's phone manner left her somewhat bemused.)

Songs included:

Hal-What A Lovely Dance
New Pornographers- Twin Cinema
Kinks-John's Children
Lazy Boy-Penguin Rock
Evergreen-Food For Soul

Songs included:

Rolling Stones-Salt Of The Earth
Who-Summertime Blues
Ride The Blinds-Take What's Mine
Stray Dogs-Chevrolet
Lolita-Sailor, Your Home Is The Sea *A minor hit by Austrian
singer Ditta Einzinger (Lolita) in 1960


Juicy Bananas- Bad Man (Repo Man soundtrack)
Curtis Mayfield-We've Got To Have Peace
Mick Ronson-The Girl Can't Help It

a new drinking game...

Every time Steve says "Excellent"...

may be too much too handle.

Jonesy was at the Beverly Hills hotel last night for a meeting. He
noticed there were a lot of young women with really old rich guys
and young wannabe actor types with older women. "Money doesn't
talk, it screams," sez Mr. Shovel.

Songs included:

Paul Weller-You Do Something To Me
Winkies-Trust In Dick
Keith Richard-Take It So Hard
Brian Jonestown Massacre-When Jokers Attack
Faces-Three Button Hand Me Down
Screaming Trees-Disappearing

Rat Scabies

Rat "Chris Miller" Scabies

"you are such a wanker , jonesy"

"Oh thats way out there far worse than Boston.. King Crimson.. come on give us another "

"Do you know how you got on the Grundy show ?. Freddie Mercury had to go to the dentist"

Guest: Rat Scabies (Damned)

Guest: Rat Scabies (Damned)

Shoot that poison arrow

... Its Martin Fry from ABC

Singing with Jonesy

Martin Frye , ABC

Jonesy was amazed by the fact that Fox Corp. bought MySpace.com
for $600 million. If Jonesy had $600 million, he'd buy a yacht and
travel around the world looking for bubble butts. Jonesy bought
the jonesyjukebox.com domain name.

Guest: Martin Frye, ABC Sang "How To Be A Millionaire" in-studio.
ABC is playing the House of Everything but Blues in L.A. on Sunday.

Mr. Shovel is back from vacation in Lake Tahoe. Chelsea beat
Arsenal. Jonesy's show should be syndicated already! Jonesy used
to have a Soloflex. It didn't really work, but he "got a few birds
on it."

Songs included:

Shadows-Wonderful Land
Rolling Stones-Stupid Girl
Sha-Na-Na-Sea Cruise
Flamin' Groovies-Tallahassee Lassie
Sharks-Drivin' Sideways
Lou Reed-Busload of Faith
Chris Spedding-Boogie City
Stooges-1969*

Chris Spedding

Guest today

Great show . more a history of Chris and his work than anything else.
"Take it Chris ... i mean lets end it"
snips = steve parsons
"Vince Eager"

"The big question ' How did you become a womble?'"

"I was Wellington"

Great jams with Steve.

Live Songs;
"Rock around the clock"
"Promised Land"
"Apache"

Guest: Chris Spedding

Guest: Chris Spedding

Songs included:

Lashes-Sometimes The Sun
Astral Heights-The Whole World Changes
New Pornographers-Sing Me Spanish Techno

Dandy Warhols

Guests today ...

Guest: Dandy Warhols

Guest: Dandy Warhols

Guests !!!

Siobhan Fahey and Nick Egan.

Siobhan ****(Shakespeare's Sister, Bananarama) *****Farley

Guest: Siobhan ****(Shakespeare's Sister, Bananarama) *****Farley.
Mr. Shovel is on vacation this week, so Zach is Jonesy's
producer/sidekick.*

Charlie Sexton

Guest today

"Steve has just gone to get the guest"

Charlie Sexton

Guest: Charlie Sexton. Charlie & Jonesy reminisced about being
"bikers" in L.A. in the '80s. Charlie lives in Austin now. He has
a new album coming out in Sept. called /Cruel & Gentle Things./

Butch Vig

Butch Vig and it sounds like the last of the mono-syllabic UK bands have been on.
( i am looking at you the 2220's )
The big man was a bit pissed at their lack of enjoyment at being in a band and his having to struggle to get answers out of them.

Butch Vig

Guest: Butch Vig.

*****Butch talked about producing "Nevermind." ****He was prez of
the Roxy Music fan club in Madison, Wisconsin as a kid. They eat a
lot of Lutefisk in WI.

The 2220's

The 2220s on live playing .
Never heard of the Ruts or the Damned. Kids.. I dont know.

Wikipedia

Just came across the Wikipedia link for Steve and the Show.

22020s

Jonesy still psyched that his Mum called him over the weekend. He
sings a little song about it to begin the show. "My Mommy loves
me!! My Mommy loves me!" "I'm looking a a 5 year old Jonesy," sez
Mr. Shovel.

Guests: 22-20s. Played "Stupid Girl" in-studio. Doing a show at
the Troubadour tonight.

Songs included:

Nina Hagen-Runaway
Queen-I'm In Love With My Car
Placebo-Pure Morning
Motorhead-Ace of Spades
NY Dolls-Subway Train
Who-Happy Jack
Raspberries-Overnight Sensation *

2 Guests

John McEnroe and Patti Smyth. + kids ( " ... oooh dads mad at us " )

Great live songs "Warrior" and "Goodbye Girl"

Patti telling Steve to F** Off re name change .

"Dad is a poo" from one of the girls

Patti Smythe and john McEnroe

Guests: Patti Smythe & John McEnroe. Patti sang "The Warrior" &
"Good-bye To You" in studio. We find out she was married to
Richard Hell(!!) before marrying John. Her Mom owned the Cafe Waa
in NYC. Jonesy sez he and Cookie were the original White Stripes
due to the fact that Sid never really played the bass live. John
took guitar lessons from Bill Wyman, Bob Mayo, Eddie Van Halen, et
al. Jonesy was thinking about calling his Mum and she called him
yesterday. It was the first time they talked in 3 years! John said
he was just into "25 year olds who wanted nothing"right before he
met Patti. They counseled Jonesy on finding a girlfriend. "Who
wears the pants in your marriage?" Jonesy asked 'em. "We both do."
sez Patti. "see, that's what I'm afraid of," sez Jonesy.

Songs included:

J. Geils Band-First I Look At The Purse
Pat Benatar-Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Blondie-Picture This
Pretenders-Stop Your Sobbing
Kinks-Ape Man
Slade- Them Kinda Monkeys Can't Swing
Sandie Shaw-Always Something There To Remind Me
Staus Quo-Paper Plane
Fleetwood Mac- Sarah

bean-o

Jonesy ends the show by breaking wind. "Maybe we should get Bean-O
as a sponsor", he laughs.

The Who-Pictures of Lily
Caesars -Spirit
Slade-Far, Far Away
Flamin Groovies-Shake Some Action
Jeff Beck-Hi Ho Silver Lining
Scorpions-Rock You Like A Hurricane
Thin Lizzy-Bad Reputation
Steve Harley-Sebastian
Free-Wishing Well

Starting next week, Jonesy will be giving away special Jonesy's
Jukebox Adidas..

Songs included:

The Sweet-Ballroom Blitz
John Cale-Heartbreak Hotel
Nick Gilder-Hot Child In The City
David Bowie-Lady Stardust
T-Rex-Mambo Sun
Lou Reed-Charlie's Girl
The Rats-Turtle Dove
The Sharks-World Park Junkies

Jonesy's guitar is dusty!

Songs included:

**** ****

********Primal Scream-Swastika Eyes
Everything But The Girl-Missing
Morrissey-Boxers
Q Lazarus -Goodbye Horses

Violent Femmes

Guests: Violent Femmes. Played "Gone Daddy Gone, "Blister In The
Sun" and "What Made Milwaukee Famous" in-studio. They are playing
are playing a free mini-show at Amoeba tonight.Questions of the
days: "Did Jerry Lee Lewis write any of his own songs?" "Have
there always been sexually transmitted diseases?"

The Violent Femmes

Advertised as guests for August 2nd...

"lets call John Doe"

Live Songs;
"Country Death Song"
"What made Milwaukee famous" cover ( sort of )
"Add It Up" ( with key changes )
"Gone Daddy Gone"

" a bunch of losers on fire"
(Hey its the Honeycombers ( a Joe Meek Production ) again . at least not the german version )

"your very own puppet show "
"Fat chance now"

"I'm not trying to insult them"

"They wouldn't come on this show because they are scared of another radio station"

".. because they want credibility" ".. and we do a good show"

"Have you thought about writing another hit song " "another?"
" We never had one " ... "no bass drum"

"its vague"

"He is enthralled by our witty conversation""

"I owe you ten bucks" " I definitely won this"

"Were not supposed to tell you the chords this time" " I'm looking away"

"my new husbands they have gone past friendship"

"Live radio is really refreshing"

"now you win awards"

"i don't get what you are saying" :-)

" and your point is"

"This show is not only fun but educational"\

"dont tell me the key" " I am just going to start ..."

"you can play a little guitar you've got one there in your lap"

"You're listening to the sound of Steve Jones and the Dead Airs"

"Why are you looking like you have never doen this before"
Steve " Submission..."

"Sounds like Apocalypse now.. very good"
"First seven callers" "Thats why you win awards"

"I've run out"

What should scientists name the newly-discovered planet>? Planet
Mongo, of course...