Jonesy's back. Sings impromptu songs about Al Qaeda and
Alka-Seltzer, and, of course, gay cowboys. (A "Brokeback Mountain"
reference.) He wants crumpet with "strong ankles to be shackled
to."(!!)

Songs included:

Department S-Is Vic There? (The Vic in the song is Vic Goddard of
Subway Sect, sez Jonesy)
The Three O' Clock-Jet Fighter
She Wants Revenge-Sister
Siouxsie & The Banshees-Metal Postcard
Joy Division-Interzone, Transmission
Evie Sands-Can't Let Go

HHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRREEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS Stevie

The big man is back playing 5 songs to slit your wrists too :-)

Rebroadcast: The Strokes

Rebroadcast: Adam Sandler

( At least last year they had guest djs .. guess not this year )

Rollins back

Remember Rollins is back Dec 27th 8-10pm
http://harmonyinmnyhead.com/index.html

Rebroadcast: Perry Farrell

Rebroadcast: Paul Anka

( this was a great one .. )

Rebroadcast: Cliff Richards

Rebroadcast: Peter Frampton

Were all going on a "winter" holiday

... sounds like rebroadcasts for the next week or so.

( Today was "Bud Light Real Men of Genius")

"Whats the bleeding time ..?"

Its time for Glen Matlock and the Philistines.
Played some Faces songs as well as Glens.

Tracy Ullman came in from her shopping.

Very good show. Old stories settled ( sandwiches etc ).

Guests: Glen Matlock & The Philistines/Tracy Ullman

Guests: Glen Matlock & The Philistines/Tracy Ullman

Glen is playing the Knitting Factory tonight. Jonesy's still sick,
but came in to work just to interview Glen.
Wally Nightingale was a guitar roadie for the Clash before O.D
ing. "They're hanging glitter (as in Gary) in Vietnam for
Christmas" A discussion ensues about Jonathan (Everyone's Gone To
The Moon) King, another Brit pop star turned convicted child
molester. Glen "makes most people cry when they hear him singin'"

Matron !! Matron !!

Still out so last chance with Glen will be Monday.
Fingers crossed.

Phil on sex-pistols.net says Monday now but he has tried to stop text right click copy.

Just turning off javascript lets you do this;

"16th December
Glen Matlock's appearance with Steve Jones on Jonesy's Jukebox will now be taking place on Monday, 19th December."

Still out ...

Rebroadcast again.. hopefully he struggles in for a day with Matlock!!!

"Such a sick boy ..."

Repeat today .. must be trying to get well enough for the Matlock shows.

Guests: Giant Drag

Jonesy is sick, but Mr. S. is back. Question of the day- "Do
Presidents get the flu?"

Guest: Giant Drag

Songs included:

Kinks-Father Christmas
David Bowie-Waitin' For The Man
Raspberries-Ecstasy
HoneyComb-Have I The Right?
Cliff Richard-Living Doll
Juicy Lucy-Who Do You Love?

Giant Drag

.. were the guests today.
Luckily i heard it on the radio as the 'net streams were crap.

"A hall of famer and Giant drag"

As Grandpa Smpson says .....

"......MATLOCK !!!!!! " from the Philistines website;


"12th December
Glen Matlock will be appearing with Steve Jones on Jonesy's Jukebox on 15th & 16th December (Thursday / Friday). Glen & Ray McVeigh had breakfast with Steve this morning in LA."

Mr. Shovel is out sick, but Jonesy hasn't been sick since he's
started taking his Chinese herbs. Jonesy plays a '70s soul set,
introducing songs in his best "pimp" voice.

Songs included:

Hot Chocolate-Brother Louie
George McCrae-I Get Lifted
McFadden & Whitehead- Ain't No Stoppin Us
Sly & The Family Stone- Everybody Is A Star
Silverhead-Heavy Hammer
Mick Ronson-White Light, White Heat
Rolling Stones-Winter

The Lashes

Its a freakin guest-a-rama these days . Today The Lashes.

Great guests

"in the studio is The Lashes " "YEEEEAAAAHHHHH !!!!"
I think we are going to be hearing a lot of that "sing and dance" jingle

Live Cure "Just like Heaven" and 2 of their own songs.

Almost forgot about the "Joe Escalante" song . I wonder if he will use it or remember that Jonesys couldnt remember his name :-)

NIghtmare of You

Guests today. Nightmare of You.


"Planet Earth to Steve , you are on a Radio show and it is on now !!"

"I know how much you love Squeeze so i thought i would surprise you with a squeeze song"
Play "Up the Junction" live

Nose

"For the first time i am going to sing a song with my nose"

Songs included:

Rolling Stones-Bitch
Wayne Cochran-Last Kiss
Montrose-Bad Motor Scooter
Darkness-One Way ticket to Hell
Flash Express- Movin It
Sonics-Walking The Dog
Movin Sidewalks-You Don't Know the Life
Brook Benton-Matter of Time
Paul Jones-Been A Bad Bad Boy
Pistols-Liar

Billy Gibbons

Guest Today

The "Mellow Yellow" riff rears its head again. :-)

Billy played a schoen guitar with Jones.

Billy gave Steve one of his Mexican peso guitar picks.

Guest: Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)*

Guest: Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)*

Donovan

Guest today .

Did "Mellow Yellow" and "Hurdy Gurdy Man" live with Jonesy .

Talked about being the falsetto voice on ALice Coopers "Billion dollar babies"

Also a story about Brian Jones son making a song using the only known Brian Jones lyrics.
They played that song, as well as what Donovan thought was his strangest single "Epistle to Dippy"

Guest: Donovan

Guest: Donovan


Jonesy makes it to Defamer's Privacywatch (Look way down the page,
after the Gene Simmons mention )
****

* Jonesy sighting via Defamer. He's hit the big time now!

*

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Sex Pistols are one of nexts years inductees. !!

Chris Kattan

Guest: Chris Kattan. Chris shows Jonesy his penis** (allegedly.)
Silly songs about JLo and Marc Antony. Jonesy went to an open
house for JLo's former abode, sneaked into her bedroom and smelled
her knickers. (JLo wasn't there at the time.) He also sez he
shagged a pre /St. Elmos Fire /Demi Moore. Another episode of
/Steve Jones' Diary/ on Craig Ferguson's show tonight.

Guest !!!

Steve mentioned a guest coming in tomorrow.
Been on before , From SNL

Chris Kattan ???

Maybe we can sort out who slept with who from McG's movie now.

Paris Hilton should design a shoe. It would sell like crazy. They
should pump ozone into office buildings to make people work
harder. Jonesy farts on-air for the first time in weeks!

********Songs included:

Chicory Tip: Good Grief, Christina********
Move-Tonight
Chris Spedding-Crying Game
Bay City Rollers-Wanna Be With You
Slick-Forever and Ever
Mick Ronson-Only After Dark
Alvin Stardust-Jealous Guy

Gary Glitter is in trouble again. Jonesy is having tuna and an
apple for lunch. Due to his new diet, he hasn't been farting
during the show. "We lost a good bit," says Mr. Shovel.

Songs included:

Morrissey-You're The One For Me, Fatty
Delroy Wilson-Don't Know Why
Cliff Richard-It's All In The Game

Jonesy at Miss Pamela's Party for the launch of Smashing Grandpa
T-Shirts*


*Jonesy's so hot you can "fry an egg on his knob." All "his
bitches are stars." Jonesy's lyric of the day "Lay, lady lay over
my big brass knob." Nobody wants Jonesy's pins!! Miss Pamela's
party was "like the Doors movie." Steve does a little skit on the
Craig Ferguson show tonight "Steve Jones' Diary."

Songs included:

James-She's A Star
Doves-Pounding
Blow Monkeys-Forbidden Fruit
Morrissey-Little Man, Now What? (dedicated to Danny Bounaduce)
Nightmare Of You-My Name Is Trouble
Pony Club-Thinking Of You

Ray Winstone

....was the guest today.

Wednesday Davey Jones from the Monkees

"Im not your stepping stone"

or NOT ... Jonesy out sick !!!! Robert Plant rebroadcast

CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF !!!!

Monday it may be Cliff Richards. Uh Oh !!!

Cliff Richards

Jonesy interviews his idol, Cliff Richard,for 2 hours. Cliff has a
new album out, he's a Christian (talked a bit about the New
Testament), has his own winery in Portugal, Lots of discussion
about his movies. Played a few songs with Steve in-studio,
including "Young Ones." (No "Devil Woman, though).There may be a
remake of "Summer Holiday" (with Friday's guest McG directing).
Cliff would like to do a cameo in a remake, Jonesy wants to be
music director.* *(Naveen Andrews also joined them.)
Cliff's website: *Cliff Richard.org* **

Mc G

Guest Today ( Friday )

McG

Guest: McG

Did you hear Steve say he bedded one of Charlie's Angels, but he
didn't want to reveal which one? Well, he did mention something
once about mooning a particular actress in Vegas, and then during
his interview with Chris Kattan he mentioned he slept with the
same actress.(Chris didn't believe him.) Hmmmm..and she was in the
Charlie's Angel movie.. No, Jonesy is not really celibate. That
was a gag.

The time change has confused Jonesy. He now gets up at 7 instead
of 8 and can't think of anything to do. "Well, what do you usually
do first thing in the morning?" (Pause) Well, /after/ that.

*The Jonesy's Jukebox Bloggers get things wrong sometimes. They're
thinking too hard.*

*Songs included: *

*Nick Lowe-Cruel To Be Kind
George Harrison-My Sweet Lord
Dave Edmunds-Born To Be With You
Steve Harley (Cockney Rebel)-Come Up And See Me
Eric Clapton-Wonderful Tonight
Pretenders-Day After Day
Elton John-Harmony
Elvis Costello-What's So Funny About Peace Love & Understanding
Byran Ferry-Love How You Love Me

*Happy Halloween! Jonesy does his best Bela Lugosi voice for most
of the show even though it "hurt his throat."

Songs included:

Screamin Jay Hawkins-I Put A Spell On You
Siouxsie-Helter Skelter
Black Sabbath-Iron Man
Que Lazarus -Good-bye Horses
Theme from Halloween (the movie)
Doors-Riders On The Storm
Fleetwood Mac-Black Magic Woman
Theme from Dr. Who

Val Kilmer

Guest Friday

Guest: Val Kilmer*

Guest: Val Kilmer*

John Cale

Guest Today

( The song "Perfect" from Cales new album is really good )
Should be on rotation.

Tsar

* Mr Shovel still out with the "Bird flu."*

Guest: Tsar.

Tsar

Guest on Wednesday.

www.tsar.net

( would add more but their web site is a dumb ass flash interface and i cant be bothered retyping info when they could have just made it easy to get to )

Nada Surf

guests at 1pm today.

Jonesy and the guys do acoustic "Pretty Vacant"
.. then "White Riot" .. what a show .....
....started "Waiting for the blackout" then bailed ...
then "Sheena is a punk rocker" .....
.. then one of their own songs.
.... then "Kids are alright"..
Then their current single "Always love".. and another with Jonesy playing
Steve "Why am i so good" :-)

They finished with a Beatles song without Steve.


( Shovel out with Flu, Chuck P was struggling on Morning Show .. )

Nada Surf

Guest: Nada Surf

Played lotsa songs in-studio. White Riot, Pretty Vacant, Sheena Is
A Punk Rocker, etc. *

The yukkaholics

Jonesy looks 15 years younger. He is getting in shape so he can
get a Jukebox TV show and thus attract more crumpet. * *Told a
story about being 5 or 6 & being lured away from his nan by some
weird man who was dropping pictures of naked girls on the ground.
Going to Vegas this weekend.

Guests: Raspberries

Guests: Raspberries

The Raspberries

Guests today at 1pm

Question of the day--"What makes people attractive?" Jonesy likes
girls with "Small, real knockers."

Songs included:

Neurotic Outsiders-Planet Earth
Danzig-Mother
Gleaming Spires-Sex Girls
Mr. Big-Romeo

Guest: Sir Richard Branson

Guest: Sir Richard Branson

Girls dance, not guys. Most geezers are terrible dancers, but
gingers are good dancers. Jonesy once again reiterates (in song)
that he wants young crumpet, not old crumpet.

Songs included:

Starz-Boys In Action
UFO-Cherry
Stray Dog- Chevrolet
Stones-All Down The Line
Freddie King-Down, Down
Neurotic Outsiders-Janie Jones*
*Humble Pie-Hot N Nasty
Deep Purple-Highway Star
Early Man-Death Is The Answer**
Hawkwind-Silver Machine

Future guests

Tomorrow : Turbonegro
Monday : Richard Branson
Sometime: Linda Perry

Songs included:

Granddaddy-Hold The Curtain
Mud-Dynamite
Sweet-Fox On The Run
Suzi Quatro-Devilgate Drive
The 88- All Cause Of You
Status Quo-Down, Down

Tom from Myspace.com

Tom , the myspace.com founder and seller , was the guest today. Getting Steve a computer and setting up an account for him so that he can pick up some birds.

Guest: Tom from MySpace.

Guest: Tom from MySpace. Tom set up a MySpace page for Jonesy.

Pamela Des Barres

Guest: Pamela Des Barres. Miss Pamela has an updated edition of
"I'm With The Band" out with an introduction by Dave Navarro.
Jonesy was roommates with Michael and her in the early '80s.
Jonesy asked Pam if she fancied him when they were roomies. "I
can't answer that!", sez Pamela. She wouldn't name her conquest
with the smallest member, but she said it was "like a thumb."

Pamela Des Barres

According to Kick down the doors todays guest is Pamela Des Barres.

TV Smith ...

from the Adverts.

Live "Gary Gilmores Eyes"

http://www.tvsmith.com

The Adverts

Guests: The Adverts.** (Gaye Advert & TV Smith) Played Gary
Gilmore's Eyes in-studio. Gaye Advert listens to Slipknot (!!) at
home. American pot was way to strong for Jonesy

Songs included:

Richard Hell-Blank Generation
David Bowie-John, I'm Only Dancing
Morrissey-Boxers
Bob Dylan-Ballad of the Thin Man
Dana Gillespe-Andy Warhol
Only Ones-Another Girl, Another Planet
Suicide-Cherre
Avengers-The American In Me

Tony Joe White

Singer/Songwriter
Rainy Night in Georgia
Song from his new album.
Jam
Poke Salad Annie
He is at Molly Malones tonight !!!

"Tony Joe White is here with a bloke from the Sex Pistols.. who would have believed that"

Tony Joe White

Guest: Tony Joe White. Great interview! Tony Joe played "Rainy
Night in Georgia" & "Polk Salad Annie." Talked about Prince Andrew
hanging out with the locals in the small TN town where he lives.
Jonesy asked about the rumours of incest & Deliverance looking
people in the South and Tony told him about the people who lived
along Herple?? Road in his town. Jonesy seemed fascinated by this.
Tony Joe also talked about his cousin bringing a croc home one day
in his pick up trick. The croc demolished his baseball bat. (Crocs
are meaner than alligators.) Tony Joe asked Elvis to go fishing
once but Elvis didn't take him up on the offer.

Richard Hell

Guests: Sights, Richard Hell

Guests: Sights, Richard Hell

Craig Ferguson and Supergrass

Guests today.
Craig Ferguson ( Bing Hitler, Drew Carey Show, Late Late show etc )
Supergrass played a couple of songs live in the second hour.

Random Notes;
Steve and the TV in a club in Luxembourg
Moira Anderson
Drummers in punk bands
Drummers who sing
Drummers who speed up
Serfs
ears
"if you cant understand my accent and i cant understand yours what chance in hell do the people listening have "
Root vegetables
Marrow , beetroot
New wave look in Glasgow.. a lot of kickings
Partick Thistle
Touching Testicles
Any man in the room when you are having sex then you are gay.
Mr Happy
Mr Sensitive
Nico .. on "What the kids call heroin"
Fully Monty
Free suit for winning the war
Giant chickens
Carbolic soap
A "slice" of toilet paper ( this one even caught ferguson out )
swarfega
Pigeon guided missiles.
"False alarm ... again"
and lots lots more.

Craig Ferguson and Supergrass

Guest:Craig Ferguson. One day there will be genetically altered
chickens that go to war.(Don't ask.) Craig was a drummer for Nico
on one of her British tours. When there is another man in the room
when you're having sex, you're gay. Jonesy used to wear a kilt
that was designed by Vivenne Westwood. The chairs in Indie's lobby
look like "hollowed-out vegetables."***

** **

***Second hour guests: Supergrass

guests

Friday: Supergrass
Next Monday: Richard Hell !!!!

All intelligent people are dyslexic. Is there a God, Jonesy
wonders, after remembing how the spiritual & devout George
Harrison died after cancer after being stabbed by a crazed
intruder. There are too many car commercials. Show biz types are
nicking bits from Jonesy's shows.

Songs included:

George Harrison-I'd Have You Anytime
Canasta-Major Tom
David Bowie-Space Oddity
Sir George-Life On Mars
Hard-Fi-Stars of CCTV
U2-Lemon
Brian Jonestown Massacre-When Jokers Attack
Stranglers-La Folie ("about some Japanese guy who killed & cut up
his girlfriend & ate her", sez Jonesy.)

Jonesy lost his "bins" (eyeglasses) over the weekend. Manchester
beat Blackburn.

Songs included:

Super Furry Animals-Laser Beam
Tsar-Love Explosion
Artic Monkeys-A Certain Romance
New Pornographers-Twin Cinema
Giant Drag-This Isn't It
Neurotic Outsiders-Better Way
David Bowie-Queen Bitch
Iggy-Curiosity
Ronnie Lane-The Poacher

Wednesday

Started with a lot of ska today. Steve was at the Madness show last night and they changed the lyrics of a song to "Steve Jones"

There is a worrying trend starting towards playing Deep Purple songs :-) ( "Child in time" today )

Question of the day-Why do we have to turn the clocks back?

Songs included:***

** **

***Johnny Winter-21st Century Man
Freddie King-Guitar Boogie
Mr. Big-Wonderful Creation
Boz Scaggs-What Can I Say
Theme From The Monkees (Quiz Song)
Prince Buster-Al Capone's Guns Don't Argue
Jigsaw-Sky High
Lazy Boy-Penguin Rock
Skatalites - Guns of Navarone

Dead Men Walking

Dead Men Walking on today.

"Theres a real Sex Pistol, it must be 1976"

Okay for once i have created a playlist:

John Martin :May You Never
Leo Sayer :MoonLighting
Neil Young :Harvest Moon
Donovan :Laina (sp?)
Alice Cooper : Alma Mater
WHISTLE: Day Dream Believer
Monkees :Day Dream Believer
Freddie King :Down, Down
Johnny Winters :Jumping Jack Flash

GUESTS ARRIVE: Dean Men Walking
General Talk : Topper,BMW,Supersuckers,Matlocks singing etc

Mr Big :Wonderful creation
Sharks :Driving Sideways
Heavy Metal Kids :Hanging On

With Guests :Rock This Town
:Theres a real Sex Pistol, it must be 1976
Banter about The Damned having first punk chart single.
With Guests :New Rose ( Capt Sensible singing )
Capt. Seemed to like this more than the Damned
Story re Joe Meek killing landlady.
Tornados :Telstar
Dana Gillespie :Andy Warhol
David Bowie :Oh You Pretty Thing

With Guests :Fight for your Right to Party
:.... your right to Jonesys Jukebox

WHISTLE: Smoke on the water

:I never listened to the lyrics
:Its all in there in the first 2 lines

Deep Purple :Smoke on the Water

Dead Men Walking

Guest: Dead Men Walking. Slim Jim, Captain Sensible, Kirk Brandon,
Mike Peters. Playing Anaheim House of Everything but Blues
tomorrow & Key Club Thursday. Did a rockin' version of the Beastie
Boys "You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party." Jonesy is
perturbed by the fact that Glen Matlock used to sing "Pretty
Vacant" when he was with DMW. "Don't sing," Jonesy advises Glen.
"And stop washing your feet."

Official site

I forgot to add that since last Thursday there is an actual official web site :-)

LINK

They call them .. Madness

... or todays guests on Jonesys Jukebox.
Over for KR*Qs Inland Invasion show ... last Saturday.

"A saveloy its a pale sausage covered in lipstick"

funny

Guests:Madness

Guests:Madness

Sweet Jane

After talking with Alice Cooper re Steve Hunter and Dick Wagner , Steve played the entire Rock n Roll Animal version inc. intro of Sweet Jane on todays show.

Songs included:

Alice Cooper-Caught In A Dream
Iggy-Some Weird Sin
Clash-Clamp Down
Sensational Alex Harvey Band-Midnight Moses
Queen-Liar
Rolling Stones-Stupid Girl
Stooges-Not Right
Sonics-Shut Down
Cheap Trick-California Man
Ral Donner-What A Sad Way To Love Someone

Jonesy on Craig Ferguson Show tonight, CBS. Review- Jonesy looked
very dapper in a fancy suit. Brought Craig a can of "spotted
dick." Birds like his English accent, but the girls in L.A. are
immune to it. Girls in small towns would be more impressed. .
Didn't show his belly this time

Guest: Alice Cooper

Guest: Alice Cooper

Alice Cooper

According to Phil Singleton, Alice Cooper is the guest today.


(Later ).. and it was correct .. Sung a bit of Eighteen .
( this was a really good show. Alice/Vince was really into it
and didn't quite believe the range of music that Steve was allowed to play SM)

Photos

Sounds like they tried to get Paul Weller for tomorrow but that didnt work out.

Brothers and Sisters ..

Wayne Kramer, Steve Jones, Michael Davis @ Jonesy's Jukebox Indie 103.1 - September 14, 2005
Photographed by Margaret Saadi Kramer

Its the MC5

Couple of songs

MC5

Jonesy might auction off the Ziploc baggie he uses to keep the
screen for his microphone clean. He's been using the same baggie
so long, it getting kinda dirty itself. He also uses the same pot
scrubbers and dish towels too long "when you could just go out and
buy 10 new ones for $1." "You need a woman." sighs Mr. S. Jonesy
acts like he didn't hear that "What?" "Well, see, that's why you
need a woman to tell you to go out and buy new pot scrubbers."
"I've been getting in touch with my feminine side," Jonesy adds.
"Well, that's another subject entirely," sez Mr.S.

Guests: MC5. Talked about meeting Sun Ra, how corporate radio is
like McDonalds and how the Creation used to have a midget with a
tommy gun come out of the drumkit at the end of their set. Played
"American Ruse" and "Shakin' Street" in-studio. They are playing
at Royce Hall Saturday night with the Sun Ra Orchestra & at Amoeba
Friday night. **MC5*

Dave Stewart

Steves new best friend.. Dave Stewart . Complete with brand new Dave Stewart/Annie Lennox song.

Dave Stewart

Guest: Dave Stewart (Eurhythmics) Dave played a song he recorded
with George Harrison and a new song he & Annie Lennox recorded (I
think the title was "I Have A Life")**

I have a bad feeling about this....

... and then the power went out in a large section of the SFV and some of LA.

Steve wanted to make sure that he was safe on his way home :-)

Power cut

Jonesy pulled his groin playing soccer this weekend & pondered its
exact defintion. At about 1 o' clock the traffic lights &
electricity in general went out all over L.A. Mr. S. made an
announcement, telling drivers to stay calm. Jonesy sang a little
ditty, extolling stay calm sentiments with "we're all going to
die" soundbites and "smash your car into the guy in front of you."
Song of the day- "When The Lights Go Down" by Journey.

Radiothon

Indie radiothon to benefit victims of Hurricane Katrina. Jonesy's
guests are Slim Jim, Paul Dinizio from the Smithereens and Paul
Cook. Ooops! Cookie swore again. Gotta watch out for the quiet
ones! Jonesy contributed three pairs of "Jonesy's Jukebox" Adidas
to the items to be auctioned. ****

** *

*P.S. The radiothon netted $61,000 in donations.

Follow the link.....

Click Here, Do something good....

Jonesy had a big birthday party and had Jonesy's Jubilee
T-shirts made up. He's getting over the flu again. "You always get
sick around long weekends," Mr. S noticed. Joe Sib came on the
show for a few minutes and announced that Indie is doing a 48 hour
radiothon to raise money for victims of Hurricane Katrina starting
tomorrow morning.

Songs included:
***<*
Dana Gillespie -Andy Warhol. Prolific British singer/actress.
David Bowie produced some of her albums in the '70s. Website ****
here < http://www.dana-gillespie.com>

John Cale-Big White Cloud
Velvet Underground-White Light, White Heat
Faces-Cindy Incidentally
Rolling Stones-I'm Going Down
Raspberries-Tonight
Mr. Big (not that one)-Wonderful Creation

Mcswain Guitars ; The Jonesy

http://mcswainguitars.com/jonesy.htm

Recovering .....

Repeats;
Friday; Paul Anka
Monday; Oingo Boingo
Tuesday; Slim Jim Phantom
Wednesday ; Blues Explosion
Thursday; He's back

Happy 50th birthday, Jonesy!!!!

Happy 50th birthday, Jonesy!!!!

50th

Today is Steves 50th Birthday. He took the day off yesterday to rest up and prepare.

Paul Cook

Image borrowed from indie1031.fm website :-)
From Cook 'n Jones News Page ;
"Paul Cook is the guest on tonight's Jonesy's Jukebox. Paul is in LA to celebrate Steve's 50th birthday on Saturday.
Update. Steve & Paul performed an impromptu acoustic duet of Silly Thing.
Update 2! Steve & Paul performed an impromptu 'cleaned up' acoustic duet of Friggin' In Riggin'. "


.. and the radio stream went to better quality today. So good recording.


"Captain of kumquats"

Paul Cook

Guest: Paul Cook. Played the "clean" version of/ Friggin In The
Riggin/ &/ Silly Thing/ in-studio. They bantered back and forth
about who did the better recordered version of /Silly Thing./ Paul
is in L.A. for ten days. Steve kidded him about how miserable
London is & how Paul lives only a few doors down from where he
grew up. Steve and Paul have been friends since they were 10. They
used to pass each other on the street walking to different
schools. (Paul was in the "smart "class, Steve was in the "dunce"
class.)There will be a celebrity-studded 50th birthday party for
Jonesy this weekend at a secret location. Chrissie Hynde will be
there, and (maybe) John Lydon?? Steve and Paul talked about the
alleged fight in a UK passport office twixt John and Jimmy Pursey
(Sham 69) Paul recorded some songs with Phil Collen from Def
Leppard, and has also produced a few young bands recently - the
**Rifles and Le Scenes.

Namecheck.

"The Man who can for two hours a day do what he wants;
The Sire of Wilshire, Pontiff of Pop, Licker of Lichtenstein,
Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla', Sheriff of Rockingham,
Bandit of Benbow road, Honky of Hammersmith,
Minister of Manchee(sp?) thrills,
Shepherds Bush goal machine..
Take it away Mr Shovel..."

Jonesy has a second mic specifically for his guitar. Took a call
on his cell from a secretary who set an appt. for a journalist's
interview with him. (Jonesy's phone manner left her somewhat bemused.)

Songs included:

Hal-What A Lovely Dance
New Pornographers- Twin Cinema
Kinks-John's Children
Lazy Boy-Penguin Rock
Evergreen-Food For Soul

Songs included:

Rolling Stones-Salt Of The Earth
Who-Summertime Blues
Ride The Blinds-Take What's Mine
Stray Dogs-Chevrolet
Lolita-Sailor, Your Home Is The Sea *A minor hit by Austrian
singer Ditta Einzinger (Lolita) in 1960


Juicy Bananas- Bad Man (Repo Man soundtrack)
Curtis Mayfield-We've Got To Have Peace
Mick Ronson-The Girl Can't Help It

a new drinking game...

Every time Steve says "Excellent"...

may be too much too handle.

Jonesy was at the Beverly Hills hotel last night for a meeting. He
noticed there were a lot of young women with really old rich guys
and young wannabe actor types with older women. "Money doesn't
talk, it screams," sez Mr. Shovel.

Songs included:

Paul Weller-You Do Something To Me
Winkies-Trust In Dick
Keith Richard-Take It So Hard
Brian Jonestown Massacre-When Jokers Attack
Faces-Three Button Hand Me Down
Screaming Trees-Disappearing

Rat Scabies

Rat "Chris Miller" Scabies

"you are such a wanker , jonesy"

"Oh thats way out there far worse than Boston.. King Crimson.. come on give us another "

"Do you know how you got on the Grundy show ?. Freddie Mercury had to go to the dentist"

Guest: Rat Scabies (Damned)

Guest: Rat Scabies (Damned)

Shoot that poison arrow

... Its Martin Fry from ABC

Singing with Jonesy

Martin Frye , ABC

Jonesy was amazed by the fact that Fox Corp. bought MySpace.com
for $600 million. If Jonesy had $600 million, he'd buy a yacht and
travel around the world looking for bubble butts. Jonesy bought
the jonesyjukebox.com domain name.

Guest: Martin Frye, ABC Sang "How To Be A Millionaire" in-studio.
ABC is playing the House of Everything but Blues in L.A. on Sunday.

Mr. Shovel is back from vacation in Lake Tahoe. Chelsea beat
Arsenal. Jonesy's show should be syndicated already! Jonesy used
to have a Soloflex. It didn't really work, but he "got a few birds
on it."

Songs included:

Shadows-Wonderful Land
Rolling Stones-Stupid Girl
Sha-Na-Na-Sea Cruise
Flamin' Groovies-Tallahassee Lassie
Sharks-Drivin' Sideways
Lou Reed-Busload of Faith
Chris Spedding-Boogie City
Stooges-1969*

Chris Spedding

Guest today

Great show . more a history of Chris and his work than anything else.
"Take it Chris ... i mean lets end it"
snips = steve parsons
"Vince Eager"

"The big question ' How did you become a womble?'"

"I was Wellington"

Great jams with Steve.

Live Songs;
"Rock around the clock"
"Promised Land"
"Apache"

Guest: Chris Spedding

Guest: Chris Spedding

Songs included:

Lashes-Sometimes The Sun
Astral Heights-The Whole World Changes
New Pornographers-Sing Me Spanish Techno

Dandy Warhols

Guests today ...

Guest: Dandy Warhols

Guest: Dandy Warhols

Guests !!!

Siobhan Fahey and Nick Egan.

Siobhan ****(Shakespeare's Sister, Bananarama) *****Farley

Guest: Siobhan ****(Shakespeare's Sister, Bananarama) *****Farley.
Mr. Shovel is on vacation this week, so Zach is Jonesy's
producer/sidekick.*

Charlie Sexton

Guest today

"Steve has just gone to get the guest"

Charlie Sexton

Guest: Charlie Sexton. Charlie & Jonesy reminisced about being
"bikers" in L.A. in the '80s. Charlie lives in Austin now. He has
a new album coming out in Sept. called /Cruel & Gentle Things./

Butch Vig

Butch Vig and it sounds like the last of the mono-syllabic UK bands have been on.
( i am looking at you the 2220's )
The big man was a bit pissed at their lack of enjoyment at being in a band and his having to struggle to get answers out of them.

Butch Vig

Guest: Butch Vig.

*****Butch talked about producing "Nevermind." ****He was prez of
the Roxy Music fan club in Madison, Wisconsin as a kid. They eat a
lot of Lutefisk in WI.

The 2220's

The 2220s on live playing .
Never heard of the Ruts or the Damned. Kids.. I dont know.

Wikipedia

Just came across the Wikipedia link for Steve and the Show.

22020s

Jonesy still psyched that his Mum called him over the weekend. He
sings a little song about it to begin the show. "My Mommy loves
me!! My Mommy loves me!" "I'm looking a a 5 year old Jonesy," sez
Mr. Shovel.

Guests: 22-20s. Played "Stupid Girl" in-studio. Doing a show at
the Troubadour tonight.

Songs included:

Nina Hagen-Runaway
Queen-I'm In Love With My Car
Placebo-Pure Morning
Motorhead-Ace of Spades
NY Dolls-Subway Train
Who-Happy Jack
Raspberries-Overnight Sensation *

2 Guests

John McEnroe and Patti Smyth. + kids ( " ... oooh dads mad at us " )

Great live songs "Warrior" and "Goodbye Girl"

Patti telling Steve to F** Off re name change .

"Dad is a poo" from one of the girls

Patti Smythe and john McEnroe

Guests: Patti Smythe & John McEnroe. Patti sang "The Warrior" &
"Good-bye To You" in studio. We find out she was married to
Richard Hell(!!) before marrying John. Her Mom owned the Cafe Waa
in NYC. Jonesy sez he and Cookie were the original White Stripes
due to the fact that Sid never really played the bass live. John
took guitar lessons from Bill Wyman, Bob Mayo, Eddie Van Halen, et
al. Jonesy was thinking about calling his Mum and she called him
yesterday. It was the first time they talked in 3 years! John said
he was just into "25 year olds who wanted nothing"right before he
met Patti. They counseled Jonesy on finding a girlfriend. "Who
wears the pants in your marriage?" Jonesy asked 'em. "We both do."
sez Patti. "see, that's what I'm afraid of," sez Jonesy.

Songs included:

J. Geils Band-First I Look At The Purse
Pat Benatar-Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Blondie-Picture This
Pretenders-Stop Your Sobbing
Kinks-Ape Man
Slade- Them Kinda Monkeys Can't Swing
Sandie Shaw-Always Something There To Remind Me
Staus Quo-Paper Plane
Fleetwood Mac- Sarah

bean-o

Jonesy ends the show by breaking wind. "Maybe we should get Bean-O
as a sponsor", he laughs.

The Who-Pictures of Lily
Caesars -Spirit
Slade-Far, Far Away
Flamin Groovies-Shake Some Action
Jeff Beck-Hi Ho Silver Lining
Scorpions-Rock You Like A Hurricane
Thin Lizzy-Bad Reputation
Steve Harley-Sebastian
Free-Wishing Well

Starting next week, Jonesy will be giving away special Jonesy's
Jukebox Adidas..

Songs included:

The Sweet-Ballroom Blitz
John Cale-Heartbreak Hotel
Nick Gilder-Hot Child In The City
David Bowie-Lady Stardust
T-Rex-Mambo Sun
Lou Reed-Charlie's Girl
The Rats-Turtle Dove
The Sharks-World Park Junkies

Jonesy's guitar is dusty!

Songs included:

**** ****

********Primal Scream-Swastika Eyes
Everything But The Girl-Missing
Morrissey-Boxers
Q Lazarus -Goodbye Horses

Violent Femmes

Guests: Violent Femmes. Played "Gone Daddy Gone, "Blister In The
Sun" and "What Made Milwaukee Famous" in-studio. They are playing
are playing a free mini-show at Amoeba tonight.Questions of the
days: "Did Jerry Lee Lewis write any of his own songs?" "Have
there always been sexually transmitted diseases?"

The Violent Femmes

Advertised as guests for August 2nd...

"lets call John Doe"

Live Songs;
"Country Death Song"
"What made Milwaukee famous" cover ( sort of )
"Add It Up" ( with key changes )
"Gone Daddy Gone"

" a bunch of losers on fire"
(Hey its the Honeycombers ( a Joe Meek Production ) again . at least not the german version )

"your very own puppet show "
"Fat chance now"

"I'm not trying to insult them"

"They wouldn't come on this show because they are scared of another radio station"

".. because they want credibility" ".. and we do a good show"

"Have you thought about writing another hit song " "another?"
" We never had one " ... "no bass drum"

"its vague"

"He is enthralled by our witty conversation""

"I owe you ten bucks" " I definitely won this"

"Were not supposed to tell you the chords this time" " I'm looking away"

"my new husbands they have gone past friendship"

"Live radio is really refreshing"

"now you win awards"

"i don't get what you are saying" :-)

" and your point is"

"This show is not only fun but educational"\

"dont tell me the key" " I am just going to start ..."

"you can play a little guitar you've got one there in your lap"

"You're listening to the sound of Steve Jones and the Dead Airs"

"Why are you looking like you have never doen this before"
Steve " Submission..."

"Sounds like Apocalypse now.. very good"
"First seven callers" "Thats why you win awards"

"I've run out"

What should scientists name the newly-discovered planet>? Planet
Mongo, of course...

A funk & soul day. Songs included:

Bobby Womack-Harry The Hippie
Isley Brothers-Summer Breeze
Bill Withers-What Is He To You?
Cameo-Candy
George Clinton-Atomic Dog
Van Hunt-Dust
Hot Chocolate-Brother Louie

Songs included:

Runaways-American Nights
Penetration-Don't Dictate
Ruts-In A Rut
Buzzcocks-Promises
Neil Diamond-Solitary Man
4 Be 2s-One of the Lads
Smoking Popes-Rubella
Siouxsie & The Banshees-Arabian Nights

Steve went to the L.A. magazine party last night at the Friars
Club, then had lamb chops at the Palms. "Why is dessert last?"
Jonesy wonders. Jonesy doesn't do dodgy stuff anymore and is "an
upstanding citizen."

Songs included:

Bobby Sherman-Julie,Julie Do You Love Me?
David Bowie-Drive-In Saturday Night
Shabby Tiger-Slow Down
Dave Barry-Crying Game
Screaming Lord Sutch-Monster In Black Tights
Slade-How Does It Feel?

Robert Plant

Robert Plant on talking about many things :-)
Testing the swearing delay.

Perry Farrell

Perry Farrell was Jonesys guest today

John Peel TK3K

Sadly a great John Peel related site has had to shut down.
teenagekicks3000.com

Mr. Shovel read a letter from Los Angeles Magazine saying that
they've named Jonesy DJ of the Year & inviting him (& a guest) to
a party. Mr. S hinted that he wants to be the guest, but Jonesy
wants "a bird in a long gown" instead. Jonesy has a new cell phone
that has a spacy, New Agey type ringtone. Also, Jonesy's new mic
is limp.

Songs included:
Pony Club-Stop
Hal-What A Lovely Dance
Millbrook Cathedral-Meet In The Field

Jonesy played footie over the weekend, then went to a lingerie
fashion show for ****Agent Provocateur*
***********

**** ****

**** ****

************Lots of the models said they listened to Jonesy's
Jukebox. Later, Jonesy drove through a stop sign and the cops
stopped him. He was honest and said he just wasn't paying
attention and they let him go with a warning

Songs included:

Billy Corgan-To Love Somebody
The Passions-I'm In Love With A German Film Star
Kraftwerk-The Model
The Church-Under The Milky Way
ABC- Look of Love
Frankie Goes To Hollywood-Relax

Jonesy went to some showbiz party at the Hollywood Roosevelt last
night.
Yet another Journey song today "Stoned In Love."

Plimsouls/Peter Case

Playing tonight in Malibu then tomorrow with X.
Lots o'geetar playin' round here

Guest: Peter Case/Plimsouls.

Guest: Peter Case/Plimsouls.

Billy Corgan

Billy's playing at the Henry Fonda Last night and tonight.
Jonesy is seeing the 50 train coming along pretty quick i think.

They also talked about embarrassing photos and Steve thought his from the LongHair days
were bad. Maybe i should scan the picture that they had in Q magazine they have of his face all shiny and smooth. :-)

Billy Corgan

Guest: Billy Corgan. Billy diagnosed the cause of Jonesy's itchy
legs-mites!! "I had mites twice," sez Billy, "happens from
sleeping in bad hotels and on strange girls' floors." Jonesy
swears he's done neither lately. Lotsa talk about past lives,
religion, the Bible, death, flying, Chicago, scientists,
holograms, girls with bubble butts, etc. Jonesy wants to retire to
his own island with a Polynesian girl, ala Marlon Brando. Jonesy
got laid a lot in the '80s when he had long hair and rode a
motorcycle. Billy mentioned the book /Holographic Universe/ by
Michael Talbot (Link:***Holographic Universe

*
**********Billy
played "Now (& Then)" from his new CD "The Future Embrace" on
acoustic guitar in the studio. "Sounds like America!" sez Jonesy.
"That's not good," sez Billy. "No,no!" Jonesy backtracks, "I mean
Bread." "That's even worse!!" sez Billy. Billy's favorite guitar
players are Eddie Van Halen and Tony Iommi. Today is Mr. Shovel's
42nd birthday!!!

Steve finally confronted his neighbor who plays the loud,
excessive sub-woofer music. He'd previously delivered a letter to
their house (how polite!!), but over the weekend he walked over
the house (through the bushes!!) The neighbor sees him, goes "Oh,
it's you" and said he'd tone down the music. Steve is the
"quietest" neighbor one could have. Near the end of the show,
Steve suddenly developed a case of itchy legs and people called in
to diagnose the cause. (Was it a delayed reaction to bugs in the
bushes or were their mosquitoes in the studio?)

Songs included:

Black Brothers-Give Me Love
UFO-Lights Out
Jam-English Rose
Bad Brains-Banned in DC
Bernard Cribbins-Gossip Calypso

Heeeeeerreesss Stevie

The Man with the plan was back Wednesday.

Today we had a interesting if one sided conversation with Sir Iggworth of Pop, James Osterberg.

Iggy Pop

Iggy Pop called in from Miami. It's changed a lot since he first
visited there, "walking around in his leather outfit talking to
old Jewish cabdrivers." Iggy likes the "diffused light" in FL (in
contrast to the "penetrating sunlight" in L.A.) He said that
Jonesy is the loudest natural guitar player he's ever heard. "Give
a bunch of guitar players the same guitar and the same Marshall
stacks, Jonesy will be the loudest."

Songs included:

Dandy Warhols-Everyone Is Totally Insane
Stooges-No Fun
Mick Ronson-Only After Dark
Sparks-This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both of Us
Hedwig & The Angry Inch-Tear Me Down
Clash-Clash City Rockers
Caesars -Spirit
Raveonettes-Ode to L.A.
UFO-Cherry

E from the Eels

Guest: E from the Eels.

Songs included:

Raspberries-On The Beach
Kinks-Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Four Lads- Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
Van Halen-Dead Or Alive
Mill Brook Cathedral-Meet In The Field ???? (unsigned band)
Steve Harley-Red Is A Mean, Mean Colour

Linda Ramone

Jonesy's back!! Spent his vacation driving up the coast to San
Francisco. Looked at houses in Carmel, but can't afford one on his
"miniscule" salary. Linda Ramone called in re the screening of
"Rock & Roll High School" on Friday at Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
She chastised Jonesy for playing a Journey song (who doesn't?).

Songs included:

C.W. McCall-Convoy
Roger Miller-King of the Road
Tony Joe White-Polk Salad Annie
White Stripes-I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself
The Quick-Teacher's Pet
Kiss-Strutter
Fleetwood Mac-Albatross
Journey-Lovin', Touchin' Squeezin'
Suzi Quatro-Can the can
Norman Wisdom-Lambeth Walk
(Norman Wisdom was a Brit comedy star of the '50s. Website:
*Norman Wisdom.co.uk *
Holly Cook (Paul's daughter, Jonesy's goddaughter)-Yeah, Right
Had a pop-punk sound, the lyrics were a sassy comeback to a know
it all bloke.
Glen Matlock produced the song.

Jonesys gone on a summer holiday.. maybe for a week or two

He's off till July 5th ( maybe that surprise Live8 appearance is on after all :-)
Repeats this week;
Monday : Malcolm McLaren
Tuesday: Brian Wilson
Wednesday: Duff McKagan
Thursday: Aimee Mann + John Taylor and Nick Egan
Friday: Billy Idol and Steve Stevens
( Great live version of "Ready Steady Go")

Songs included:

Mink DeVille-Venus of Avenue D
Lou Reed-Charlie's Girl
Raspberries-Tonight
Steve Harley (Cockney Rebel)-Here Comes The Sun
Suzi Quatro- She's In Love With You
Neurotic Outsiders-Angelina

Billy Bob Thornton

Its a guest every day at this pace.

Billy Bob Thornton

Guest: Billy Bob Thorton. Billy is a sucker for attention from
fans and always signs autographs, etc. and listens to their
"Slingblade" impersonations. Has a new CD "Hobo", which features
songs about people who have moved to L.A. to start new lives.
Jonesy tricked Billy Bob into doing a "Slingblade"soundbite.
****

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* ********* *********

*************Songs included:

PJ Proby-A Place For Us
Mumps-I Like To Be Clean
James Gang-Funk 49
Glen Matlock & Philistines-White Knuckle

Jonesy ends the show with "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing!!!"
by the New Seekers.

Paul Anka

Luckily i had to be home waiting for SBC to fix my DSL line ( hopefully this recorded at my office ) ( got it )


Great, Great Show.

Jump, Black Hole Sun, Teen Spirit ( "Steam Spirit" ),etc from Pauls new album.
( Paul joking that he wanted to call the album "Smells like Paul Anka" )

Some just with Jonesys some with a bigger band.
Great interview. Talk re recording of Sid vicious on My Way.

Paul calling the chord changes as he was singing and the discussion over how Tom Jones' song ( "Shes a Lady" ) started ..all classics.

.. this is why Indie and Jonesy are here.

Paul Anka

Guest: Paul Anka. Paul has a new CD out "Rock Swings" a collection
of jazzy covers of rock songs, including Van Halen's "Jump" which
he performed live in-studio.

Got this via the John Lydon.com Yahoo group...

LIE8 If they're gonna lie about the bands that are playing, how do
we know the money is going where they say it is?

The Horses Mouth June 21st

Cherie Currie of the Runaways

I always come across these images but always forget to post a link;

Songs included:

Everything But The Girl-Waiting For A Star To Fall
Brian Jonestown Massacre-When Jokers Attack
Elliot Smith-Pretty(Ugly Before)
Mick Ronson-Growing Up And I'm Fine
Grant Lee Buffalo-The Whole Shebang

Jonesy's having bird problems again. He's taking his dates out to
parties and they're not "coughing up the goods" later. Is it karma
for: being such a scumbag"in the past or the kind of birds he's
dating?

Songs included:

Montrose-Rock The Nation
Sweet-Hellraiser
Mick Ronson-Only After Dark
Raveonettes-Ode To L.A.

Raveonettes

Jonesys didnt seem to know that they had already been playing the last 2 nights when talking to them.

Live Songs;
"love in a trash can"
"Ode to LA"
"if i was young"

The Raveonettes

Jonesy tries to "hypnotize" listeners into leaving more "ding-dongs."
Guests: The Raveonettes. Sang "Love In A Trash Can" and "If I Was
Young" in-studio. They are playing a sold-out show at Spaceland
tonight.

Songs included:

ZZ Top-Francine
Blondie-I'm Always Touched By Your Presence, Dear
T-Rex-Groover
Roy Wood-Forever
Queen-I'm In Love With My Car
Dandy Warhols-Bohemian Like You

Medium Fried

Radio free ..

Indie is great but unlistinable throughout much of L.A. so it winds up being in Internet station in my world anyway. Still, if you have not acquainted your self with L.A.’s best new DJ Steve Jones you really should. He airs twice on Indie

The Doves

The Doves were the guest today.

Indie stream cut out at 1.40 pm but i should have the last hour from the rebroadcast.
Bloody internet !!!

Steve wanted a laminate if he was going to go to their show because he doesnt like being "banged about".
He wanted to be able to go anywhere; "backstage, drummers stool or roof"

The Doves

With his bushy 'stache, Jonesy now reckons he looks like a 70s
porn star****.
Guests: The Doves

Jenny Lens Punk Pix

Indie1031.fm: Joe Sib rules! I will miss Henry Rollins more than words can say. He brought so much into my life with his brilliant rants and musical choices. Yeah, they've got that Brit guy during the day whom I never miss. I wish they archived shows like Little Stevie, so you can listen over and over and avoid the crap they play over and over and over 90% of the time.

This site ( jennylens.net etc ) is extraordinary.

Pictures of a much smaller Steve :-)

The Bangles on today

Played pop trivia with the pontiff of pop and sang some songs.
inc Manic Monday ; Hazy shade of winter (?)
JONESING FOR THE BANGLES | 6/13/2005

Thats a great description from their site;
imagine Harold Steptoe doing the John Peel Show.

The Bangles

Guests: The Bangles. They sang "Manic Monday" and "Hazy Shade of
Winter" in-studio. Susanna counsled Jonesy about his problems with
the birds, suggesting he might become a Mormon and have several wives.

Songs included:

Clarence Carter-Patches
David Bowie-Laughing Gnome
Al Green-Let's Get Married

Songs included:

Space Hog-Cruel To Be Kind
Cockney Rebel-Hideaway
Iggy Pop-High On You
Stranglers-Golden Brown
She's So Selfish-Knack

Jonesy looks like a "2 bob car dealer" *** or "the coach of the
Polish soccer team"***with his 'stache and warm-up jacket.

Songs included:

Suzi Quatro-Devilgate Drive
Scott Walker-If You Go Away
Staus Quo-Don't Waste My Time
The Sights-Last Chance
The Sweet-Heartbreak Today

John Doe

Today Steve and John Doe discuss football ( ie soccer ) tactics and sing an acoustic version of the "Midnight Cowboy" theme.

Guest: John Doe

Guest: John Doe

Aquabats today

On The Mighty Mighty Morning show !!! Charge

Yesterday was a bad driving day for Jonesy. He had a tire that
looked like it was slashed,then some inconsiderate guy in a Jaguar
parked to close to him in the Whole Foods parking lot and he had
to struggle to get back in his car. L.A. drivers have no courtesy.
"It's hard living in modern society," sez Mr. S., who added
motorists on Sunset Strip yesterday were "driving like asteriods
were coming." Nobody in L.A. uses turn signals, sez Steve. They
should hire people just to give tickets to people who don't use
turn signals." "They already have those," sez Mr.S., "they're
called police officiers." "No, just to give tickets to the people
w/o turn signals. They'd make a fortune."

Jonesy looks like a "swashbuckler" today, complete with 'stache.
Mr. S. has a new cell phone w/ the same service provider as
Jonesy, but his phone still won't work in the studio. Steve sang
some impromptu songs about "bad guys" such as Jack The Ripper and
Gengis Cohen (Kahn)"

Songs included:

Breakfast Club-Never Be The Same
Danny Wilson-Mary's Prayer
Everything But The Girl-Missing
Raspberries-Go All The Way
U2-Lemon
Pony Club-Thinking Of You

Jonesy and the Secret Machines

For you to trip out on? (Laughing) I heard you guys this afternoon on Jonesy’s Jukebox
Brandon: We played “Nowhere Again”. We’ve never done that before, ever. It was a total surprise.
Ben: First of all, it was a surprise that it was Steve Jones who was interviewing us.

"Brandon: Steve handed us a guitar and said, “Here – can you play it?” You can’t really say no, you know? He prefaced it with like, “There’s a lot of bands that come in here that can’t even play their own music and songs.” And it’s like, all right!"

John Waite

Jonesy had a dream last night that he was smoking cigarettes
again. It freaked him out. Mr. Shovel, doing an iffy Freud
impersonation, (***"What are you, Dr. Strangelove?",****** sez
Jonesy******), *** questions the meaning of the dream. He suggests
that Dr. Freud would say the cigarettes are a stand-in for another
similiarly shaped object. "Are you being offensive?" sez Jonesy.

Guest: John Waite

John has just moved to Santa Monica from NY and has a new album
coming out. Jonesy, John and John's guitar player Jimmy do
in-studio versions of "Dock of The Bay", "The Young Ones" and
"Missing You." We learn that after the Professionals tour of
America, their bodyguard threatened to kill Jonesy, so Jonesy
stayed in New York-for a couple years!

Caesars

Guest: Caesars. The band is playing a sold out show at the
Troubadour tonight. Jonesy's still sick, but he really wanted to
meet the band so he made it in today.

Live Songs;
"Sort it out"
"Jerk it out"
"Its not the fall that hurts"

Peter Murphy

Steve is looking forward to the weekend. He "used to be a
layabout, now he's just one of the masses."

Guest: Peter Murphy.He is playing the Henry Fonda Theatre tonight
& played "Space Oddity" in-studio.

Songs included:

Bobby Sherman-Julie, Julie, Do Ya love Me?
Scott Walker-If You Go Away
Jobriath-Space Clown
T-Rex-Life's A Gas
Shaun Cassidy- Hey, Deanie

It seems Steve has changed his mind about the sex thing. "I
thought you weren't interested in sex," sez Mr. Shovel. "You
slipped. You're not evolved anymore." "I'm still more evolved than
you." sez Steve. Jonesy "is not the animal he used to be" and
girls turn into friends because I don't make a move." "I'm a lame
old sod," he sez.

Popmatters interview

Interview ...


PM: Do you actually like Journey? [Journey gets airtime on Jonesy's Jukebox]

SJ: Yeah, Journey's great. Back then I couldn't like it because it wasn't cool. When you get older, you just appreciate a good song, whether you're wearing flares or bondage pants. I love catchy pop rock. You can't knock a good song. But my first day, if I would have played Journey, I think I would have buried myself. I had to ease into that stuff.

Jonesy has evolved, he says, and is no longer that interested in
sex, he sez,cuz in the past he had lots of meaningless sex and can
now view it as a humorous thing. However, Mr. Shovel is still his
"honey." "I'm circumcised," Jonesy tells him. :Why do people have
sex? Steve asks,"Got to be for that last 4 seconds. Why else would
you do it. I mean, maybe not for birds, but for blokes.."

J. Geils Band-First I Look At The Purse
David Bowie-Diamond Dogs
Shadows-Beautiful Land
Ten Years After-Goin Home
Van Halen-Dead Or Alive
Heavy Metal Kids-Hangin' On
Arthur & The Johnsons-There's Someone

Guest: Mike Doughty,

Guest: Mike Doughty, formerly of Soul Coughing, now on a solo
tour. Played an acoustic version of Kenny Rogers' "The Gambler"
in-studio.

mike doughty

Steves interview technique from the other side

JONESY: What's that one Soul Coughing song I like? That I play all the time?
MIKE: I don't know..."Circles."
JONESY: No.
MIKE: "Super Bon Bon?"
JONESY: Yeah. Can you gonna play that one for us, then?
MIKE: No.

Jonesy read a letter he got from some scam artist claiming to be a
rich Saudi.

Songs included:

Danko Jones-Hot Damn Woman
Van Halen-Pretty Woman
Raspberries-Don't Know What I Want
Who-I'm A Boy
Alvin Stardust-Jealous Mind

The studio needs to be feng-shui-ed.

Songs included:

Blue Mink-Melting Pot
Marc Bolan-Til Dawn
Damned-Morning Bird
Smokey-Alice
Cobra Verde-So Long Mary Ann
Danny Wilson-Mary's Prayer

Indie Billboard

It says;

This is the only billboard we can afford;
Keep us on air .
BUY A CAR

Jonesy attended another one of those Sony Playstation celebrity
shindigs last night. Louis XIV played, and some people were
"walking around in a trance waiting to be discovered. It was
surreal." Steve wants to "expand his brain."

Songs included:

Tom Petty/Heartbreakers-American Girl
Foreigner-Dirty White Boy
Winkies-Trust In Dick
Atomic Rooster-Devil's Answer
Cliff Richard-Next Time

Julien Temple and Andrew Oldham

Talking with Temple
"I was going to ask you something ..
oh yes ... Do you think he ( Sid ) killed her ( Nancy ) "
Obviously catching producer Shovels face drop in shock
"Whats that face for .. ?"

Also;

Steve "Could you stop the profanity "
Silence from Temple
Steve "That was me asking in an American voice for you to stop swearing"
Temple "You've got a cheek"

Guests: Julien Temple and Andrew Loog Oldham

"The Great Rock 'N Roll Swindle" released on DVD today. Guests:
Julien Temple and Andrew Loog Oldham. Bill Wyman got the most
birds, Mick was tight w/ his money, but Jeff Lynne is the worst
tightwad.

Songs included:

John Cale-Heartbreak Hotel
Ian Hunter-Once Bitten, Twice Shy
Roger Miller-King of The Road
Wilco-She's A Jar
Tim Buckley-Dolphins

Wait a minute..... thats bollocks

So on the replays of Jonesy they edit when he says "Bollocks"

When Billy Gibbons ( ZZ Top ) could not remember the name of an album
and Steve suggested one it came out as "Never mind the b{silence}"

Nice :-)

Guest: Billy Gibbons (guitarist for ZZ Top)

Guest: Billy Gibbons (guitarist for ZZ Top)

Guests: E from the Eeels and Dave from the Wedding Present

Guests: E from the Eeels and Dave from the Wedding Present. E and
Jonesy did a rollicking version of "Polk Salad Annie" even though
they couldn't remember allthe words.. Jonesy has a "one-pack", not
a "six-pack" stomach-wise. Jonesy wants to invent a "sockfinder"
cuz he loses socks when he does the laundry.

Steve: "We are here with Mr. Wedding present . i forgot your name mate sorry"

Dave "Loads of silver discs. They were all for Smokey . They are massive in Norway"

Live Songs WP "What have i said now"

guest: Aimee Mann

Guest: Aimee Mann. Aimee played songs off her her new album "The
Forgotten Arm" and Jonesy convinced her to play "Voices Carry" She
had to leave early for therapy. Jonesy went into his story about
the therapist he had who fell asleep. The therapist and his wife
later died in a plane crash

Songs: Voices Carry

Jonesy lamented the lack of females leaving "ding-dongs" and
winning contests. "Don't any birds listen? It's starting to
depress me." he sez.

Songs included:

Pretenders-Talk of the Town
The Normal-Warm Leatherette
New York Dolls-Mystery Girls
Siouxsie-Christine
Adam & Ants- Deutsche Girls

Sids 48th

Today would have been Sid's 48th birthday. Sid was a sweet guy til
"That bird took him the wrong way."

Songs included:

Sid Vicious-My Way, C'mon Everybody,Something Else
Pistols-God Save The Queen
Only Ones-Lovers Of Today
Bad Brains-Banned in D.C.
The Damned-Eloise
Top of the Pops theme song

When Jonesy was driving home last night, he saw Ronald Vaughn,
Rodney Bingemheimer's "Spaceman" friend from Mayor of the Sunset
Strip sleeping by a bus stop in Beverly Hills. "I met him at a
party in the '80s and he was normal," sez Jonesy. He then wondered
what makes people "go crazy." Saw a documentary about Al Green
over the weekend.

Everything but the girl-Missing
Frankie Goes To Hollywood-Relax
Hot Chocolate-You Sexy Thing
Iggy Pop-Tiny Girls
Ceasars-Sort It Out
Young Heart Attack-Starlight
Al Green-To Sir With Love
George Macrae-Been So Long
Rod Stewart-Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

McLaren

Malcolm McLaren was the Guest today.
" I have STUFF to sell..."

Maybe the Lydon guest appearance isnt so far off.

Malcolm McLaren

Guest:Malcolm McLaren. Steve and Malcolm see each other for the
first time in 10 years. "Where's my money?" sez Steve as his
opening shot. Jonesy and Malcolm had a good time during the
interview w/ both of 'em laughing a lot, esp. Malcolm with that
jovial/creepy laugh of his. Malcolm told a story about how invited
John to audition for the Pistols. Vivenne (Westwood) told Malcolm
"There's this really handsome bloke named John who hangs out at
the shop. You should get him to be the singer." So, Malcolm
auditions John (you know the story, John sings "I'm 18" in front
of the jukebox at the Roebuck Pub.) and he's in the band. When
Malcolm sees Vivenne again, she goes "No!!! That was the wrong
John!!" The John she was referring to was John Simon Ritchie (Sid
Vicious). "You're going to have trouble with that one!" predicted
Vivenne. Malcolm played songs by some of his current "bands."
Chinese all-girl band called Wild Strawberries and a "hacker" song
(sound provided via old computers) by a guy from Chicago that was
pretty good. He is also producing the film version of "Fast Food
Nation."

Peel sessions

Peel sessions

Rock to Jock

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Michael Steele, Indie 103.1 program director, says the goal is to provide listeners with something fresh.

"Everything about Los Angeles and Orange County radio is so slick and produced, and that's great - I worked at KISS-FM and had Rick Dees and that's the ultimately slick radio," Steele says. "And those stations do really well.

"But when I was designing Indie, I knew that to compete, I had to put something on the radio that was radically different."

So he signed Jones to host a midday show, on which he meanders in a Cockney accent through his vast store of rock memories - many of them involving guitars and amplifiers he's nicked off other bands.

Most days he interviews fellow musicians about everything from English soccer to girlfriends they've shared, and plays whatever strikes his fancy, often struggling to recall song titles at the end of sets.

The show started in a haphazard fashion today, with Jonesy still
running down the hallway as Mr. S. manned the mic.Jonesy is not in
a relationship because "he doesn't want to get screamed at when he
looks at other birds." Per future relationships/marriage "that
door ain't closed." Steve also went into his spiel about how
priests should get married (or at least have the services of
hookers.) Men are always looking at birds other than their
girlfriend, but "Birds don't want to be with every bloke."
"Someday you'll find the right woman," Mr. Shovel assures Jonesy.

Songs included:

Altered Images-Happy Birthday
Heavy Metal Kids-Hang On
Mazzy Star-Fade Into You
"Some guy sang a song"
Eels-Railroad Man
Super Groupies-Low Blue Flame

guest: Tony Wilson

Guest: Tony Wilson. Tony inspired the movie "24 Hour Party
People." A producer,promoter and radio personality in England, he
booked the Pistols on their infamous Bill Grundy TV show
appearance. We learn that he had to cover up Siouxsie's swastika
armband with gaffers tape. He was very disappointed in the fact
that Jonesy likes Boston! Played a song by some young Brit rap
group he's promoting and Jonesy had to stop the song because it
had the f word in it! (Sorry RSPCA!!) Jonesy really wants Cliff
Richard as a guest on the show. "What did you do in New York?"
Tony asked as he interviewed Steve about his post-Pistols life.
"Lived with a hooker and did heroin," Jonesy responded. "She was a
nice girl." Jonesy hurt his back from "spinning" (the trendy
exercise) too much.

Guests: British Sea Power

The English footie season never ends.Jonesy goes on about birds
with strong legs again. Guest: British Sea Power They were
"shocked at the (phony)breasts" in L.A.,sang a few songs
in-studio, including "How Will I Ever Find My Way Home?"

Songs included:

Rod Stewart-The Killing of Georgie
Roger Miller-King of the Road
Brook Benton-Rainy Night in Georgia
Tony Jo White-Polk Salad Annie
Spoon-Sister Jack
Tornadoes-Ice Cream Man
Greg Kihn-Breakup Song
Heartbreakers-Born To Lose
Love-Maybe the People Would Be the Times or Between Clark and
Hilldale
The Fame-Get On The Beat

Chelsea won!! Jonesy got back in one piece from playing w/ Camp
Freddy in Vegas. Tone Loc & Annabella Lwin joined 'em onstage. He
really has to lose weight cuz he didn't get any action. One day in
Vegas was enough for him. He lost $600 gambling & rode down a
water "Tunnel.". Saw Bon Jovi and said they were "disappointingly
dull." Asked Mr. Shovel what it would take to make him his
"honey." ("Yes, we're back to that. C'mon, we're all whores,"
Jonesy said, "Everyone has a price.") Mr. Shovel had a great time
at Coachella. Says the Pistols should headline there next year.
Steve will, if the $$$ are right.

Songs included:

Bon Jovi-Runaway
Super Furry Animals-Rings Around The World
Frankie Goes To Hollywood-Born To Run
FastWay-Say What You Will
Big Pig w/Little Porker-Baby Reggae
Geno Washington-Scooby Do
Foundations-Build Me Up, Buttercup
Walker Brothers-No Regrets

New Order and Tim Burgess

New Order on today for the second hour.
Singing songs live with the band
Also said that Lydon may be on when the swindle dvd is released, thats towards the end of May.
"Its all true apart from the bit with McLaren"
"Do you get paid for doing this ?"

"I want to have the blokes from Kraftwerk on.... i want to ask them about the war"

Nouvelle Vagues version of "Love will tear us apart " ; we hear everyone whistling the end part and a single Manc voice says "Catchy that, someone should write a song about that".

"King of bullshit"


Live Songs;
Tim Burgess "Who the cap fit" ( Bob Marley Cover)
New Order etc "Everytime i see you falling"
"Anarchy in the UK"

"I dont know the second verse.."
"one more" "Oh my god"
"Thats out careers over"

Requests

Someone phoned in with a request for the Beatles !!!!!
Dear God !! are these people not listening to the radio when it is on.

Stop THinking

"Have you ever stopped thinking?" Jonesy asks Mr. Shovel. "You're
sure you're not on any new medication?,"asks Mr. S. Jonesy went to
hear Eno and some other bloke give a lecture last night, where
they talked about "bloody relativity and Einstein." So what did
Jonesy learn? "I learned I get hungry listening to people speak
for two hours. My mind drifts when I listen to people speak for
two hours and I think about sex and food." I "was gonna be Pope,
but they gave it to some German geezer" Jonesy sings in his
closing tune.

Songs included:

John Sebastian-Welcome Back Kotter
Stephen Bishop-On And On*
Danzig-Twist of Cain* (Ed. note-where else can you hear these two
songs one right after the other? Brillant.)
The Who-My Wife
"French bloke"-Anarchy in the UK
Keith Richard-Take It So Hard
Rupert Holmes-Escape(Pina Colada Song)
Helen Reddy-I Am Woman ("Women don't roar, they scream,"sez
Jonesy. "oh you're really scoring points now," sez Mr. S. "I'm
only joking. They know I'm joking!!" sez Jonesy.)
Queen-Lily Of The Valley/Now I'm Here

Songs included:

T-Rex-Hot Love
Mott The Hoople-Honaloochie Boogie
David Bowie-Lady Stardust

Urge Overkill

Urge Overkill

Live songs;
Heaven 90210
I can see clearly now ( Johnny Nash , lots of play on Eddie + Nash names)
A chaotic New Rose
Crown of Laughs
Emmaline ( cover of Hot Chocolate "Emma" )

and a lot of chat about the layering of guitars on Never Mind The Bollocks

Guests: Eddie & Nash from Urge Overkill.

Jonesy FM

Jack FM .. Jonesy FM

night clubbing

Jonesy never liked pot or LSD, they were too "mind-y" and made him
paranoid. He preferred "happy opiates" and alcohol during his drug
days. Went to Guy's again last night, loves looking at the
"affected ones." "Was Paris there with her Trio?", asked Mr.
Shovel..... What is a a flagon of mead?

Cake-The Distance
Soul Coughing-Super Bon Bon
ABC-When Smokey Sings
James-She's A Star
Suede-Animal Nitrate
Blanc Mirage-Off The Ceiling

Anne Nightingale

Jonesy was cleaning out his closet and found some magnetic pillows
he bought to help cure his bad back. They didn't cure his back,
but caused "A noise in me bleedin' head."

Guest: BBC DJ Annie Nightingale . Annie was a presenter on "The
Old Grey Whistle Test" and the BBC's first female DJ.
*

*BBC Rewind-Annie Nighingale

Annie Nightingale

What a show .
Anne Nightingale, who i remember from Sunday nights on Radio One many many years ago, talking to Jonesy about Music, Duranies and Michael Des Barres.
Her story re Whispering Bob Harris being hit by Sid on the head with a bottle. Jonesy "Oh, yes, i was there "
Anne "he glassed him"

All great stuff.

Steve "He was a real twit"

Steve" Michael Des Barres says you drunk him under the table so he couldnt have sex. Do you remember that?"
Steve "mmmhhmmm ... nice" ( Steves whispering Bob Harris impersonation )

Anne" Who came up with the never trust the hippies"
Steve "me"

write in pope

No write-in win for Jonesy as Pope.The new pope had to choose a
"showbiz" name. Jonesy's "showbiz pope" name would be Pope Bobby
Vee. Kids today have no attention span & spend too much time on
their pagers and cell phones and sidekicks. Went to the Deadsy
show last night at the Whiskey.

popeil video

Jonesy watched a documentary about Ron Popeil over the weekend,
got a massage.

Songs included:

Divinyls-I Touch Myself
Henry Gross-Shannon
Starz-Cherry Baby
Cheap Trick-I Want You To Want Me (Studio Version)
Nick Gilder-Gotta Get Out
Blondie- In The Flesh
Men At Work-It's A Mistake
Tubes-Talk To You Later
Runaways-American Nights
Raspberries-I Wanna Be With You
Deadsy-Winners

Hall and Oates

Chris Kattan

Guest: Chris Kattan. Silliness ensues, including an impromptu jam
about trendy L.A. types to the tune of some Journey song (forgot
which one.) Lots of Starbucks, Whole Foods and Fred Segal
references. Sample lyric- *

*

*Jonesy-I slept with Cameron Diaz*
Chris-No You didn't
Jonesy-Yes, I did
Chris-I Don't believe you

(*I guess Cameron did like his physique. See 11/10 entry.)

Chris Kattan

Hall and Oates

Chelsea is playing Liverpool. Guests-Hall & Oates. Played Sara
Smile & their new single "I Can Dream About You" in the studio."I
Can Dream About You"was a hit for Dan Hartman, a friend of theirs,
in 1985. Dan had written the song for them originally, but they
passed on recording it then. Dan died of AIDs in 1994. Will Hall &
Oates get into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame," "Probably after
Looking Glass!!", they joked.

Songs included:
Culture Club-Starman
Pilot-Magic
Jigsaw-Sky High
Brandy-Looking Glass
Starsailor-Good Souls

Steve wonders why Chrissie Hyde didn't call him when she was in
town. He insinuates that he was very "close" to her once back in
the day. "Maybe that's why she didn't call." sez Mr. S. Also,
white lines in the sky- poison? A Communist plot?

Songs included:

New York Dolls-Lookin' For A Kiss
Pony Club-Single
Judas Priest-Breakin The Law
Ramones-Can't Control Myself
Van Halen-Runnin' With The Devil
The King*-Come As You Are
* British band that does covers of rock songs with Elvis
impersonator type singer.

Chelsea beat Germany!!

Songs included:

Fu Manchu-So Far Behind
Deep Purple-Highway Star
RPG-Paralyzed
Montrose-Bad Motor Scooter
Killing Joke-War Dogs
Stooges-Real Cool Time
Faces-Miss Judy
Tony Christie-Is This The Way to Amarillo?

Seals

Jonesy watched a show about the Navy Seals on the Military Channel
while lying in bed, farting. "And the Navy Seals are out there,
defending your right to do that,"sez Mr. Shovel. Jonesy and Mr.
Shovel stick together in sickness & health. "Usually sickness,"
sez Mr. S.

Songs included:

Sweet-Fever of Love
Mud-Dynamite
Free-I'll Be Creepin'
Mott The Hoople-Foxy, Foxy
Dictators-The Next Big Thing
Glen Matlock/Philistines-Piece of The Action

Jonesy looks manly with his new post surgey scar, his stock with
the birds will go up, suggests Mr. Shovel. Jonesy sang a little
song about Chelsea FC (Football Club.)

Songs included:

Glen Matlock/Philistines-White Knuckle Ride
PiL-Public Image
Boys In Blue-Professionals
Billy Fury-A Thousand Stars
Brett Smiley-Space Ace
Queen-Killer Queen
Heavy Metal Kids-She's No Angel
Atomic Rooster-Devil's Answer
Silverhead-More Than Your Mouth Can Hold

Kelly Osborne

Kelly Osborne

Jonesy had the cancer on his face removed yesterday. He came into
work wearing a "fashionable" bandage. Mr. Shovel saw U2 last night.

Guest: Kelly Osborne. Kelly can't spell, Jonesy learned to read
and write about eight years ago. Kelly just met her granddad a few
years ago by chance. (Her Mum, as you know, doesn't get along with
her Dad, Don Arden.) Played her new single "One Word." Nice song,
kinda pop-disco. Jonesy talked about some comfy socks he bought in
London years ago and showed Kelly his comfily attired feet.

Lisa Marie Presley

Lisa Marie Presley / Steve Lillywhite

Guests: Lisa Marie Presley (1st hour), Steve Lillywhite (2nd hour)
Lisa talked about her new album, played "Idiot" (w/ Jonesy on
guitar) but didn't want to play "Dirty Laundry" her new single.

P.S.--Jonesy played "Shannon" by Henry Gross--what's next "Wildfire?"

finger

One of Jonesy's neighbors was playing thumping bass music Sunday
and it drove him crazy. Mr. Shovel sustained an injury to his
finger over the weekend and had to go to the emergency room.
Jonesy reportsthat once, he had an infection in his finger and it
started to swell. He tried to pop it himself, didn't work--he went
to Ceders Sinani emergency room. "And there were guys there with
gunshot wounds. I felt like a right tough guy.." The show is
looking for an intern again.

Songs included:

George McRae-Rock Your Baby
Alice Cooper-Only Women Bleed
Blow Monkeys-Digging Your Scene
Dave Sampson-1999
Smashing Pumpkins-1979

Moby

Live Songs
"Satellite of Love" ( Lou Reed )
"Anarchy in the UK" Jazz version
"Join the Professionals" ( Steve singing/playing )
"" whistle song w Moby playing

Moby

Guest: Moby. Which friend of Jonesy's likes extremely hairy women
? He wouldn't say."If they look like the Wolfman, that turns him
on." Steve hung out with his buddies Owen and Luke last night.
"Name-dropper," Mr. Shovel commented. Moby will be doing a signing
at the Barnes & Noble at the Grove in L.A. He was nervous about it
cuz when he did a signing in DC once no one showed up, ala "Spinal
Tap." He played an acoustic jazz version of "Anarchy in the UK."
Jonesy played a rollicking version of "Join The Professionals."

Lemmy

Guest: Lemmy. Lemmy had lots of stories. He talked about being a
roadie for Jimi Hendrix. Jimi used to put hits of acid under his
headband and let them melt into his skin. Lemmy never saw Jimi's
famous knob, but he did see the plaster cast of it.* He and Steve
talked about the old days at the Speakeasy and other clubs in
London. Helen of Troy, the "Little Person" who used to hang out
with the London punk scene, is still around. She doesn't answer
her phone though, Jonesy reveals. Lemmy's Dad was a priest!!, but
Lemmy's not very religious. "Rock 'n' roll is my religion." he
sez. Motorhead plays the Wiltern tomorrow & is working on a solo
album.

Songs included:

Smoking Popes-Need You Around
Wedding Present-Interstate
Blondie- Bermuda Triangle Blues (Flight 45)
RPG-Paralyzed
Graham Coxon-Freakin' Out

Downfall

Jonesy movie recommendation- "Downfall", the German film about the
last 10 days of Hitler's life.

Songs included:

Rod Stewart & Faces-Sweet Little Rock N Roller
Danzig-Dirty Black Summer
Cult-Wildflower
Suzi Quatro-48 Crash
AC/DC-Problem Child
Easybeats-Friday On My Mind
Sweet-Turn It Down
Heavy Metal Kids-Hangin' On

Eye on LA

Steve is unable to watch himself on TV, even on Late Late Night or
Eye on L.A. Mr. Shovel didn't like watching himself being
interviewed on Eye on L.A. "I can always lose weight, but I don't
know what we're gonna do about you." Steve comments to Mr. S.

Songs included:

*

*

*New York Dolls-Stranded in The Jungle
Mott The Hoople-Drivin' Sister
Jonathon Richmond-Roadrunner

Billy Idol Steve Stevens

Guest: Billy Idol & Steve Stevens. Billy is playing the Roxy
tonight. Jonesy will be joining him onstage & the show will be
broadcast live on Indie. They played "Ready Steady Go" and
"Dancing With Myself" live in the studio.

Billy Idol, Steve Stevens

Live Songs;
"Ready Steady Go"
"Dancing with myself"
"Cherie"

mick Rock

Guest: Mick Rock. Mick was on to promote his photo exhibit. (Info
below.)

Mick Rock: Live in L.A., Lo-Fi Gallery, 1038 N. Fairfax Ave.;
March 25-May 15; hours Mon.-Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., noon-5
p.m. (323) 654-5634.

Mick Rock

Photographer

.. stay just a little bit longer

Well it looks like Indie is going to be around at least a bit longer.
Thank God for that.

RadioandRecords.com

Goldie Lookin Chain

Guest: Welsh rap group Goldie Lookin' Chain

Goldie looking Chain

Marianne Faithful

Guest: Marianne Faithfull. Marianne talked about how she ran into
Malcolm McLaren in Paris (they both live there now.) She said he's
mellowed a lot. Steve said he has a soft spot for Malcolm and
reminisced about being 16 and driving Malcolm around London cuz he
couldn't drive. Steve asked Marianne if Mick was "tight" with his
money. "I'm always amazed by rich people who are tight with their
money." "Well, that's why they're rich." Marianne replied. She
says she's much closer to Keith and Charlie nowadays than Mick.
She also talked about her new album "Before The Poison" , and her
collaborations with Nick Cave & PJ Harvey. PJ inherieted the
record collection that belonged to Stones' keyboardist Ian
Stewart. (her parents were good friends with him.)

Marianne Faithful

They run off all the names of McLarens and Westwoods shop;
"Too young to live, too fast to die"
"Let it rock"
"SEX"
"Seditionaries"
"Mr Freedom " shared
"Worlds End" westwood

Jonesy played a fashion show with Camp Freddy over the weekend.
They provided background music as the models walked down the
runway. "I just sat down (and played) during "God Save The Queen,"
sez Jonesy. "Is this what it's come to?" Mr Shovel commented.
Steve is considering growing a mustache, and says that he heard a
rumour that Roxy Music & Eno may be doing a new album together. He
will be playing a few songs onstage w/ Billy Idol at the Roxy on
Friday night

Songs included:

Joe Walsh-A Life of Illusion (which Jonesy dedicated to the Ugh
boot wearing, tiny dog-holding types at the fashion show)
Hawkwind-Silver Machine
Stones-Dance Little Sister
Queen-See What A Fool I've Been
Nick Gilder-Got To Get Out
and a rockin' acoustic version of Journey's "Lights" as one of the
"contest" songs

oops wheres that delay

"I'm going to rock today," sez Jonesy, "Today's (music) is not for
pussies."
"Ooops, where's that delay," sez Mr. Shovel. "What? Did I say
something wrong?" sez Jonesy..
Songs included:

Stones-Sweet Virginia (Sorry RSPCA)
Rolf Harris-Smoke On The Water
And songs by Foreigner, Loverboy and Diamond Reo (Rio??)

Blake verdict

Jonesy's comment on the Robert Blake verdict. "There's no business
like show business." Once again, Jonesy jokes about getting
amorous with Mr.Shovel. "You're the Robin to my Batman," sez
Steve. "Yeah,but I look better in tights," sez Mr. S. Great
acoustic version of "I Wanna Be Me", too, as the contest song.
Also, Jonesy had an in-store DJ gig at the new Adidas store on
Melrose yesterday.

Duff McKagan

Guest: Duff McKagan. After Duff's pancreas blew up, he took up
kickboxing to get healthy and he had a lesson scheduled right
after the show. He was in a Seattle punk band called the Farts
before he moved to L.A. The band had to change their name to 10
Minute Warning when they got signed.)
Speaking of flatulence, Duff talked about Jonesy's penchant for
introducing himself all nice and proper to head flight attendents,
etc. while on tour with the Neurotic Outsiders and then suddenly
farting. Jokester!! We learn that Jonesy was a skilled mountain
biker before his back gave out, but Glen Matlock was not. (Was
Glen at the Velvet Revolver concert in London? He must have been,
says Steve, cuz "Glen will go to the opening of a door." Duff &
Steve played "Jerk" and "Janie Jones" live in the studio.

Songs included:

Chicory Tip-Good Grief, Christina
Slade-Cuz I Love Her
Curtis Mayfield-Pusher Man
Flamin Groovies-Teenage Head
Johnny Thunders/Patti Paladin-Born To Cry
Neurotic Outsiders-Revolution
Alice Cooper-Under My Wheels
Saints-Demolition Girl

Duff McKagan

Live Songs;

"Jerk"
"Born to lose"
"Janie Jones"

Songs included:

Kay Starr-Wheel of Fortune
Brenda Lee- I'm Sorry
Vera Lynne-White Cliffs of Dover
Datsuns-Blacken My Thumb
Billy Idol-Body Snatcher
Nine Inch Nails-The Hand That Feeds

Ian Brown

Although he was sick over the weekend (bad sushi) Jonesy
reports he played soccer and..got laid!!!!!! Guest: Ian Brown

Songs included:

Stranglers-Nice and Sleazy
Mink Deville-Cadillac Walk
Graham Coxon-Freakin' Out
Supergroupies-Low Blue Flame
Screamin' Lord Sutch-Monster In Black Tights
Rose Tattoo-Nice Boys Don't Play Rock 'n' roll
Thieves-You Get It Easy