Q Lazarus "Goodbye horses"

One of Steves " favorite songs of all time".
Strange history Very strange. lyrics

Day After

"I will just take the others trophies and hand them out"

Jann Wenner apparently read out the letter and projected it on a large screen.

"Do you have a copy Mr Shovel"
"Yup .. yes i do"
"Oh thats kind of disappointing"

RnRHOF

Todays the day the Pistols are inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame... and they dont care.

?

Guess what day Lydon turned up ?????

john Lydon

John Lydon finally guests on the Jukebox. The best show ever. *

John Lydon 1pm today

.. and it was good ...

Lydon on Kimmel Show ..via YouTube

So thats all the living Sex Pistols accounted for;
McLaren May 6th 2005
Cook Aug 31 2005
Matlock Dec 19th 2005
Lydon Mar 10 2006
Jones 2 hours a day.

and Chris Spedding Aug 19th 2005 :-) )

"The thing is too tight"

Steves harmonica may be a bit to close to his mouth.

"jimmy eats poop"

Rosanna Arquette

Guest: Rosanna Arquette. Rosanna has a documentary /All We Are
Saying /which will be aired on Showtime. For info go here:All We
Are Saying
**

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**

Steve wanted to steal Genesis' equipment, but wanted to watch
their show first to see if they were any good.
"Shoulda stolen their equipment," he decided after hearing 'em.

Rosanna Arquette

"MONDAY Mar 6: Jonesy welcomes actress ROSANNA ARQUETTE…tune in."

Another good show. Although as usual with the guests you get the feeling an interesting discussion is going on off air while Jonesy is just dying to play "Ernie, the fastest milkman in the West" again.or Leo Sayer . Or Alvin Stardust . or Cliff Richards .

"I regret not stealing the guitars". Talk about the RnR HOF decision. Steves real dad had phoned and left a mesage this morning. Chrissie Hynde, Joan Jett etc . Steve finding love.

LAist still listens to Indie and Jonesy.

Rosannas Rockumentary;
"ALL WE ARE SAYING" PREMIERING MARCH 8 AT 8 P.M. ON SHOWTIME

Jonesy just said ...

"I think Johns coming on here Friday " :-))))

two more

Steve has added a couple more to his roll call;
"Mengele of myspace" and "pirate of Picadilly"

Gary Glitter sentenced to three years in prison, Steve is addicted
to latte, saw a "massage therapist" again.

Guests: OK Go

Guests: OK Go

Guests: OK Go

OK go are booked for Thursday .. lets see if they turn up.

They were on and they were very good. Playing along with their songs and ELO covers.
Steve on drums !!!

"A Million Ways" by OK Go

Guest: Shaun White

Guest: Shaun White

Shaun White .. dude

Flying tomato.

Songs included:

Brook Benton-Rainy Night In Georgia
Clarence Carter-Patches
Kay Starr-What A Difference A Day Makes
Unit 4 Plus 2-Concrete And Clay
Tams-Hey Girl, Don't Bother Me
Steve Jones(who's he??)-Rainin In My Heart
Ral Donner-Sad Way To Love Someone

Yes, Jonesy has cut his My Space list from almost 3,000 to 261 at
last count. "why did you do that?" asked Mr. Shovel, "Is it a
power thing?" "It's entertaining," sez Jonesy...and Jonesy plays
the Beatles!!! "You're Gonna Lose That Girl."

... the Beatles ???

"I think the Cult are playing tonight ... they're doing a benefit for some guy for some thing"

I have not really listened to the rebroadcasts for a while and the one today, at least, was a strange mixture of the initial broadcasts first and second hours. I wonder if they do that all of the time; trying to cherry pick a one hour show rather than re-edit a complete hour for rebroadcast in the morning.Interesting.

"We're not coming"

RnR HoF
"We're not coming . We're not your monkey and so what ?"

"Were not going to the museum,
You can shove it, You can have it,
Were not going to the famous , the famous, famous
that blew out the candles on the last flame of the famous museum,

Were not going to roll over just yet, and take it up the .. behind,
You know what i am talking about.. Jimmy would be proud
coming to get you , roll over, let Johnny take over.

We don't want you, we're already famous without you telling us
that we are famous. Do you understand ?"
You're all idiots , you probably couldn't name one song on Never
Mind the Bollocks. You do understand dont you,Its not personal.

Idiots, Fools, Jacobites and mancheefrills"

Lyrics Steve Jones

With subtle lyric change to know if this gets copied :-)

Songs included:

**Pony Club-Still Haven't Changed
Everclear-Wonderful
Pretenders-Kid
Sniff'n' The Tears-Drivers Seat
Lenny Kravitz-Lady

Jonesy threatens to cut his MySpace friends list, sez if he's not
on your Top 8, he'll drop you.**

**Songs included:

Hellacopters-Everything On TV
Wolfmother-Dimension
Death from Above 1979-Black History Month
Briggs-Can't Stand Beside You
Captain Beyond-Moon Speaks Waves of Sea/Astral Lady/As Moon
Speaks/I Can Feel Nothing

Melodicas

Steve and Shovel both have melodicas now.

An especially memorable attempt at a Suicide song ( "cheri cheri" ) .

Also the joint Baba O'Reilly will not soon be forgotten, as much as i try.

The Indie1031 Jonesy blog is closed permanently, due to obscene
postings by several individuals. Another song about sausages..

BURT BACHARACH is not here

From indies website ...
"Today on Jonesy: The legendary BURT BACHARACH.
Don’t miss it."

Hope this is as good as the Paul Anka day.

Well never happened.

If this happens ...

March 10 on the Jimmy Kimmel show

"About: Jimmy Kimmel Live: 2006/03/10
Actor Michael Rapaport ("The War at Home"); Punk rock pioneers Johnny Rotten and Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols."

"She wasnt photogenic but....

.. she looked good on the camera"

Guest Tomorrow...
Clue was "Dont tell them who"

So someone from The Who, Doctor Who or a small Owl. We shall see.

Jonesy-ism of the day.

"She wasn't photogenic, but she looked good on camera." Sang a
song about sausage and swine.

Presidents day ...

Repeat of last years Presidents day show.

Soon Steve will be able to take everyday off and just play a previous years program.

Tamer Hassan, Nick Egan

Actor . Layer Cake, Football Factory

Jack Bauer

Keifer Sutherland is a guest today .
Rocco Deluca is on his record label and was
in and sang some songs.

2nd Anniversary

Guests: The Sex Pistols Experience

"her name is Nancy Pungent .. it was Nancy Spunked on but you cant say that on the radio"

TSPE do "Pretty Vacant"
Steve sings with them on "Silly Thing"
TSPE "God Save The Queen"

Link

Guests: Bow Wow Wow

Lets hope Annabelle has better luck finding the studio than she did on the MMS.
( The drummer was stuck in traffic this time :-)

Live : Afro-Dizzy-ac (sp?)
Live : These boots were made for walking

"Are you making fun of my Tibetan bells"

Live : 1000 tears

"Brilliant bit of bells there , Steve"

Live: I want candy

"He's such a little weasel , how could you be scared of him"

"I've got 200o very lonely ladies on there"
Steve "I have more friends than you"

Guests: Slash & Les Paul

**Guests: Slash & Les Paul

Slash hasn't talked to Axl for ten years, but they've become very
friendly through their lawyers. Les Paul is in the hospital with
pneumonia, but called in. "I don't pick up the goddamn guitar
unless I absolutely have to."

Les Paul ....... is ill

No Les Paul today he has pneumonia.

Slash comes in instead. They are going to talk to Les
on the phone.

not just the billboards

Back to the Roxy : Early Hip Hop

( of course it starts with Serge Gainsbourg and "J'Taime" (sp? ) )

"Then we had McShan , oh sorry , MC Shan"

Somebody sent pie and mash to the studio, but Jah Wobble ate half
of it yesterday. Les Paul will be a guest next week.

Guest: Jah Wobble

Guest: Jah Wobble

Jah Wobble

Great stories , Great guest.

First PiL album was first recording.

Also tied together story that McLaren had told re Westwood wanting Vicious to be Pistols singer not Lydon. Jah talked about Sid being really dissappointed when he found out Lydon was singer. A lot of punk history casually being put together on Indie :-)
Just like when Scabies was in the first time and they started talking about the tour they were on and finally managed to sort out the stories.

PiL on American Bandstand. Jah Wobble in medical room for exhaustion. Casey Kasem looking like he was painted. Didnt know who he was. Though he was in danger of "molestation" . . "Let me get on the drums as i played the drums on that track anyway. John making everyone uncomfortable." Steve " the paid extras just didnt know what was going on"

Live acoustic "No,No,No"

Steve " i might come down tonight. Any crumpet ? "
Jah " Only me. Turn out the lights and its all the same "
Both laugh.

Live one of the folk songs they are doing on tour. ( "A blacksmith courted me" )

Guest:Gilby Clark

Guest:Gilby Clark

Gilby Clark

Another guest.

Don Felder and Friends Rock Cerritos for Katrina


"Did you play on "Black Leather"
"Of course i did"
" You made Cookie and me some money"


"GNr were good about that , sort of paying back . Green day could cover "Anarchy in the UK" and make me a lot of money, but they wont"

Acoustic "Diamond Dogs" and "Wild Horses"

Scabies

Rat Scabies was actually in today.

Steve "You made me look stupid i said you were going to be in yesterday"
Rat " Despite the fact that i said i would be in Friday"
"Steve "Yes"
"Rat " Do i need to start recording all my conversations with you"
Steve "Yes"

(After ovaltine advert) "Shut up sammy, you little git"

Needed a room and a car for a week. ( "Celebrity Dossers" "Scabies in your bed" )

"Grail hunter/ex-drummer/ mayor of Brentford"

Shovel Back

Shovel is back.
Steve mentioned Rat Scabies being back in again but unless i fell asleep he didnt make it.
Maybe tomorrow. Following up on his film script about the early days touring together they talked about before.
Too much bloody Journey !! ( .. and Leo Sayer :-) )

Sex was better in the 70s, not like now when there are lots
of"uptight ponces" around. Also, mentioned something about a
baboon's bottom (don't ask) and sang an anti-hippie song. "Take
that hemp and tie you to the tree with it", etc.)

Songs included:

The Knack-Tara
Chris Rea-The Road To Hell
Greg Kihn-Jeopardy
Boz Scaggs-Lido Shuffle
Elvin Bishop-Fooled Around & Fell In Love
Nick Lowe-Cruel To Be Kind
Dave Edmunds-Born To Be With You
Leo Sayer-Moonlighting
Troggs-With A Girl Like You
and lots of Journey. Steve ends the show singing a song about one
of his favorite bands(??), See the Indie/Jonesy's Jukebox blog for
Floratina's transcription.

Guitar Center on Sunset is noiser than Vegas. Motley Crue gets
star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. Steve's really deep thoughts for
the day "Are farts alive? Is the sky alive?"

Dept S-Is Vic There?
Buzzcocks-Fiction Romance
Damned-Fan Club
Motley Crue-Looks That Kill
Rod Stewart- Mandolin Wind
Zolar X-Timeless
Deadsy-Tom Sawyer
Deep Purple- Space Truckin'

Mr. S. out of office for a few days to "buy property on Brokeback
Mountain."

Songs included:

Daft Punk-Around The World
Lovemakers-Times of Romance

Long day

Shovel not in, so Chuck P is producer. Long day since MMS start.

Guest John Daly ( not the golfer )

Film Producer John Daly , some slow moments but showing again that Jonesy is better with a guest in.

Producer John Daly

Would Jonesy make a good James Bond? Also, don't criticize George
Lazenby's acting ability. He might be listening. Guest: Producer
John Daley

Heres something incoming ....

Guest 2nd hour G-love

Steve "To be honest im not much into the blues"

Acoustic "Pale blue eyes" with Jonesys ( possibly the fastest that songs ever been sung)
Duelling harmonicas
Jonesy "How long have you been playing harmonica"
G-love " About 18 years"
J "I 've been playing about 18 hours. I think 1 hour total"

G-love does new single
Finish with Jonesy singing "Train around the bend"

Guest: G.Love

Guest: G.Love

Jonesy sings an impromptu anti-smoking song. Also, "There's no
such thing as 17 virgins in L.A."

John Martin-May You Never
Flamin Groovies-Shake Some Action
Ziggy Marley-True To Myself
Deep Dish-Dreams (w/Stevie Nicks)

Jonesy has a harmonica and harmonica holder now," a little organ
that goes inside." Quote of the day "That's what's good about this
show, it makes no sense."

Songs included:

Snap-Rhythm is a Dancer
Hadaway-What is Love
Sir Mix-A-Lot-Baby Got Back (Jonesy's theme song?)
Biz Markie-Bust A Move
Public Enemy-911 Is A Joke

Tuesday

Steve "So did you come in yesterday ?"
Shovel " Yes ..."
Steve " I didnt, i was out supporting MLKs birthday"
Shovel" Well thats one way of looking at it"

.. and then to support the "Brothers" he plays "Vanilla Ice" :-|

He also bought himself a new toy to show how easy all that Bob Dylan/Neil Young stuff was.
Harmonicas and a holder. "Oh Blimey, The low notes should be to the south" Shovel " the left " " Yeah"

Another Rebroadcast

.. in the last month we have had .... what 8 new shows .
At least the MMS did a show on MLK day.

Billy Fury-Only Make-Believe
Shane Fenton-I'm A Moody Guy
Vince Eager-Soda Pop Pop
Gene Vincent-Unchained Melody
Chuck Berry-Lucille
Eden Kane-Well, I Ask You
Sadistic Mica Band
-????

Guest: Tommy Chong

Guest: Tommy Chong

Tommy Chong

.. now thats back on track again. Great Guest, Great Stories . Interesting show.

When it rains, Jonesy's Internet goes out and he can't get on
MySpace and "get laid." Mr. S. is still having problems with
Earthlink.

Songs included:**

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**Keith Richard-Take It So Hard
Iggy Pop-High On You
Rod Stewart-Handbags and Gladrags

Lots of songs today by "skinny young boys." There should be a
"cell phone free" day.

Songs included:**

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**Gene-Fighting Fit
Starsailor-Good Souls
Owls-Femme Fatale
Big Bang-Satin Freeway
Nada Surf-Concrete Bed
Undertones-Teenage Kicks

Updates

I have slacked off on the updates since Jones has been back since the shows have been sort of naff.
Back to the Rolf Harris; Cliff Richards; Disco days; meandering sets; melodica thing . He really needs a guest in once or twice a week to focus.
It gets a bit too like Jimmy Savilles old Sunday Lunchtime show ,with points for bands full names etc.

Jonesy needs to join MySpace Anonymous. You think digging ditches
is bad? Try working underneath the air conditioner vents in the
Indie studio.

ELP-Knife's Edge
Mr. Big (from the '70s)-Romeo
Rory Gallagher-Tattoed Lady

Jonesy is #27 on Uncut's list of rock's greatest guitar heroes--he
gets a whole page! He does interpretations of some of the other
guitarists' styles.

Songs included:

ELO-Mr. Blue Sky
David Bowie-Waitin' For The Man
Britny Fox-Girlschool
Queen-Killer Queen
Alex Harvey Band-Faith Healer
Flamin' Groovies-Teenage Head
Buck Cherry-Lit Up
Nazareth -Love Hurts
Fastway-Say What You Will
Alice Cooper-Elected

Mr. Shovel tries to cover the air conditioner vents with
cardboard, as the air conditioning might be the reason Jonesy gets
sick so often. Or could it be the chemtrails in the sky? It's a
conspiracy!

Pistols/Madonna-Ray of Gob (Mashup)
Deep Dish-Dreams
Client-Radio
Everything But The Girl-Missing

Jonesy has changed his MySpace profile pic to one of him as a slim
22 year old in swim trunks. "So whaddaya do when the girl comes
over and asks "Where's your son?" queries Mr. S. "I just tell her
to go into that dark room, he'll be right in," sez Steve.

Songs included:

Santa Esmeralda-Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
Weather Girls-It's Raining Men
Sylvester-You Make Me Feel Real
Stretch-Why Did You Do It?
Nuns-Savage
The Jam-Slow Down

Jan 2nd 2006

.. another rebroadcast : Vidal Sassoon

Jonesy's back. Sings impromptu songs about Al Qaeda and
Alka-Seltzer, and, of course, gay cowboys. (A "Brokeback Mountain"
reference.) He wants crumpet with "strong ankles to be shackled
to."(!!)

Songs included:

Department S-Is Vic There? (The Vic in the song is Vic Goddard of
Subway Sect, sez Jonesy)
The Three O' Clock-Jet Fighter
She Wants Revenge-Sister
Siouxsie & The Banshees-Metal Postcard
Joy Division-Interzone, Transmission
Evie Sands-Can't Let Go

HHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRREEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS Stevie

The big man is back playing 5 songs to slit your wrists too :-)

Rebroadcast: The Strokes

Rebroadcast: Adam Sandler

( At least last year they had guest djs .. guess not this year )

Rollins back

Remember Rollins is back Dec 27th 8-10pm
http://harmonyinmnyhead.com/index.html

Rebroadcast: Perry Farrell

Rebroadcast: Paul Anka

( this was a great one .. )

Rebroadcast: Cliff Richards

Rebroadcast: Peter Frampton

Were all going on a "winter" holiday

... sounds like rebroadcasts for the next week or so.

( Today was "Bud Light Real Men of Genius")

"Whats the bleeding time ..?"

Its time for Glen Matlock and the Philistines.
Played some Faces songs as well as Glens.

Tracy Ullman came in from her shopping.

Very good show. Old stories settled ( sandwiches etc ).

Guests: Glen Matlock & The Philistines/Tracy Ullman

Guests: Glen Matlock & The Philistines/Tracy Ullman

Glen is playing the Knitting Factory tonight. Jonesy's still sick,
but came in to work just to interview Glen.
Wally Nightingale was a guitar roadie for the Clash before O.D
ing. "They're hanging glitter (as in Gary) in Vietnam for
Christmas" A discussion ensues about Jonathan (Everyone's Gone To
The Moon) King, another Brit pop star turned convicted child
molester. Glen "makes most people cry when they hear him singin'"

Matron !! Matron !!

Still out so last chance with Glen will be Monday.
Fingers crossed.

Phil on sex-pistols.net says Monday now but he has tried to stop text right click copy.

Just turning off javascript lets you do this;

"16th December
Glen Matlock's appearance with Steve Jones on Jonesy's Jukebox will now be taking place on Monday, 19th December."

Still out ...

Rebroadcast again.. hopefully he struggles in for a day with Matlock!!!

"Such a sick boy ..."

Repeat today .. must be trying to get well enough for the Matlock shows.

Guests: Giant Drag

Jonesy is sick, but Mr. S. is back. Question of the day- "Do
Presidents get the flu?"

Guest: Giant Drag

Songs included:

Kinks-Father Christmas
David Bowie-Waitin' For The Man
Raspberries-Ecstasy
HoneyComb-Have I The Right?
Cliff Richard-Living Doll
Juicy Lucy-Who Do You Love?

Giant Drag

.. were the guests today.
Luckily i heard it on the radio as the 'net streams were crap.

"A hall of famer and Giant drag"

As Grandpa Smpson says .....

"......MATLOCK !!!!!! " from the Philistines website;


"12th December
Glen Matlock will be appearing with Steve Jones on Jonesy's Jukebox on 15th & 16th December (Thursday / Friday). Glen & Ray McVeigh had breakfast with Steve this morning in LA."

Mr. Shovel is out sick, but Jonesy hasn't been sick since he's
started taking his Chinese herbs. Jonesy plays a '70s soul set,
introducing songs in his best "pimp" voice.

Songs included:

Hot Chocolate-Brother Louie
George McCrae-I Get Lifted
McFadden & Whitehead- Ain't No Stoppin Us
Sly & The Family Stone- Everybody Is A Star
Silverhead-Heavy Hammer
Mick Ronson-White Light, White Heat
Rolling Stones-Winter

The Lashes

Its a freakin guest-a-rama these days . Today The Lashes.

Great guests

"in the studio is The Lashes " "YEEEEAAAAHHHHH !!!!"
I think we are going to be hearing a lot of that "sing and dance" jingle

Live Cure "Just like Heaven" and 2 of their own songs.

Almost forgot about the "Joe Escalante" song . I wonder if he will use it or remember that Jonesys couldnt remember his name :-)

NIghtmare of You

Guests today. Nightmare of You.


"Planet Earth to Steve , you are on a Radio show and it is on now !!"

"I know how much you love Squeeze so i thought i would surprise you with a squeeze song"
Play "Up the Junction" live

Nose

"For the first time i am going to sing a song with my nose"

Songs included:

Rolling Stones-Bitch
Wayne Cochran-Last Kiss
Montrose-Bad Motor Scooter
Darkness-One Way ticket to Hell
Flash Express- Movin It
Sonics-Walking The Dog
Movin Sidewalks-You Don't Know the Life
Brook Benton-Matter of Time
Paul Jones-Been A Bad Bad Boy
Pistols-Liar

Billy Gibbons

Guest Today

The "Mellow Yellow" riff rears its head again. :-)

Billy played a schoen guitar with Jones.

Billy gave Steve one of his Mexican peso guitar picks.

Guest: Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)*

Guest: Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)*

Donovan

Guest today .

Did "Mellow Yellow" and "Hurdy Gurdy Man" live with Jonesy .

Talked about being the falsetto voice on ALice Coopers "Billion dollar babies"

Also a story about Brian Jones son making a song using the only known Brian Jones lyrics.
They played that song, as well as what Donovan thought was his strangest single "Epistle to Dippy"

Guest: Donovan

Guest: Donovan


Jonesy makes it to Defamer's Privacywatch (Look way down the page,
after the Gene Simmons mention )
****

* Jonesy sighting via Defamer. He's hit the big time now!

*

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Sex Pistols are one of nexts years inductees. !!

Chris Kattan

Guest: Chris Kattan. Chris shows Jonesy his penis** (allegedly.)
Silly songs about JLo and Marc Antony. Jonesy went to an open
house for JLo's former abode, sneaked into her bedroom and smelled
her knickers. (JLo wasn't there at the time.) He also sez he
shagged a pre /St. Elmos Fire /Demi Moore. Another episode of
/Steve Jones' Diary/ on Craig Ferguson's show tonight.

Guest !!!

Steve mentioned a guest coming in tomorrow.
Been on before , From SNL

Chris Kattan ???

Maybe we can sort out who slept with who from McG's movie now.

Paris Hilton should design a shoe. It would sell like crazy. They
should pump ozone into office buildings to make people work
harder. Jonesy farts on-air for the first time in weeks!

********Songs included:

Chicory Tip: Good Grief, Christina********
Move-Tonight
Chris Spedding-Crying Game
Bay City Rollers-Wanna Be With You
Slick-Forever and Ever
Mick Ronson-Only After Dark
Alvin Stardust-Jealous Guy

Gary Glitter is in trouble again. Jonesy is having tuna and an
apple for lunch. Due to his new diet, he hasn't been farting
during the show. "We lost a good bit," says Mr. Shovel.

Songs included:

Morrissey-You're The One For Me, Fatty
Delroy Wilson-Don't Know Why
Cliff Richard-It's All In The Game