not just the billboards

Back to the Roxy : Early Hip Hop

( of course it starts with Serge Gainsbourg and "J'Taime" (sp? ) )

"Then we had McShan , oh sorry , MC Shan"

Somebody sent pie and mash to the studio, but Jah Wobble ate half
of it yesterday. Les Paul will be a guest next week.

Guest: Jah Wobble

Guest: Jah Wobble

Jah Wobble

Great stories , Great guest.

First PiL album was first recording.

Also tied together story that McLaren had told re Westwood wanting Vicious to be Pistols singer not Lydon. Jah talked about Sid being really dissappointed when he found out Lydon was singer. A lot of punk history casually being put together on Indie :-)
Just like when Scabies was in the first time and they started talking about the tour they were on and finally managed to sort out the stories.

PiL on American Bandstand. Jah Wobble in medical room for exhaustion. Casey Kasem looking like he was painted. Didnt know who he was. Though he was in danger of "molestation" . . "Let me get on the drums as i played the drums on that track anyway. John making everyone uncomfortable." Steve " the paid extras just didnt know what was going on"

Live acoustic "No,No,No"

Steve " i might come down tonight. Any crumpet ? "
Jah " Only me. Turn out the lights and its all the same "
Both laugh.

Live one of the folk songs they are doing on tour. ( "A blacksmith courted me" )

Guest:Gilby Clark

Guest:Gilby Clark

Gilby Clark

Another guest.

Don Felder and Friends Rock Cerritos for Katrina


"Did you play on "Black Leather"
"Of course i did"
" You made Cookie and me some money"


"GNr were good about that , sort of paying back . Green day could cover "Anarchy in the UK" and make me a lot of money, but they wont"

Acoustic "Diamond Dogs" and "Wild Horses"

Scabies

Rat Scabies was actually in today.

Steve "You made me look stupid i said you were going to be in yesterday"
Rat " Despite the fact that i said i would be in Friday"
"Steve "Yes"
"Rat " Do i need to start recording all my conversations with you"
Steve "Yes"

(After ovaltine advert) "Shut up sammy, you little git"

Needed a room and a car for a week. ( "Celebrity Dossers" "Scabies in your bed" )

"Grail hunter/ex-drummer/ mayor of Brentford"

Shovel Back

Shovel is back.
Steve mentioned Rat Scabies being back in again but unless i fell asleep he didnt make it.
Maybe tomorrow. Following up on his film script about the early days touring together they talked about before.
Too much bloody Journey !! ( .. and Leo Sayer :-) )

Sex was better in the 70s, not like now when there are lots
of"uptight ponces" around. Also, mentioned something about a
baboon's bottom (don't ask) and sang an anti-hippie song. "Take
that hemp and tie you to the tree with it", etc.)

Songs included:

The Knack-Tara
Chris Rea-The Road To Hell
Greg Kihn-Jeopardy
Boz Scaggs-Lido Shuffle
Elvin Bishop-Fooled Around & Fell In Love
Nick Lowe-Cruel To Be Kind
Dave Edmunds-Born To Be With You
Leo Sayer-Moonlighting
Troggs-With A Girl Like You
and lots of Journey. Steve ends the show singing a song about one
of his favorite bands(??), See the Indie/Jonesy's Jukebox blog for
Floratina's transcription.

Guitar Center on Sunset is noiser than Vegas. Motley Crue gets
star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. Steve's really deep thoughts for
the day "Are farts alive? Is the sky alive?"

Dept S-Is Vic There?
Buzzcocks-Fiction Romance
Damned-Fan Club
Motley Crue-Looks That Kill
Rod Stewart- Mandolin Wind
Zolar X-Timeless
Deadsy-Tom Sawyer
Deep Purple- Space Truckin'

Mr. S. out of office for a few days to "buy property on Brokeback
Mountain."

Songs included:

Daft Punk-Around The World
Lovemakers-Times of Romance

Long day

Shovel not in, so Chuck P is producer. Long day since MMS start.

Guest John Daly ( not the golfer )

Film Producer John Daly , some slow moments but showing again that Jonesy is better with a guest in.

Producer John Daly

Would Jonesy make a good James Bond? Also, don't criticize George
Lazenby's acting ability. He might be listening. Guest: Producer
John Daley

Heres something incoming ....

Guest 2nd hour G-love

Steve "To be honest im not much into the blues"

Acoustic "Pale blue eyes" with Jonesys ( possibly the fastest that songs ever been sung)
Duelling harmonicas
Jonesy "How long have you been playing harmonica"
G-love " About 18 years"
J "I 've been playing about 18 hours. I think 1 hour total"

G-love does new single
Finish with Jonesy singing "Train around the bend"

Guest: G.Love

Guest: G.Love

Jonesy sings an impromptu anti-smoking song. Also, "There's no
such thing as 17 virgins in L.A."

John Martin-May You Never
Flamin Groovies-Shake Some Action
Ziggy Marley-True To Myself
Deep Dish-Dreams (w/Stevie Nicks)

Jonesy has a harmonica and harmonica holder now," a little organ
that goes inside." Quote of the day "That's what's good about this
show, it makes no sense."

Songs included:

Snap-Rhythm is a Dancer
Hadaway-What is Love
Sir Mix-A-Lot-Baby Got Back (Jonesy's theme song?)
Biz Markie-Bust A Move
Public Enemy-911 Is A Joke

Tuesday

Steve "So did you come in yesterday ?"
Shovel " Yes ..."
Steve " I didnt, i was out supporting MLKs birthday"
Shovel" Well thats one way of looking at it"

.. and then to support the "Brothers" he plays "Vanilla Ice" :-|

He also bought himself a new toy to show how easy all that Bob Dylan/Neil Young stuff was.
Harmonicas and a holder. "Oh Blimey, The low notes should be to the south" Shovel " the left " " Yeah"

Another Rebroadcast

.. in the last month we have had .... what 8 new shows .
At least the MMS did a show on MLK day.

Billy Fury-Only Make-Believe
Shane Fenton-I'm A Moody Guy
Vince Eager-Soda Pop Pop
Gene Vincent-Unchained Melody
Chuck Berry-Lucille
Eden Kane-Well, I Ask You
Sadistic Mica Band
-????

Guest: Tommy Chong

Guest: Tommy Chong

Tommy Chong

.. now thats back on track again. Great Guest, Great Stories . Interesting show.

When it rains, Jonesy's Internet goes out and he can't get on
MySpace and "get laid." Mr. S. is still having problems with
Earthlink.

Songs included:**

* *
* * *

**Keith Richard-Take It So Hard
Iggy Pop-High On You
Rod Stewart-Handbags and Gladrags

Lots of songs today by "skinny young boys." There should be a
"cell phone free" day.

Songs included:**

* *
* * *

**Gene-Fighting Fit
Starsailor-Good Souls
Owls-Femme Fatale
Big Bang-Satin Freeway
Nada Surf-Concrete Bed
Undertones-Teenage Kicks

Updates

I have slacked off on the updates since Jones has been back since the shows have been sort of naff.
Back to the Rolf Harris; Cliff Richards; Disco days; meandering sets; melodica thing . He really needs a guest in once or twice a week to focus.
It gets a bit too like Jimmy Savilles old Sunday Lunchtime show ,with points for bands full names etc.

Jonesy needs to join MySpace Anonymous. You think digging ditches
is bad? Try working underneath the air conditioner vents in the
Indie studio.

ELP-Knife's Edge
Mr. Big (from the '70s)-Romeo
Rory Gallagher-Tattoed Lady

Jonesy is #27 on Uncut's list of rock's greatest guitar heroes--he
gets a whole page! He does interpretations of some of the other
guitarists' styles.

Songs included:

ELO-Mr. Blue Sky
David Bowie-Waitin' For The Man
Britny Fox-Girlschool
Queen-Killer Queen
Alex Harvey Band-Faith Healer
Flamin' Groovies-Teenage Head
Buck Cherry-Lit Up
Nazareth -Love Hurts
Fastway-Say What You Will
Alice Cooper-Elected

Mr. Shovel tries to cover the air conditioner vents with
cardboard, as the air conditioning might be the reason Jonesy gets
sick so often. Or could it be the chemtrails in the sky? It's a
conspiracy!

Pistols/Madonna-Ray of Gob (Mashup)
Deep Dish-Dreams
Client-Radio
Everything But The Girl-Missing

Jonesy has changed his MySpace profile pic to one of him as a slim
22 year old in swim trunks. "So whaddaya do when the girl comes
over and asks "Where's your son?" queries Mr. S. "I just tell her
to go into that dark room, he'll be right in," sez Steve.

Songs included:

Santa Esmeralda-Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
Weather Girls-It's Raining Men
Sylvester-You Make Me Feel Real
Stretch-Why Did You Do It?
Nuns-Savage
The Jam-Slow Down

Jan 2nd 2006

.. another rebroadcast : Vidal Sassoon

Jonesy's back. Sings impromptu songs about Al Qaeda and
Alka-Seltzer, and, of course, gay cowboys. (A "Brokeback Mountain"
reference.) He wants crumpet with "strong ankles to be shackled
to."(!!)

Songs included:

Department S-Is Vic There? (The Vic in the song is Vic Goddard of
Subway Sect, sez Jonesy)
The Three O' Clock-Jet Fighter
She Wants Revenge-Sister
Siouxsie & The Banshees-Metal Postcard
Joy Division-Interzone, Transmission
Evie Sands-Can't Let Go

HHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRREEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS Stevie

The big man is back playing 5 songs to slit your wrists too :-)

Rebroadcast: The Strokes

Rebroadcast: Adam Sandler

( At least last year they had guest djs .. guess not this year )

Rollins back

Remember Rollins is back Dec 27th 8-10pm
http://harmonyinmnyhead.com/index.html

Rebroadcast: Perry Farrell

Rebroadcast: Paul Anka

( this was a great one .. )

Rebroadcast: Cliff Richards

Rebroadcast: Peter Frampton

Were all going on a "winter" holiday

... sounds like rebroadcasts for the next week or so.

( Today was "Bud Light Real Men of Genius")

"Whats the bleeding time ..?"

Its time for Glen Matlock and the Philistines.
Played some Faces songs as well as Glens.

Tracy Ullman came in from her shopping.

Very good show. Old stories settled ( sandwiches etc ).

Guests: Glen Matlock & The Philistines/Tracy Ullman

Guests: Glen Matlock & The Philistines/Tracy Ullman

Glen is playing the Knitting Factory tonight. Jonesy's still sick,
but came in to work just to interview Glen.
Wally Nightingale was a guitar roadie for the Clash before O.D
ing. "They're hanging glitter (as in Gary) in Vietnam for
Christmas" A discussion ensues about Jonathan (Everyone's Gone To
The Moon) King, another Brit pop star turned convicted child
molester. Glen "makes most people cry when they hear him singin'"

Matron !! Matron !!

Still out so last chance with Glen will be Monday.
Fingers crossed.

Phil on sex-pistols.net says Monday now but he has tried to stop text right click copy.

Just turning off javascript lets you do this;

"16th December
Glen Matlock's appearance with Steve Jones on Jonesy's Jukebox will now be taking place on Monday, 19th December."

Still out ...

Rebroadcast again.. hopefully he struggles in for a day with Matlock!!!

"Such a sick boy ..."

Repeat today .. must be trying to get well enough for the Matlock shows.

Guests: Giant Drag

Jonesy is sick, but Mr. S. is back. Question of the day- "Do
Presidents get the flu?"

Guest: Giant Drag

Songs included:

Kinks-Father Christmas
David Bowie-Waitin' For The Man
Raspberries-Ecstasy
HoneyComb-Have I The Right?
Cliff Richard-Living Doll
Juicy Lucy-Who Do You Love?

Giant Drag

.. were the guests today.
Luckily i heard it on the radio as the 'net streams were crap.

"A hall of famer and Giant drag"

As Grandpa Smpson says .....

"......MATLOCK !!!!!! " from the Philistines website;


"12th December
Glen Matlock will be appearing with Steve Jones on Jonesy's Jukebox on 15th & 16th December (Thursday / Friday). Glen & Ray McVeigh had breakfast with Steve this morning in LA."

Mr. Shovel is out sick, but Jonesy hasn't been sick since he's
started taking his Chinese herbs. Jonesy plays a '70s soul set,
introducing songs in his best "pimp" voice.

Songs included:

Hot Chocolate-Brother Louie
George McCrae-I Get Lifted
McFadden & Whitehead- Ain't No Stoppin Us
Sly & The Family Stone- Everybody Is A Star
Silverhead-Heavy Hammer
Mick Ronson-White Light, White Heat
Rolling Stones-Winter

The Lashes

Its a freakin guest-a-rama these days . Today The Lashes.

Great guests

"in the studio is The Lashes " "YEEEEAAAAHHHHH !!!!"
I think we are going to be hearing a lot of that "sing and dance" jingle

Live Cure "Just like Heaven" and 2 of their own songs.

Almost forgot about the "Joe Escalante" song . I wonder if he will use it or remember that Jonesys couldnt remember his name :-)

NIghtmare of You

Guests today. Nightmare of You.


"Planet Earth to Steve , you are on a Radio show and it is on now !!"

"I know how much you love Squeeze so i thought i would surprise you with a squeeze song"
Play "Up the Junction" live

Nose

"For the first time i am going to sing a song with my nose"

Songs included:

Rolling Stones-Bitch
Wayne Cochran-Last Kiss
Montrose-Bad Motor Scooter
Darkness-One Way ticket to Hell
Flash Express- Movin It
Sonics-Walking The Dog
Movin Sidewalks-You Don't Know the Life
Brook Benton-Matter of Time
Paul Jones-Been A Bad Bad Boy
Pistols-Liar

Billy Gibbons

Guest Today

The "Mellow Yellow" riff rears its head again. :-)

Billy played a schoen guitar with Jones.

Billy gave Steve one of his Mexican peso guitar picks.

Guest: Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)*

Guest: Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)*

Donovan

Guest today .

Did "Mellow Yellow" and "Hurdy Gurdy Man" live with Jonesy .

Talked about being the falsetto voice on ALice Coopers "Billion dollar babies"

Also a story about Brian Jones son making a song using the only known Brian Jones lyrics.
They played that song, as well as what Donovan thought was his strangest single "Epistle to Dippy"

Guest: Donovan

Guest: Donovan


Jonesy makes it to Defamer's Privacywatch (Look way down the page,
after the Gene Simmons mention )
****

* Jonesy sighting via Defamer. He's hit the big time now!

*

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Sex Pistols are one of nexts years inductees. !!

Chris Kattan

Guest: Chris Kattan. Chris shows Jonesy his penis** (allegedly.)
Silly songs about JLo and Marc Antony. Jonesy went to an open
house for JLo's former abode, sneaked into her bedroom and smelled
her knickers. (JLo wasn't there at the time.) He also sez he
shagged a pre /St. Elmos Fire /Demi Moore. Another episode of
/Steve Jones' Diary/ on Craig Ferguson's show tonight.

Guest !!!

Steve mentioned a guest coming in tomorrow.
Been on before , From SNL

Chris Kattan ???

Maybe we can sort out who slept with who from McG's movie now.

Paris Hilton should design a shoe. It would sell like crazy. They
should pump ozone into office buildings to make people work
harder. Jonesy farts on-air for the first time in weeks!

********Songs included:

Chicory Tip: Good Grief, Christina********
Move-Tonight
Chris Spedding-Crying Game
Bay City Rollers-Wanna Be With You
Slick-Forever and Ever
Mick Ronson-Only After Dark
Alvin Stardust-Jealous Guy

Gary Glitter is in trouble again. Jonesy is having tuna and an
apple for lunch. Due to his new diet, he hasn't been farting
during the show. "We lost a good bit," says Mr. Shovel.

Songs included:

Morrissey-You're The One For Me, Fatty
Delroy Wilson-Don't Know Why
Cliff Richard-It's All In The Game

Jonesy at Miss Pamela's Party for the launch of Smashing Grandpa
T-Shirts*


*Jonesy's so hot you can "fry an egg on his knob." All "his
bitches are stars." Jonesy's lyric of the day "Lay, lady lay over
my big brass knob." Nobody wants Jonesy's pins!! Miss Pamela's
party was "like the Doors movie." Steve does a little skit on the
Craig Ferguson show tonight "Steve Jones' Diary."

Songs included:

James-She's A Star
Doves-Pounding
Blow Monkeys-Forbidden Fruit
Morrissey-Little Man, Now What? (dedicated to Danny Bounaduce)
Nightmare Of You-My Name Is Trouble
Pony Club-Thinking Of You

Ray Winstone

....was the guest today.

Wednesday Davey Jones from the Monkees

"Im not your stepping stone"

or NOT ... Jonesy out sick !!!! Robert Plant rebroadcast

CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF !!!!

Monday it may be Cliff Richards. Uh Oh !!!

Cliff Richards

Jonesy interviews his idol, Cliff Richard,for 2 hours. Cliff has a
new album out, he's a Christian (talked a bit about the New
Testament), has his own winery in Portugal, Lots of discussion
about his movies. Played a few songs with Steve in-studio,
including "Young Ones." (No "Devil Woman, though).There may be a
remake of "Summer Holiday" (with Friday's guest McG directing).
Cliff would like to do a cameo in a remake, Jonesy wants to be
music director.* *(Naveen Andrews also joined them.)
Cliff's website: *Cliff Richard.org* **

Mc G

Guest Today ( Friday )

McG

Guest: McG

Did you hear Steve say he bedded one of Charlie's Angels, but he
didn't want to reveal which one? Well, he did mention something
once about mooning a particular actress in Vegas, and then during
his interview with Chris Kattan he mentioned he slept with the
same actress.(Chris didn't believe him.) Hmmmm..and she was in the
Charlie's Angel movie.. No, Jonesy is not really celibate. That
was a gag.

The time change has confused Jonesy. He now gets up at 7 instead
of 8 and can't think of anything to do. "Well, what do you usually
do first thing in the morning?" (Pause) Well, /after/ that.

*The Jonesy's Jukebox Bloggers get things wrong sometimes. They're
thinking too hard.*

*Songs included: *

*Nick Lowe-Cruel To Be Kind
George Harrison-My Sweet Lord
Dave Edmunds-Born To Be With You
Steve Harley (Cockney Rebel)-Come Up And See Me
Eric Clapton-Wonderful Tonight
Pretenders-Day After Day
Elton John-Harmony
Elvis Costello-What's So Funny About Peace Love & Understanding
Byran Ferry-Love How You Love Me

*Happy Halloween! Jonesy does his best Bela Lugosi voice for most
of the show even though it "hurt his throat."

Songs included:

Screamin Jay Hawkins-I Put A Spell On You
Siouxsie-Helter Skelter
Black Sabbath-Iron Man
Que Lazarus -Good-bye Horses
Theme from Halloween (the movie)
Doors-Riders On The Storm
Fleetwood Mac-Black Magic Woman
Theme from Dr. Who

Val Kilmer

Guest Friday

Guest: Val Kilmer*

Guest: Val Kilmer*

John Cale

Guest Today

( The song "Perfect" from Cales new album is really good )
Should be on rotation.

Tsar

* Mr Shovel still out with the "Bird flu."*

Guest: Tsar.

Tsar

Guest on Wednesday.

www.tsar.net

( would add more but their web site is a dumb ass flash interface and i cant be bothered retyping info when they could have just made it easy to get to )

Nada Surf

guests at 1pm today.

Jonesy and the guys do acoustic "Pretty Vacant"
.. then "White Riot" .. what a show .....
....started "Waiting for the blackout" then bailed ...
then "Sheena is a punk rocker" .....
.. then one of their own songs.
.... then "Kids are alright"..
Then their current single "Always love".. and another with Jonesy playing
Steve "Why am i so good" :-)

They finished with a Beatles song without Steve.


( Shovel out with Flu, Chuck P was struggling on Morning Show .. )

Nada Surf

Guest: Nada Surf

Played lotsa songs in-studio. White Riot, Pretty Vacant, Sheena Is
A Punk Rocker, etc. *

The yukkaholics

Jonesy looks 15 years younger. He is getting in shape so he can
get a Jukebox TV show and thus attract more crumpet. * *Told a
story about being 5 or 6 & being lured away from his nan by some
weird man who was dropping pictures of naked girls on the ground.
Going to Vegas this weekend.

Guests: Raspberries

Guests: Raspberries

The Raspberries

Guests today at 1pm

Question of the day--"What makes people attractive?" Jonesy likes
girls with "Small, real knockers."

Songs included:

Neurotic Outsiders-Planet Earth
Danzig-Mother
Gleaming Spires-Sex Girls
Mr. Big-Romeo

Guest: Sir Richard Branson

Guest: Sir Richard Branson

Girls dance, not guys. Most geezers are terrible dancers, but
gingers are good dancers. Jonesy once again reiterates (in song)
that he wants young crumpet, not old crumpet.

Songs included:

Starz-Boys In Action
UFO-Cherry
Stray Dog- Chevrolet
Stones-All Down The Line
Freddie King-Down, Down
Neurotic Outsiders-Janie Jones*
*Humble Pie-Hot N Nasty
Deep Purple-Highway Star
Early Man-Death Is The Answer**
Hawkwind-Silver Machine

Future guests

Tomorrow : Turbonegro
Monday : Richard Branson
Sometime: Linda Perry

Songs included:

Granddaddy-Hold The Curtain
Mud-Dynamite
Sweet-Fox On The Run
Suzi Quatro-Devilgate Drive
The 88- All Cause Of You
Status Quo-Down, Down

Tom from Myspace.com

Tom , the myspace.com founder and seller , was the guest today. Getting Steve a computer and setting up an account for him so that he can pick up some birds.

Guest: Tom from MySpace.

Guest: Tom from MySpace. Tom set up a MySpace page for Jonesy.

Pamela Des Barres

Guest: Pamela Des Barres. Miss Pamela has an updated edition of
"I'm With The Band" out with an introduction by Dave Navarro.
Jonesy was roommates with Michael and her in the early '80s.
Jonesy asked Pam if she fancied him when they were roomies. "I
can't answer that!", sez Pamela. She wouldn't name her conquest
with the smallest member, but she said it was "like a thumb."

Pamela Des Barres

According to Kick down the doors todays guest is Pamela Des Barres.

TV Smith ...

from the Adverts.

Live "Gary Gilmores Eyes"

http://www.tvsmith.com

The Adverts

Guests: The Adverts.** (Gaye Advert & TV Smith) Played Gary
Gilmore's Eyes in-studio. Gaye Advert listens to Slipknot (!!) at
home. American pot was way to strong for Jonesy

Songs included:

Richard Hell-Blank Generation
David Bowie-John, I'm Only Dancing
Morrissey-Boxers
Bob Dylan-Ballad of the Thin Man
Dana Gillespe-Andy Warhol
Only Ones-Another Girl, Another Planet
Suicide-Cherre
Avengers-The American In Me

Tony Joe White

Singer/Songwriter
Rainy Night in Georgia
Song from his new album.
Jam
Poke Salad Annie
He is at Molly Malones tonight !!!

"Tony Joe White is here with a bloke from the Sex Pistols.. who would have believed that"

Tony Joe White

Guest: Tony Joe White. Great interview! Tony Joe played "Rainy
Night in Georgia" & "Polk Salad Annie." Talked about Prince Andrew
hanging out with the locals in the small TN town where he lives.
Jonesy asked about the rumours of incest & Deliverance looking
people in the South and Tony told him about the people who lived
along Herple?? Road in his town. Jonesy seemed fascinated by this.
Tony Joe also talked about his cousin bringing a croc home one day
in his pick up trick. The croc demolished his baseball bat. (Crocs
are meaner than alligators.) Tony Joe asked Elvis to go fishing
once but Elvis didn't take him up on the offer.

Richard Hell

Guests: Sights, Richard Hell

Guests: Sights, Richard Hell