Naveen Andrews

Guests: Naveen Andrews (TV series "Lost","English Patient", the
new film version of "Pride And Prejudice"), Juliette Lewis. Steve
and Naveen played in-studio versions of "Silly Thing","Seventeen"
and "Golden Brown"(Stranglers). Juliette talked about the new
album she's recording with the Licks and the East Coast tour the
band just finished. Said she doesn't have a boyfriend now, is
celibate and sublimating all her energy on her music & acting.
When she mentioned the band wasn't making a lot of money, Jonesy
went into a speech about how you have to make music for the love
of it. They did an impromptu song together, don't remember the title.

Songs included:

Generation X-Kiss Me Deadly
David Essex-Lamplight
Cliff Richard-On The Beach
Bay City Rollers-Bye Bye Baby
Rod Stewart-Angel
Thin LIzzy-Whiskey In The Jar
Iggy Pop-Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell
Nice Boys-Rose Tattoo

sebastian

Mr. Shovel now has a computer voice thingie on his computer-he
types in something and the computer voice says it. Jonesy has
named the computer voice "Sebastian."

Songs included:

Rich Kids-Ghosts of Princes In Towers
Stranglers-Walk On By
Only Ones-Another Girl, Another Planet
Heavy Metal Kids-She's No Angel
Eno-Needle In A Camel's Eye
Mud-Cat Crept In
ELO-Turn To Stone

80's

Steve started the show with an '80s themed set & spent part of the
show sitting on the floor.

Songs included:

Cure-Close To Me
Bow Wow Wow-Go Wild In The Country
Public Image-Rise
Charlie Sexton-Beat's So Lonely
Glass Tiger-Don't Forget Me
Julian Cope-World Shut Your Mouth
Depeche Mode-Never Let Me Down Again
General Public-Never You Done That
Passions-I'm In Love With A German Film Star
Anything Box-Cling
Mazzy Star-Fade Into You
Massive Attack-Angel

internet

The Internet at the station hasn't worked for 2 weeks, a Stephen
Hawkings like computer generated voice opened the show and did
tags between song.

Songs included:

Mick Ronson-White Light, White Heat
New York Dolls-Bad Girl
Bob Seger-Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Sweet-Lollipop Man
J. Geils Band-Wamma Jamma (Live)
Placebo-Every You, Every Me
Iggy Pop-Down On The Street
Tony Joe White-Polk Salad Annie
Generation X-Ready, Steady, Go
Ronettes-When I Saw You
James-She's A Star
Johnny Nash-Hold Me Tight
Ken Booth-Everything I Own
Toots & Maytals- Take Me Home
Death In Vegas-Leather
Ian Brown-Solar Light
and
Rolf Harris-Stairway to Heaven
A comic version of the overplayed Led Zepplin song, details about
this version at
Stairway To Heaven
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* *********************An excerpt from today's (12/28) L.A. Times
article about Jonesy's Jukebox.


/"When the radio pitchmen who do the "Real Men of Genius" ads for
Bud Light praised the brand recently, Jonesy hammered away at them
to admit that, deep down, they must agree that all American beers
taste of urine. The squirming was nearly audible over the air.
"You don't drink this stuff, do you?" the DJ pokes. Later, off
air, he chuckles. "They're so showbiz they never expected someone
to do that on the air. But that beer can't be good." / *
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Los Angeles Times

Front page of Calender section today.

Guest Host : Ian Astbury

Guest Host: Ian Astbury.

Ian brought his sons Che and Dustyn & his girlfriend Rachel along.
Played songs by Blonde Redhead, Turbonegro, Jane Birkin/Serge
Gainsborough, UNKLE, a local L.A. band named Pollen (???), Adam
Ant, and the "real" Doors ("Tell All The People"). "If I know
Jonesy, he commented, "He's probably glazing his turkey right now
or glazing someone else's turkey."

Guest Host: Rob Zombie

Rob played lots of Ramones and announced that
there would be a public memorial dedicated to him at Jan 14th at
Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Rob also told stories about being
expelled from the third grade for doing a painting of Alice Cooper
for an art project. Glen Danzig called in.
Songs included by Vicious by Lou Reed, All Tomorrow's Parties by
the Velvet Underground & Christmas songs by the Chipmunks and Slade.

Guest Host: John Taylor

Guest Host: John Taylor

Guest Host: Micheal Des Barres

Guest Host: Micheal Des Barres

The "Budweiser Real Men of Genius" guys.

Guests: The "Budweiser Real Men of Genius" guys. They created a
"commercial" for Jonesy and discussed their creative process and
some of their previous commercials. (P.S. Jonesy on vacation next
week.)

Songs included:

Mooney Suzuki-Legal High
Go Home Productions-Under Pressure/Off The Wall Mash-Up
The Boys-Silent Night
Blues Explosion-Burn It Off
The Quick-Hilary
Pink Noise Test-All The Same To Me

Nick and Fab The Strokes

Jonesy back from vacation. The parking lot at the Courtyard is
half full, Jonesy and Mr. Shovel joked about going on strike.
Steve had an uneventful vacation, went to a few record stores, saw
"The Life Aquatic."
Guests: Nick & Fab from the Strokes. They talked about how they
were the only kids at their high school who like rock instead of
hip-hop, they've built their own recording studio & are working on
a new album. Steve talked about the show the Pistols did in 2002
in CA and how John (Lydon/Rotten) lambasted show sponsors KROQ and
Levis onstage.Also, the subject of guys waxing their chest hair
came up, and Steve told a story about how he had his nuts waxed
once "Just to do it."(Reminescent of the Viagra story)"It made me
legs bleed,"he said.

Songs included:

Gary Glitter-Do You Wanna Touch
Bearded Lady-Rock Star
Sweet-Hellraiser
Wizard-See My Baby Jive
Blue Mink-Melting Pot
(60s Uk band similar in sound to the bands "Brotherhood of Man" &
"Rotary Connection")
Nick Armstrong-Down Home Girl
Stranglers-Walk On By
Lashes-Sometimes The Sun
Tubeway Army-Are Friends Electric?

"I'm a right mess," Steve commented after revealing a 30 minute
morning walk left him knackered. Once again, he considers
liposuction. "Maybe we could put you on Extreme Makeover,"sez Mr.
Shovel. Jonesy, however, hates reality TV and thinks plastic
surgery on men looks terrible.

Songs included:

A Christmas song by Pearl Jam(!!)
Clarence Carter-Back Door Santa
Oasis-Supersonic
Features-Blow It Out
A.C. Neuman-Miracle Drug
Spoon-Everything Hits At Once
The Boys-Brickfield Nights

Steve wonders if he could be a spokesperson for the Gap, maybe for
supersized stretch T-shirts. Also, does he play too much classic rock?

Songs included:

McAlmont & Butler-Different Strokes
Suede-Wild Ones
Gap Band-You Dropped A Bomb On Me
Turtles-Eleanor
Pony Club-Stop
Dead 60s-Riot Radio
Dandy Warhols-You Were The Last High Bob & Marcy-Pied Piper

Guest Host: Jack Grisham/TSOL

Guest Host: Jack Grisham/TSOL

happiness

Songs included:

Looks That Kill-Motley Crue
(Brings back memories of going to the methodone clinic, sez Steve.)
Rose Tattoo-Nice Boys(Don't Play Rock & Roll)
Rod Stewart-True Blue
Thin Lizzy-Little Darling
Queen-Now I'm Here
Skids-Into The Valley
Pistols-Did You No Wrong
??????-Happiness (Didn't catch the artist's name, but Jonesy said
"The song cheers me up even though the guy singing it is a
miserable git.")

Yes, even the "industry" peeps like /Jonesy's Jukebox/ ***
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happiness

Songs included:

Looks That Kill-Motley Crue
(Brings back memories of going to the methodone clinic, sez Steve.)
Rose Tattoo-Nice Boys(Don't Play Rock & Roll)
Rod Stewart-True Blue
Thin Lizzy-Little Darling
Queen-Now I'm Here
Skids-Into The Valley
Pistols-Did You No Wrong
??????-Happiness (Didn't catch the artist's name, but Jonesy said
"The song cheers me up even though the guy singing it is a
miserable git.")

Yes, even the "industry" peeps like /Jonesy's Jukebox/ ***
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Jonesy interview

"You're on billboards now, aren't you?

Yeah, it's crazy. It's really nuts, but it just goes to show you how starved people were for something decent on the radio in LA. It was absolute crap before Indie came along, I just mean rubbish. The same 10 fucking songs over and over and over again, 10 horrible songs. People get excited now, "God! it's two minutes to 12, get ready, we gotta put Jonesy's Jukebox on!"

Teri Nunn

Guest: Terri Nunn. Terri sang "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"
& "Metro". Steve invited her to "rub his belly" but she decided
against it cuz her hubby was listening. Steve is a "one-track
kinda guy." He's either concentrating on the show or "chasing
skirt" - when he's "Chasing skirt" the show suffers, he sez.

Songs included:

Brett Smiley-Space Ace
Zolar X-Rocket Roll
Daddy Maxfield-Rave & Rock
PJ Proby-A Place For Us
Blackfoot Sue-Standing In The Road
Aretha & Donna-Uptown Rankin'
T-Rex-Mambo Sun
Cliff Richard-Don't Talk To Me
Slik-Forever & Ever
Vince & The Valiants -Someone's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight

kit

Someone sent Steve an "Erotic Spanking Kit" from Condomania. "I'm
not into spanking." said Steve. "Are you into spanking?" he asked
Mr. S. "If I was I wouldn't need a kit for it." Mr. S replied.
Steve found the concept of "body chocolate" a waste. "I'll just
eat the chocolate and watch the bird in her high heels." he said.

Songs included:

El Vez-Feliz Navidad
Grand National-Drink To Move On
Adam Ant-Goodie Two Shoes
Lovemakers-Dance
Cake-Guitarman
Spandau Ballet-True